Final thoughts/7
This jury will return a verdict of Trump "Guilty as charged" on all 34 counts. It will be a fast jury. They get to deliberate likely on Tuesday of next week. It has been quite a ride. But this is a clear cut case. Great job by prosecution. Sucks to be a Trump lawyer :-)
Questions?
This jury will return a verdict of Trump "Guilty as charged" on all 34 counts. It will be a fast jury. They get to deliberate likely on Tuesday of next week. It has been quite a ride. But this is a clear cut case. Great job by prosecution. Sucks to be a Trump lawyer :-)
Questions?
07:38 PM - May 20, 2024
Relevant point about gag order that many analysts are immediately making
Trump HAS the chance to respond to Stormy Daniels testimony. The correct venue is THIS COURT in front of this jury. NOT to make a spectacle about it on TV
Trump has RIGHT to come speak to jury, under oath, subject to cross-ex
Trump HAS the chance to respond to Stormy Daniels testimony. The correct venue is THIS COURT in front of this jury. NOT to make a spectacle about it on TV
Trump has RIGHT to come speak to jury, under oath, subject to cross-ex
09:48 PM - May 09, 2024
TRUMP: I hate you. You're a doodyhead!
MICHAEL COHEN: No Donald, you're the doodyhead. And you're a poopyhead
TRUMP: I'm not a poopyhead! You're the poopyhead. And you're a cacahead!
MICHAEL COHEN: Donald, I'm standing right behind you, let me tell you who you are. You're Von ShitzInPants
MICHAEL COHEN: No Donald, you're the doodyhead. And you're a poopyhead
TRUMP: I'm not a poopyhead! You're the poopyhead. And you're a cacahead!
MICHAEL COHEN: Donald, I'm standing right behind you, let me tell you who you are. You're Von ShitzInPants
01:25 PM - May 02, 2024
Israel's Trump is now facing war criminal status from the International Criminal Court in The Hague
(this is where Jack Smith was previously employed...)
Yes Bibi fucking Netanyahu, you are a genocidal dictator. The sooner Israel gets you away from power, the better the world will fare
(this is where Jack Smith was previously employed...)
Yes Bibi fucking Netanyahu, you are a genocidal dictator. The sooner Israel gets you away from power, the better the world will fare
02:39 PM - May 02, 2024
So this criminal trial on Manhattan is not about hush money (block anyone who still says that) it is about FINANCIAL FRAUD committed to hide another crime which was ELECTION FRAUD. It has now been proven multiple times, and will be proven even more next week
Trump conviction will be in 3 weeks
Trump conviction will be in 3 weeks
03:57 PM - May 03, 2024
In case you missed it
We have a new Thread Substitute! This time I dressed up an 11 Tweet Thread into one chart for you. This is after last night blockbuster news from Michigan & Arizona about the Trumpomobsters Trump Giuliani..
A whole updated #RatBingo Thread now in convenient chart form. Enjoy
We have a new Thread Substitute! This time I dressed up an 11 Tweet Thread into one chart for you. This is after last night blockbuster news from Michigan & Arizona about the Trumpomobsters Trump Giuliani..
A whole updated #RatBingo Thread now in convenient chart form. Enjoy
11:33 AM - Apr 25, 2024
America's scariest clown, Johnny Sick-Sauer, the Sauer-Puss is now entertaining the elderly folks of the Supreme Court for Trump claim of absolute total complete irrevocable universal immunity now and forever, maga!
10:10 AM - Apr 25, 2024
And what does Confession Boy do about the crime of election fraud with Playboy Bunny Karen McDougal story and National Enquirer Publisher David Pecker with FBI DIRECTOR James Comey and multiple witnesses in attendance at Trump Tower?
Trump confesses the crime OF COURSE
He's a serial criminal
Trump confesses the crime OF COURSE
He's a serial criminal
01:26 PM - Apr 25, 2024
The Manhattan Criminal Trial of Trump in front of Judge Merchan is now on lunch break
I want to alert you, quite possible that Judge Merchan issues his Contempt of Court ruling today at the end of the day. So stay tuned to that.. could be a 'ketchup on the wall' moment for the ole Trumpo haha
I want to alert you, quite possible that Judge Merchan issues his Contempt of Court ruling today at the end of the day. So stay tuned to that.. could be a 'ketchup on the wall' moment for the ole Trumpo haha
01:28 PM - Apr 25, 2024
ROTLMAO
As SCOTUS considers denying a President absolute complete intergalactic criminal immunity
That Thing which nests on Trump's head is considering bailing
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/cache/media_attachments/files/112/333/140/599/08...
As SCOTUS considers denying a President absolute complete intergalactic criminal immunity
That Thing which nests on Trump's head is considering bailing
https://s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com/mastodonworld/cache/media_attachments/files/112/333/140/599/08...
02:24 PM - Apr 25, 2024
01:38 PM - Apr 23, 2024
And for the record, where I suggested Person 16 could be Derek Lyons, my friend and super-sleuth Bron Mason, a distant second cousin to Sherlock Holmes, thinks Person 16 is actually Eric Herschmann. Here is Bron's response to my Tweet, and Bron can very well be correct on this. We'll find out
01:43 PM - Apr 23, 2024
Ok in actual courtroom in front of jury, Pecker testifies that they killed the Doorman Dino story, not to protect Trump PERSONAL reputation (like his marriage) but to help the CAMPAIGN. This is vital piece of this crime. Proven today. Takes a Trump defense away
02:21 PM - Apr 23, 2024
JUDGE: This hearing is to decide if the defendant has breached his gag order, the burden of the proof is with the prosecution so they will go first
PROSECUTOR: Your honor, Defendant Trump has willfully disobeyed your gag order eleven times
TODD BLANCHE: Objection, your honor. It is actually 13
PROSECUTOR: Your honor, Defendant Trump has willfully disobeyed your gag order eleven times
TODD BLANCHE: Objection, your honor. It is actually 13
09:14 AM - Apr 24, 2024
Am not doing all Sandoval rulings but here's sample. This is so bad for Trump, he would have to be a total Giuliani to insist his legal clowns let him testify in this criminal trial
Any sane person would understand the cross-examination would be catastrophic
But when has Trump done the sane thing?
Any sane person would understand the cross-examination would be catastrophic
But when has Trump done the sane thing?
11:05 AM - Apr 22, 2024
Ok, today's criminal trial day on Manhattan has ended. David Pecker was starting to get into his testimony, there will be plenty more. Tomorrow morning is a hearing (perhaps 'the' hearing) on Trump gag order in front of Judge Merchan
12:59 PM - Apr 22, 2024
pro tip: if you can't call out white nationalism because doing so would anger your base, congratulations, you're on the wrong fucking side
10:10 AM - Jul 12, 2023
Welcome back!💗
jentaub @jentaub☀️Good morning, @cbouzy and fellow spouters. I am back. What did I miss?10:03 AM - Apr 20, 2024
10:40 AM - Apr 20, 2024
05:56 AM - Apr 20, 2024
I’ve been meaning to ask, and I want you to really think hard and answer honestly.
Promise?
Be honest. It might be easy to find out if you’re fudging.
Here it comes….
Would you be struck from the current jury of TFG being empaneled for any of your online posts?
🤔 🙄 😳 😜
Promise?
Be honest. It might be easy to find out if you’re fudging.
Here it comes….
Would you be struck from the current jury of TFG being empaneled for any of your online posts?
🤔 🙄 😳 😜
09:53 PM - Apr 17, 2024
(Edited)
My infrequent reminder
Anyone who posts anything pro-maga like Trump will not go to prison or "I believe it when I see it" - will be immediately blocked and blocking is forever. This is EXACTLY as I said it will be. Justice is coming. Trump's first criminal trial is under way & sends him to prison
Anyone who posts anything pro-maga like Trump will not go to prison or "I believe it when I see it" - will be immediately blocked and blocking is forever. This is EXACTLY as I said it will be. Justice is coming. Trump's first criminal trial is under way & sends him to prison
11:47 AM - Apr 15, 2024
I love this judge!
After Trump Court Jesters filed a series of frivolous motions, Judge Merchan has ordered that these alleged attorneys now must seek permission from Judge Merchan if they want to file any more
Criminal court is way more strict than civil court...
After Trump Court Jesters filed a series of frivolous motions, Judge Merchan has ordered that these alleged attorneys now must seek permission from Judge Merchan if they want to file any more
Criminal court is way more strict than civil court...
12:18 PM - Apr 15, 2024
I love this judge!
Trump legal clowns had tried to not show their hand, and kept evidence from being shown to prosecution in discovery (for two months). Today prosecutors complained. Judge Merchan said, you have 24 hours to show all evidence to DA, or it does not come in this trial
HAHAHAHAHA
Trump legal clowns had tried to not show their hand, and kept evidence from being shown to prosecution in discovery (for two months). Today prosecutors complained. Judge Merchan said, you have 24 hours to show all evidence to DA, or it does not come in this trial
HAHAHAHAHA
02:11 PM - Apr 15, 2024
At his daytime nap, Drowsy Don introduces Trump new 2024 campaign slogan, together with MyPillow. It is ultra-high-energy, bigly
MAGA: Make America Go Asleep
MAGA: Make America Go Asleep
04:42 PM - Apr 15, 2024
When the Republicans send us their Presidents, they're not sending their best! Some are criminals, some are sleepers, and some, I guess, will sell you an overpriced Bible
04:45 PM - Apr 15, 2024
1 Threaded Spouts
TEACHER: Donald, were you asleep in class?
TRUMP: No
TEACHER: I saw you were asleep
TRUMP: I have a note from my mom! I'm allowed to sleep in class
TEACHER: That's not your mother's handwriting, and your mother's name is not Mercedes
TRUMP: This is a witch hunt! I'm going to have you impeached!
TRUMP: No
TEACHER: I saw you were asleep
TRUMP: I have a note from my mom! I'm allowed to sleep in class
TEACHER: That's not your mother's handwriting, and your mother's name is not Mercedes
TRUMP: This is a witch hunt! I'm going to have you impeached!
04:55 PM - Apr 15, 2024
And a DSF !!!!
I sneaked briefly into the hellscape of Xcrement, our formerly beloved digital home of Twitter, now Space Moron's X.
And I found Palmer has a fresh Day So Far today
Of course he has. Palmer is DA best
I sneaked briefly into the hellscape of Xcrement, our formerly beloved digital home of Twitter, now Space Moron's X.
And I found Palmer has a fresh Day So Far today
Of course he has. Palmer is DA best
05:24 PM - Apr 15, 2024