ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Donald Trump lost a billion dollars today as his scam stock tumbled into the shitter ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how terrible for Donny Fuckface
05:14 PM - Apr 01, 2024
Went to get my medication today. It’s usually $10 for a month, $30 for 3 months. Thanks to Mr Biden, it was $11.00 after Medicare paid what they pay. For 3 months!!! My life is better now than when the unmentionable was in office.
04:08 PM - Apr 01, 2024
how totally fucking hilarious is it that Donald Trump refused to rent his apartments to black people and now Letitia James, Fani Willis and Alvin Bragg live rent-free in his head
04:02 PM - Mar 24, 2024
President Biden has now received more than 10 million votes in the Democratic primary, the most EVER for an incumbent Democratic president. Don’t tell me that people aren’t enthusiastic about a second Biden term because the numbers don’t lie. BIDEN 2024!
02:32 PM - Mar 20, 2024
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Holy shit! Lev Parnas just implicated Republican Sen. Ron Johnson and Rep. Pete Sessions (who's sitting in front of him!) in a Russian scheme to deliver dirt on Joe Biden. - h/t @CalltoActivism
Holy shit! Lev Parnas just implicated Republican Sen. Ron Johnson and Rep. Pete Sessions (who's sitting in front of him!) in a Russian scheme to deliver dirt on Joe Biden. - h/t @CalltoActivism
12:21 PM - Mar 20, 2024
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09:13 AM - Mar 19, 2024
A black woman kicking Trump and his spawn out of Trump Tower, is the definition of sweet karma.
12:07 PM - Mar 18, 2024
Biden-Harris HQ:
Leader Jeffries: That was an embarrassment from Republicans last night. Marjorie Taylor Greene shows up in campaign paraphernalia. And then these people want to lecture Joe Biden because he delivered a strong and forceful speech? MAGA wants to lecture us on decorum? Get lost
Leader Jeffries: That was an embarrassment from Republicans last night. Marjorie Taylor Greene shows up in campaign paraphernalia. And then these people want to lecture Joe Biden because he delivered a strong and forceful speech? MAGA wants to lecture us on decorum? Get lost
11:20 AM - Mar 08, 2024
The fact that I know more about Fani Willis’ and Nathan Wade’s relationship than I do about the crimes committed by Ginni Thomas and Clarence Thomas shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
03:15 PM - Mar 01, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "Republicans kicked a hornet’s nest — and now they’re in a panic over IVF ruling." boo fucking hoo.
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11:13 AM - Feb 25, 2024
The Senate should open an immediate investigation into the Alexander Smirnov scandal — with public hearings.
Bring Smirnov in to testify.
And then bring Jim Jordan, James Comer, and Elise Stefanik in right behind him.
This is a national security breach of the HIGHEST order.
Bring Smirnov in to testify.
And then bring Jim Jordan, James Comer, and Elise Stefanik in right behind him.
This is a national security breach of the HIGHEST order.
10:39 AM - Feb 22, 2024
Subpoena Jim Jordan
Subpoena Ron Johnson
Subpoena James Comer
Subpoena Elise Stefanik
Subpoena Chuck Grassley
And subpoena their government emails, private emails, texts, and phone records pertaining to Alexander Smirnov in any way.
DOJ must MOVE -- IMMEDIATELY
Subpoena Ron Johnson
Subpoena James Comer
Subpoena Elise Stefanik
Subpoena Chuck Grassley
And subpoena their government emails, private emails, texts, and phone records pertaining to Alexander Smirnov in any way.
DOJ must MOVE -- IMMEDIATELY
08:20 PM - Feb 21, 2024
pro tip: if your source was just outed as a Russian spy and you continue to rely on the bullshit he's spouting, guess what: you're on the wrong fucking side
02:25 PM - Feb 21, 2024
What did Jim Jordan and James Comer know, and when did they know it?
It’s high time for Democrats to Benghazi the shit out of these traitors.
It’s high time for Democrats to Benghazi the shit out of these traitors.
01:41 PM - Feb 21, 2024
Hitler didn’t operate the gas chambers himself. But he was responsible.
Bin Laden didn’t fly the planes himself. But he was responsible.
Putin didn’t kill Navalny himself. But he was responsible.
Trump didn’t storm the Capitol himself. But he was responsible.
Justice matters.
Bin Laden didn’t fly the planes himself. But he was responsible.
Putin didn’t kill Navalny himself. But he was responsible.
Trump didn’t storm the Capitol himself. But he was responsible.
Justice matters.
10:45 AM - Feb 16, 2024
Putin murdered Navalny because he dared to challenge Putin's dictatorship.
Putin owns the Republican Party.
Putin owns Donald Trump.
Shut the fuck up about Biden's age.
Putin owns the Republican Party.
Putin owns Donald Trump.
Shut the fuck up about Biden's age.
10:53 AM - Feb 16, 2024
SSN - SOCIAL SECURITY benefits WERE NOT TAXED BEFORE REAGAN, after raiding it for his tax cut/trickle down bullshit. The tax was implemented in order to compensate for that.
Reagan ruined A LOT OF THINGS FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN.
Reagan ruined A LOT OF THINGS FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN.
05:54 AM - Feb 12, 2024
1923: Hitler’s failed coup.
No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.
1933: Hitler takes power.
I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.
No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.
1933: Hitler takes power.
I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.
03:35 PM - Feb 10, 2024
No immunity.
No more kid gloves.
No special treatment.
No separate set of rules.
No one is above the law, period.
No more kid gloves.
No special treatment.
No separate set of rules.
No one is above the law, period.
03:37 PM - Feb 06, 2024
I wish I lived in a country where Republicans had at least half the balls of E. Jean Carroll, Hillary Clinton, Reality Winner, Sally Yates, Fiona Hill, Marie Yovanovitch, Greta Thunberg, Taylor Swift, Mary L. Trump, Christine Blasey Ford, Anita Hill, or Stormy Daniels.
03:01 PM - Feb 04, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "dipshit vigilante truckers reach the border, shocked to find there’s no immigrant invasion" — a bunch of easily-conned dopes got played.
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11:31 AM - Feb 04, 2024
Love Hillary, hate Hillary, whatever. But during the 2016 presidential debates, she told Trump that he “encouraged espionage against our country”. She spoke the truth, in public, straight to his orange face.
Lots of people owe Hillary Clinton — and America — an apology.
Lots of people owe Hillary Clinton — and America — an apology.
03:15 PM - Feb 03, 2024
• Congress has been subpoenaed
• Trump Org is getting busted for more fraud
• Fox News is melting down because Biden's economy is booming
• Texas is trying to secede because Republicans know they'll never win another election
• Trump might get booted from the ballot in Illinois
It's only Monday
• Trump Org is getting busted for more fraud
• Fox News is melting down because Biden's economy is booming
• Texas is trying to secede because Republicans know they'll never win another election
• Trump might get booted from the ballot in Illinois
It's only Monday
06:43 PM - Jan 29, 2024
Allow me to point out something that is painfully obvious to anyone with a middle school education: If powerful women like Taylor Swift trigger you, you definitely couldn’t handle a civil war.
02:30 PM - Jan 29, 2024
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 83.3 million bucks, fork it over, fuckface ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how sad for Donald Trump
04:44 PM - Jan 26, 2024
Republicans are about to nominate someone who's quoting Hitler to be their 2024 pick for POTUS.
Hitler.
And millions of voters want a Hitler-like dictator. They aren't the majority but they are revolting and extremely dangerous
Hitler.
And millions of voters want a Hitler-like dictator. They aren't the majority but they are revolting and extremely dangerous
10:39 AM - Jan 24, 2024
