11 Threaded Spouts
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There once was a boy. He was a bit of a brat, but generally good hearted. He had a stuffed tiger. It was smart, brave and loyal. However, the real big deal about these two is that when no one was looking the stuffed tiger became a real live tiger. Then one day, it all stopped.
There once was a boy. He was a bit of a brat, but generally good hearted. He had a stuffed tiger. It was smart, brave and loyal. However, the real big deal about these two is that when no one was looking the stuffed tiger became a real live tiger. Then one day, it all stopped.
12:13 PM - May 16, 2023
02:32 PM - May 11, 2024
01:08 PM - May 10, 2024
#Dribble
Abandon us in this shopping monstrosity. Oh look a book shop. There's one with me on the cover. What an #intriguing read after Bill & Ted send me back home. Find out how the war ends & what I get up to after my Presidency. And it fits perfectly in my hat. Just call me light-fingered Abe.
Abandon us in this shopping monstrosity. Oh look a book shop. There's one with me on the cover. What an #intriguing read after Bill & Ted send me back home. Find out how the war ends & what I get up to after my Presidency. And it fits perfectly in my hat. Just call me light-fingered Abe.
01:18 PM - May 09, 2024
12:48 PM - May 08, 2024
12:46 PM - May 07, 2024
11:58 AM - May 07, 2024
#Dribble
I'm so sorry Carly, but they've decided to go with Diamonds are Forever. I know. I thought #Anticipation did a better job capturing the idea of Connery's return, but what do I know. Now you're stuck with this weirdly titled song. We promise to never do this to you again.
I'm so sorry Carly, but they've decided to go with Diamonds are Forever. I know. I thought #Anticipation did a better job capturing the idea of Connery's return, but what do I know. Now you're stuck with this weirdly titled song. We promise to never do this to you again.
10:40 AM - May 06, 2024
Thanks to the efforts of Boston Pizza I can feel the entire country pulling for my Edmonton Oilers to win the Stanley Cup. It’s really quite amazing.
09:19 AM - May 06, 2024
The Fall Guy (2024)
Gosling & Blunt are at their charming best which really helps to sell the romance element of this film. There's also some impressive stunts which makes this a nice tribute to them. However the villains are almost too cartoonish & the plot device driving them is beyond silly.
Gosling & Blunt are at their charming best which really helps to sell the romance element of this film. There's also some impressive stunts which makes this a nice tribute to them. However the villains are almost too cartoonish & the plot device driving them is beyond silly.
08:24 PM - May 05, 2024
You would think the passage of time would extinguish the fire, but he was mentioned again recently & I realized this flame will never go out. I fucking hate Wesley Crusher.
04:03 AM - May 05, 2024
Not a #Spoutories
You killed all those kids, took part in the destruction of Alderaan & you killed me, but because you stopped someone from killing your own child, you get to be a good force ghost? It just seems a little unfair. Hey, get back in line. No that's all we do. We just stand here.
You killed all those kids, took part in the destruction of Alderaan & you killed me, but because you stopped someone from killing your own child, you get to be a good force ghost? It just seems a little unfair. Hey, get back in line. No that's all we do. We just stand here.
03:12 AM - May 05, 2024
Happy May the 4th everyone. Live long and prosper.
11:42 AM - May 04, 2024
Not a #Spoutories
Yeah. I thought the spray was going to come out of his hands, but this is so much better. Watch this. Here comes He-Man & there's Stinkor. And he turns around & blam. It's like a super fart. Oh look how upset He-Man is. This is the greatest video ever! Play it again. Play it again.
Yeah. I thought the spray was going to come out of his hands, but this is so much better. Watch this. Here comes He-Man & there's Stinkor. And he turns around & blam. It's like a super fart. Oh look how upset He-Man is. This is the greatest video ever! Play it again. Play it again.
06:41 AM - May 04, 2024
Hey Spoutible. If you keep sanding off the rough edges you're going to end up with a pretty bland product. Perfectly safe though.
07:14 PM - May 03, 2024
Look at me with all my jokes & razzle-dazzle, but the only people walking into the door of my shop are these zero spouting weirdos.
01:09 PM - May 03, 2024
And then Kim Jong Un said “You killed your dog for doing what? Who does that?”
12:07 PM - May 03, 2024
Not a #Spoutories
Doc. Since we know you can get a message to yourself in 1950, why don’t we send another note telling you to put a couple jerry cans of gasoline in the DeLorean.
Marty. I have a whole plan involving a train & some exploding energy logs. It’s all very exciting. Your way is boring.
Doc. Since we know you can get a message to yourself in 1950, why don’t we send another note telling you to put a couple jerry cans of gasoline in the DeLorean.
Marty. I have a whole plan involving a train & some exploding energy logs. It’s all very exciting. Your way is boring.
11:54 AM - May 03, 2024
Some days I’m Fozzie Bear. Some days I’m Statler and Waldorf. I contain multitudes.
11:44 AM - May 03, 2024
Not a #Spoutories
Do you know how much energy it takes to keep our fleet airborne? But the mountain sized rocks just floating through the air? You didn't think to investigate that? No! You found an energy producing rock under the natives' sacred tree. Are you trying to make us look like assholes?
Do you know how much energy it takes to keep our fleet airborne? But the mountain sized rocks just floating through the air? You didn't think to investigate that? No! You found an energy producing rock under the natives' sacred tree. Are you trying to make us look like assholes?
11:32 PM - May 02, 2024
The Scarecrow would be the hardest zombie to kill because you would have the stab him through his diploma, which is hanging on the wall back at his house.
12:16 PM - May 02, 2024
Imagine having nobody in your life who would go WTF when you decided to tell everyone about that time you shot a dog.
04:57 AM - May 02, 2024
Civil War (2024)
Some strong world building & there's a couple of moments that are genuinely riveting, with the Jesse Plemons sequence being the highlight. However, by making our heroes photojournalists, the viewer is left standing on the sidelines taking photos, rather than engaging in the story.
Some strong world building & there's a couple of moments that are genuinely riveting, with the Jesse Plemons sequence being the highlight. However, by making our heroes photojournalists, the viewer is left standing on the sidelines taking photos, rather than engaging in the story.
08:47 PM - Apr 30, 2024
#Spoutories
You’re going to what me?
I will break you.
With your Russian accent it sounded like you said something else. There was a free movie pass in the #welcome basket & I went to see Deliverance, so my head’s in a weird place.
I will make you squeal like a pig.
Sorry. That was my bad ear.
You’re going to what me?
I will break you.
With your Russian accent it sounded like you said something else. There was a free movie pass in the #welcome basket & I went to see Deliverance, so my head’s in a weird place.
I will make you squeal like a pig.
Sorry. That was my bad ear.
11:55 AM - Apr 30, 2024
So Boston Pizza wants me to cheer on all the Canadian teams in the playoffs? Yeah, that's not happening. I mean I have nothing against the Jets, but the Leafs & the Canucks? I'll happily dance on their playoff graves.
11:11 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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#Spoutories
It’s #rare to find a partnership that works so well. I have the connections in the business community & he’s a fly with a human head. Yeah, the “fly on the wall” logo is a bit on the nose, but people know we’re the best for getting the secrets they don’t want their competitors to know.
It’s #rare to find a partnership that works so well. I have the connections in the business community & he’s a fly with a human head. Yeah, the “fly on the wall” logo is a bit on the nose, but people know we’re the best for getting the secrets they don’t want their competitors to know.
10:00 AM - Apr 29, 2024
I don't mind that you blocked me. I probably deserved it. It's the not knowing what earned me a block that's going to bug me.
10:37 PM - Apr 28, 2024
#Spoutories
I’m Batman. Tell all your friends about me.
You just beat up my friends. They’re right over there. I think they already know about you.
I meant tell the rest of the criminal community.
I don’t hang out with other criminals. You should #reconsider how you judge the people you beat up.
I’m Batman. Tell all your friends about me.
You just beat up my friends. They’re right over there. I think they already know about you.
I meant tell the rest of the criminal community.
I don’t hang out with other criminals. You should #reconsider how you judge the people you beat up.
07:59 AM - Apr 28, 2024
If I ran the world all wrecking balls would be painted bright red and be made up to look like the Kool-Aid Man
02:09 PM - Apr 27, 2024
#Spoutories
I totally knew my neighbor was a serial killer. I couldn't straight out #accuse him of it, but look at this dog. Only a disturbed individual would show no emotion when this little cutie pie walked by your house every morning. Plus, all that late night digging, but mostly the dog thing.
I totally knew my neighbor was a serial killer. I couldn't straight out #accuse him of it, but look at this dog. Only a disturbed individual would show no emotion when this little cutie pie walked by your house every morning. Plus, all that late night digging, but mostly the dog thing.
02:06 PM - Apr 27, 2024
So Tim Hortons is doing a musical based on the time a group of strangers sought refuge in a Tim Hortons during a blizzard. I wonder if they'll deal with the cannibalism aspect of that story?
08:51 PM - Apr 26, 2024
