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Just bagged up some makeup brushes and eyeliner pencil sharpeners for charity pickup. I work from home, I barely go out, I last wore makeup six months ago and thanks to menopause and depression, beauty is no longer within my reach.
02:41 PM - May 12, 2024
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Personally I hope everyone announcing the jury votes pulls a "Ja Ja Ding Dong" and gives 12 points to the Netherlands. #Eurovision
11:08 AM - May 11, 2024
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Dear Eurovision Broadcasting Union,
Thank you for ruining the memories of a (former) contestant who bonded with his late parents over Eurovision, making sure this year's competition isn't remembered for its strong field, and tarnishing the trophy for whoever wins today.
11:02 AM - May 11, 2024
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Pouring dog food from the bag to the container, inexactly, is my dogs' definition of making it rain.
07:04 PM - May 08, 2024
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On the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, generations of dogs and a few other animals are gathering, including a poodle and several turtles wanting someone special to know they don't blame her for anything.
10:27 PM - May 06, 2024
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Vicki Walker
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Apparently we’re celebrating Cuatro de Mayo. At least it’s not fireworks.
12:58 AM - May 05, 2024
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My mother is nearly 95, 30 years a contented widow, eight years in a care home where her weight did nothing but dwindle, and one of only two things she says during a 30-minute visit with a friend encouraging her to eat is "But I'll get fat."
01:36 PM - May 03, 2024
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If smiling really uses fewer muscles than frowning, why is it called RESTING bitchface?
03:06 AM - Apr 27, 2024
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Happy George Takei day to all who celebrate.
09:50 AM - Apr 20, 2024
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New nickname for Trump: Orange Cruelius.
09:53 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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Vicki Walker
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Just realized the female solo in "Prisencolinensinainciusol" (Adriano Celetano's wife IIRC) sounds just like Duolingo's Lily.
11:24 PM - Mar 12, 2024
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Outraged by OK Sen Tom Woods describing LGBTQIA+ people as "filth" after Nex Benedict's death, I had much to say.

Please read, please share on on other platforms. Let's make him famous.

HE'S the filth.

No paywall.

@IsaLeeWolf /1f967ea5f46f" target="_blank" class="inline-link">https://medium.com/IsaLee...
02:56 PM - Feb 24, 2024 (Edited)
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Happy 10th anniversary to this meme mother/banger. https://www.youtube.com/wa...
01:28 PM - Feb 07, 2024
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha no immunity for you, fuckface ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how terrible for Donald Trump
10:28 AM - Feb 06, 2024
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Vicki Walker
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So, did Taylor Swift see her shadow?
11:59 AM - Feb 02, 2024
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True, in any language.
03:18 PM - Jan 29, 2024
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Vicki Walker
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The singer Melanie has died. "Brand New Key" is literally the first contemporary radio song I remember.
08:19 PM - Jan 24, 2024
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Vicki Walker
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Chocolate Bailey’s gives me no buzz. After the week I had, I’m annoyed.
11:43 AM - Jan 20, 2024
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Jeff Tiedrich
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"I broke the law for Donald Trump, why won't he pay for my lawyer" will never stop being super fucking hilarious to me, please whine about it some more
10:26 AM - Aug 21, 2023
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If, on the orders of your leader, you actively prevent someone from saving the lives of a drowning mother and her children because according to your ideology they are a despised ethnic group unworthy of life, congratulations, you are essentially an SS concentration camp guard.

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12:46 PM - Jan 15, 2024
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Vicki Walker
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Probably just as well Peacock is monopolizing the Watch Patrick Mahomes Turn Into a Popsicle Bowl.
12:41 PM - Jan 13, 2024
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RIP Glynis Johns, 100, and 10Q for the awful grandma in "The Ref."
02:35 PM - Jan 04, 2024
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Lucky has regrets. #dogsofspoutible
12:01 PM - Jan 01, 2024
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I’m just glad 2023 recovered as well as Jeremy Renner and Damar Hamlin did.
04:33 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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RIP Tom Wilkinson
02:04 PM - Dec 30, 2023
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Vicki Walker
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Pro baking tip: Don't put the bottles of vanilla extract and soy sauce close to each other.
10:49 PM - Dec 23, 2023
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Vicki Walker
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Christmas mondegreen: "Snowclouds hang low and pregnant" ("low and fragrant" -- no, "low and threatening"). That's from "Pine Cones and Halle Berry." Wait, what?
08:43 PM - Dec 21, 2023
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It's not quite "Eye of the Haggard," but this Bill McLintock mashup will stick in your brain like fruitcake. https://www.youtube.com/wa...
07:06 PM - Dec 20, 2023
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Vicki Walker
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Self-checkout is supposed to free up grocery workers, but whenever I go to the store, I can't find an employee to break a $5 bill for the lottery dispenser or open the locked cabinet to the Tide Pods. They're all helping the customers figure out self-checkout.
02:39 PM - Dec 19, 2023
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