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The psychology of citizens who propel themselves through torrents of summer rain with maniacal abandon, yet morph into day-old fawns crossing their first puddle of questionable depth the moment dancing flurries appear forever escapes me.
#chicagotraffic #snowinginchicago
03:48 PM - Oct 31, 2023 (Edited)
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Reminder: Be kind to retail workers. A health food store gig once saw me through a career change. Did'ja know that holiday music service they pump in plays six versions of "Monster Mash" this time of year? Those songs loop, a lot. Most are really very awful. Maddening in fact after 8 hours. /PSA
04:24 PM - Oct 29, 2023
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For a long time nbcsnl reminded me of a baseball team. Yearly lineup tweaks, clutch wins, shut outs and streaks good or bad. Nate Bargatze's first appearance was a Game 7 championship walk off. I'm glad he finally got the national audience he deserves.
05:36 AM - Oct 29, 2023
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There was no other tri-nippled son of a Vegas drag queen better than Skidmark. RIP Matthew Perry.

(Damn. This one hurts.)
09:40 PM - Oct 28, 2023
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SineadOConnor granted my first spiritual experience with music. Five songs into her set at the open-air World Theater in Tinley Park, IL, (8/4/90) she paused, stared silent seemingly at me far away, but straight ahead of her, and, a cappella, sang a haunting version of Dónal Og. 1/4
04:12 PM - Jul 26, 2023
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Fantastic!
I was lucky enough to interview a handful of the Tuskegee Airmen including Gen. B.O. Davis, Jr. in 1991 for my senior thesis. I love watching them receive even more honors and recognition, long overdue in most instances.
Lisa W FirstWave @LisaW829
Awesome!
09:19 PM - May 01, 2023
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Thank you, DMV, for tornado-proofing your little camera to counter, eliminating any possibility that it can be adjusted to capture the hairline of anyone standing north of 6’3” in dress shoes. For the next seven years, snarky state employees shall liken me to iRobot's Sonny.
05:02 PM - May 01, 2023
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What's your spelling nemesis?

After 40+ years, I've resigned myself to the fact that, much like correctly inserting a USB cable, I will never spell inadvertent the proper way on the first attempt.
02:43 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Gerry Hughes
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The Atheist 10 Commandments? https://www.dailykos.com/s...
12:49 AM - Apr 22, 2023
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Mike Burns
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Howdy! Does anyone remember the name of those little space saucer candies sold in the '70s? A little bigger than a quarter in diameter, with shells made of what seemed like thin Styrofoam and little colored beads of hardened sugar inside? Ring any bells?
03:23 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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Mike Burns
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Yes! VP Harris is headed to TN.
(Borrowed from itsmelissabrown on the other site.)
03:58 PM - Apr 07, 2023
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Mike Burns
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I'm surprised at how surprised everyone is regarding French pensioners. This isn't their first go-round. They did this once before over cake.
07:08 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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09:38 PM - Mar 06, 2023
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I see Ronna McDaniel trending on the bird site and must remind you all what I've said previously over there: Leave Ronna alone! Her ability to lose key elections for the GOP is second only to the Indicted One. Let her be. She's doing fine work for the Democratic Party.
04:50 PM - Apr 05, 2023
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Mike Burns
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I bet that was a two-hands-on-the-water-bottle ride back to Laguardia. #ArrestTrump #IndictmentWatch
05:59 PM - Apr 04, 2023
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My sketch from 2017 is finally happening (though I was short a few shoes)!
#TrumpIndictmentDay #IndictmentDay
04:30 PM - Apr 04, 2023
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Looking for advice, please.
I came into possession long ago--don't remember when, where or how--of a framed postcard from a U.S. soldier in France in WWI. It is, get this, stitched on the front (image). I thought it was unique, so I kept it safe. The postcard’s back identifies the soldier … 1/4
03:10 PM - Apr 03, 2023
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When tfg is convicted and in jail for the Bragg case will he be allowed extra time to apply his face plaster and groom his head rodent before appearing for arraignment in the Willis, James, or Smith cases?
06:28 PM - Apr 02, 2023
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In your WIP do you ever tear through a scene so intense and drawn from personal experience that you instantly want to slam your laptop shut and fling it out the window in disgust? #WritingCommunity #amwriting #needashower
06:02 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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Well that was refreshing. My mom, who stopped asking her most informed source on history/politics/current events (me) when Fox hit its stride, finally asked *why* they (UKR/RU) are fighting. I gave her a 7-min. history of Communism, and she actually thanked me(?!) for the lesson. A glimmer of hope??
09:12 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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Crap. Crap. Crap.
Allison Gill @MuellerSheWrote
An American treasure
03:47 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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When I see yet another GOP House freshman with fake resume, and all 3 are extremists, it makes me wonder: Who funded and gave these guys the road map to getting elected?
01:26 PM - Feb 17, 2023
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I *really* wish people would relax. If a guest drops a tumbler on my kitchen floor, I know what that is immediately. If someone drops my back-up generator from 40K feet across mine and the next town over, it might take me a while to literally and figuratively piece that together.
02:43 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Meanwhile on the other site: Conservative frothing over M&Ms has melted, so they've turned their attention to a dredged-up video of Lady Gaga to fuel their ire for the next couple of weeks.

I especially love the "It's amoral!" comments. What, precisely, does *morality* have to do with it?
05:05 PM - Feb 10, 2023
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Mike Burns
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Really interesting business choice to impose a bunch of arbitrary limitations on longtime users in the same 10-day span during which a clearly viable competitor launches a better platform. But I'm not a billionaire, so what do I know, right?
08:13 PM - Feb 09, 2023
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Mike Burns
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If you're smirking, tittering, giggling, snorting, chuckling, tee-heeing, or out-right guffawing at "Cunk on Earth" (Nflx), we should be friends. The stellar writing and Diane Morgan's sharp as glass, dry as dirt delivery make it worth the journey.
05:22 PM - Feb 09, 2023
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If you see me spouting about the "Cartoon Channel," that's not a reference to The Cartoon Network. It's just what, for obvious reasons and through no fault of their own, I've chosen to call CSPAN for the next 23 months.
02:58 PM - Feb 09, 2023 (Edited)
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Let's see. A showboating, walking arsenal who demanded the removal of magnetometers at her workplace just, again, wished for the death of President Biden one day before he steps into her workplace to speak this evening. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔🤦
04:11 PM - Feb 07, 2023
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Imagine being someone as accomplished and dedicated to global public health as Dr. Anthony Fauci only to have a piss-ant grime goblin like Gym Jordan destroy two years of your life in your early 80s just because Gym’s a petty little human with the integrity of a paramecium.
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