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Can't stop thinking about that great coffee I made this morning. I hope it's doing well where I left it in my entry way
07:55 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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Jono
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"watch out for the coffee table" I caution my daughter, as I walk face first into the door
09:00 AM - Feb 15, 2023
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Jono
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I understand they're trying to drum up some new leads but the investigation went flat and they're looking for tips
08:58 AM - Feb 15, 2023
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Jono
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Love means...never telling your partner the hotdog you gave them had dropped on the floor because you know that would gross them out
11:57 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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Miriam
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04:59 AM - Feb 10, 2023 (Edited)
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mean things I say to myself
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My weekend plans? Make like a solitary Lil Smokie and lie around dead inside and made of meat in my own sweet and spicy sauce mostly
10:45 AM - Feb 11, 2023
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Jono
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A guy at work said he'd rather be here because he's bored at home anyway and the bored at home part sounded really nice to me
08:05 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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Jono
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Can't stop thinking about that great coffee I made this morning. I hope it's doing well where I left it in my entry way
07:55 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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mom mom mom mom mom
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my kid is yelling “JESUS RICE!” as I usher him out the door and I should be mad or upset or something but I am just trying really hard not to laugh
09:12 AM - Feb 13, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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Hand in hand watching that rom com you hate on Tubi, I say 'Valentine's Day is such a commercial holiday', secretly hoping you bought me an ad free streaming service
06:14 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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Heatherhere
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Husband: whatcha working on?

Me: word games

Husband: *tiny fart* did that help?
08:54 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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