Back in the courthouse they have been bickering about the language Judge Merchan will read as his instructions to the jury. This is back-and-forth stuff and both sides suggest but Judge Merchan ultimately decides
Here is maybe most critical ruling (will have second item also explaining it)
Here is maybe most critical ruling (will have second item also explaining it)
04:18 PM - May 21, 2024
This explains what that jury instruction just ruled by Judge Merchan will actually mean for the jury. So as long as jury find SOME crime was being hidden with this payment, the jury does not need to AGREE on the SAME crime. Someone thinks rigged poll, someone else thinks hush money..
04:21 PM - May 21, 2024
Two VERY big developments today
The Bobblehead is now for the first time caught, in Arizona, was arraigned on criminal charges. Christina Bobb is the Trumpomobster woman who has committed more crimes than any other American woman alive, likely of all time
The Bobblehead is now for the first time caught, in Arizona, was arraigned on criminal charges. Christina Bobb is the Trumpomobster woman who has committed more crimes than any other American woman alive, likely of all time
05:05 PM - May 21, 2024
I told you we will keep on uncovering more crimes. I did not have witness tampering as another of the major crimes I track for Trump, now I add it, so it brings my total crimes count for Trump to 64. Of course Giuliani is biggest criminal in US history, he tried to flip 3 times, got no plea bargain
05:18 PM - May 21, 2024
And to be clear, of course we knew Trump was witness-tampering, for example often with not just Giuliani but Roger Stone etc. But now we have first COURT DOCUMENTS that establish this crime - and a convenient trio conspiracy, Costello, Rudy and Trump
20 years PER TAMPER (so will be centuries)
20 years PER TAMPER (so will be centuries)
05:21 PM - May 21, 2024
With a defense witness like Elvis, Robert, Abbott & Costello, who needs any prosecution?
Trump star defense witness actually implicates Trump and Giuliani of new crimes: witness tampering
And his own testimony falls flat. He will soon get hearings for disbarrment after this disaster
Trump star defense witness actually implicates Trump and Giuliani of new crimes: witness tampering
And his own testimony falls flat. He will soon get hearings for disbarrment after this disaster
05:52 PM - May 21, 2024
And now this
From the Eric Trump of the Trump family
We must warn you, that Eric Trump is the Eric Trump of Eric Trumps
(Read the captions above and below...)
From the Eric Trump of the Trump family
We must warn you, that Eric Trump is the Eric Trump of Eric Trumps
(Read the captions above and below...)
06:17 PM - May 21, 2024
In Trump's first criminal trial all testimony has ended. Trial is paused for a week, to closing statements Tuesday and judge's instructions to jury on Wednesday. Then jury will deliberate
It will be short deliberation. Jury will find Trump guilty on all charges
It will be short deliberation. Jury will find Trump guilty on all charges
08:55 AM - May 22, 2024
Who wants some good news?
So the multiple convicted felon and alleged human being Bannon soon has his next criminal trial. Look at this. The judge is..
JUDGE MERCHAN
and look! The criminal defense attorney for Bannon? is..
WITNESS TAMPERING BOY! Yes, Elvis Robert Abbott & Costello! Gonna be fun
So the multiple convicted felon and alleged human being Bannon soon has his next criminal trial. Look at this. The judge is..
JUDGE MERCHAN
and look! The criminal defense attorney for Bannon? is..
WITNESS TAMPERING BOY! Yes, Elvis Robert Abbott & Costello! Gonna be fun
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Ocean Moon @Ocean_MoonNot long after this Trump trial is over, Judge Merchan is supposed to hear the Bannon criminal fraud trial. And Bannon's attorney is... Bob Costello. Based on what happned this past week, that should make for a heck of a trial!12:12 AM - May 22, 2024
09:47 AM - May 22, 2024
So? How do we feel today?
WITNESS TAMPERING BOY?
Trump only defense was to put up Robert Elvis Abbott & Costello who not only corroborated Michael Cohen testimony, Costello implicated Trump in a NEW CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY
Giuliani, Costello & Trump were witness tampering together!
#LetTrumpBeTrump
WITNESS TAMPERING BOY?
Trump only defense was to put up Robert Elvis Abbott & Costello who not only corroborated Michael Cohen testimony, Costello implicated Trump in a NEW CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY
Giuliani, Costello & Trump were witness tampering together!
#LetTrumpBeTrump
10:08 AM - May 22, 2024
And to be very very clear
Court comedy team Elvis, Robert, Abbott & Costello is the kind of witness the PROSECUTION would have wanted to use, to illustrate how much of a criminal Trump is
And this judge would have ruled that is inadmissible. This testimony is TOO PREJUDICIAL
Is worst witness EVER
Court comedy team Elvis, Robert, Abbott & Costello is the kind of witness the PROSECUTION would have wanted to use, to illustrate how much of a criminal Trump is
And this judge would have ruled that is inadmissible. This testimony is TOO PREJUDICIAL
Is worst witness EVER
10:12 AM - May 22, 2024
Expanding on Tristan
The lost opportunity
Trump (campaign) is paying his lawyers one MILLION DOLLARS PER WEEK
Most wealthy defendants TOTAL defense cost is less than one million
Why not take a TINY fraction of that, and NOT appeal in Britain in case that had expired..
...and hire a Slovenian
The lost opportunity
Trump (campaign) is paying his lawyers one MILLION DOLLARS PER WEEK
Most wealthy defendants TOTAL defense cost is less than one million
Why not take a TINY fraction of that, and NOT appeal in Britain in case that had expired..
...and hire a Slovenian
10:40 AM - May 22, 2024
(Edited)
The jury would never know that the Slovenian is PAID to sit there quietly, a million for this gig of 5 weeks. She attends every day, they notice she always has a nice new and different outfit every day. And jury gets to imagine this is a loving wife and find SOME sympathy for Trumpo...
10:48 AM - May 22, 2024
I did NOT have "My client was witness tampering" on my bingo card for the star witness in Trump criminal trial ending on Manhattan
Trump had hired the worst laywer in America. That idiot told this jury that Trump regularly engages in criminal behavior even beyond crimes covered in this trial...
Trump had hired the worst laywer in America. That idiot told this jury that Trump regularly engages in criminal behavior even beyond crimes covered in this trial...
11:20 AM - May 22, 2024
I wrote a thing: "bug-eyed fascist Agolf Shitler can’t stop spreading Nazi propaganda" — and Donny's coming for your contraception, too.
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11:16 AM - May 22, 2024
Apparently the honorable Sir Buttdial McRudypants showed up to plead 'not guilty' in Arizona WITHOUT a lawyer
His last lawyer was
WITNESS TAMPERING BOY yes, the courtroom comedy team of Robert, Elvis, Abbott & Costello. Bob Costello sued Rudy for $1.2 million in unpaid legal bills
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
His last lawyer was
WITNESS TAMPERING BOY yes, the courtroom comedy team of Robert, Elvis, Abbott & Costello. Bob Costello sued Rudy for $1.2 million in unpaid legal bills
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:18 PM - May 22, 2024
To all my fans on Mastodon, Post & Spoutible. I have once again had the distinct 'pleasure' of a visit by their Comedy Gestapo. They attempt to dictate to me what I should be allowed to consider funny. I don't play with their Joke Nazis. I resist the attempt to turn Spoutible into a Comedy-Free Zone
03:01 PM - May 22, 2024
Meanwhile across town, in another Manhattan courtroom...
Judge Engoron has found the promises of Trump to resemble a house of cards. Rules Mr Hankey Pankey must have sole control of Trump funds, it must contain $175 million in cash, not shares, and Hankey must report monthly the balance to NY
Judge Engoron has found the promises of Trump to resemble a house of cards. Rules Mr Hankey Pankey must have sole control of Trump funds, it must contain $175 million in cash, not shares, and Hankey must report monthly the balance to NY
12:49 PM - Apr 22, 2024
Ok, today's criminal trial day on Manhattan has ended. David Pecker was starting to get into his testimony, there will be plenty more. Tomorrow morning is a hearing (perhaps 'the' hearing) on Trump gag order in front of Judge Merchan
12:59 PM - Apr 22, 2024
How's your day?
We've passed 400,000 dead soldiers
Oh shit. That's more than we lost in Vietnam. Can you still win it?
No fucking way. Ukrainians are too strong. How's your day?
I got hit by $453 million by Engoron
Oh shit. Can you pay it?
No fucking way. I think I'm gonna start to sell shoes
We've passed 400,000 dead soldiers
Oh shit. That's more than we lost in Vietnam. Can you still win it?
No fucking way. Ukrainians are too strong. How's your day?
I got hit by $453 million by Engoron
Oh shit. Can you pay it?
No fucking way. I think I'm gonna start to sell shoes
09:30 PM - Feb 17, 2024
I wrote a thing: "fork over $364 million, you fraudulent fuck" — settle in as we explore the shit-blizzard of financial ruin that’s about to bury Trump
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11:15 AM - Feb 17, 2024
Ok, my dearest Tweeps. We had a very good day today. Trump had his worst day of his life. For the first time he was hit with SERIOUS consequences for his actions, and he is furious
I'll end with this. E Jean Carroll jury verdict was $83M. This 32 storey building Trump owns in NYC is worth $75M
I'll end with this. E Jean Carroll jury verdict was $83M. This 32 storey building Trump owns in NYC is worth $75M
11:31 PM - Jan 26, 2024
Trump hasn’t posted — or said — a single word about E. Jean Carroll since the $83.3 million verdict was handed down.
How much longer do you think he can keep his big mouth shut?
How much longer do you think he can keep his big mouth shut?
09:58 AM - Jan 27, 2024
hey, it's time for "this week in stupid: January 27 edition" — Fox Business has a sad, Little Donny loses bad, and so much more.
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11:03 AM - Jan 27, 2024
Karma has her way
Yesterday E Jean Carroll $83M verdict overshadowed a news item: Giuliani bankruptcy court coming after Trump for unpaid Giuliani legal fee of $1.4M
That will not go to Rudy
Trump's $1.4M goes to GA election workers Ruby Freeman & Shaye Moss
This is what I call poetic justice
Yesterday E Jean Carroll $83M verdict overshadowed a news item: Giuliani bankruptcy court coming after Trump for unpaid Giuliani legal fee of $1.4M
That will not go to Rudy
Trump's $1.4M goes to GA election workers Ruby Freeman & Shaye Moss
This is what I call poetic justice
02:57 PM - Jan 27, 2024
Trump has been ranting on Truth Social ketchup style but not saying anything about EJ Carroll. Look like we've found the kryptonite.
11:58 AM - Jan 27, 2024
Nothing has stopped Trump before. Does money stop him? $5 million verdict for E Jean Carroll did not stop Trump. But now it was supersized by $83 million to $88 million
does $88 million verdict stop Trump. I think it MIGHT work. This is early going, but this is a GOOD SIGN
(stay tuned)
does $88 million verdict stop Trump. I think it MIGHT work. This is early going, but this is a GOOD SIGN
(stay tuned)
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Mary Becker @MaryBeckerTrump has been ranting on Truth Social ketchup style but not saying anything about EJ Carroll. Look like we've found the kryptonite.11:58 AM - Jan 27, 2024
03:08 PM - Jan 27, 2024
