Jason Cornwell
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In response to Josol.
I think you meant to say you live in one of the US state.
01:24 PM - May 09, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to SLS StickFigure.
I actually like Wil Wheaton. I think he’s handled the whole Wesley thing perfectly & his Big Bang appearances were hilarious. But if I see a picture of Wesley Crusher all I see is his smug little expressions.
12:16 PM - May 05, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Salma Typhii.
You always pick the bear. There's literally hundreds of horror movies about nightmare encounters with backwoods hill folk.
07:31 PM - May 03, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Salma Typhii.
No I didn't get the memo. I didn't even know it was a race gender thing. I'm just here to make funny spouts. I'll stay in my lane.
07:24 PM - May 03, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Mark Kubert, DC.
I think there's a book about just that topic. 1983? I think some lady throws a sledgehammer in it & then buys an Apple computer.
08:33 PM - May 01, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Bun the Franky.
I was excited to have a new body to interact with. I think a certain body is tired of playing the straight man in my comedy duo and my other dance partner has gone silent. Plus, I do miss Myles.
06:22 PM - May 01, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Bun the Franky.
There's an Oscar the Grouch joke to be made here but I can't figure out a way to make it without sound like a colossal ass. This is one of those moments where I just go stand in the corner with Ralph Wiggum.
03:33 PM - May 01, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Bun the Franky.
I have some information that'll probably answer your questions, but it not something I want to post publicly. You can DM me if you're curious. Don't worry it's real information and not me trying to lure you into a back alley.
03:14 PM - May 01, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Derek Croucher.
Jason Voorhees doesn't get tired. Clearly this is Roy Burns the ambulance driver.
04:18 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Karen Springer.
You can't touch me. I have diplomatic immunity!
09:45 AM - Apr 28, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Bun the Franky.
Of course there's no rapture. He didn't say Jehovah Says Rapture. It's like these people don't know the one rule of this rather simple game.
02:47 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Diogenes Wept.
Garlic chip cookies. Still haven’t found one as good as the ones my Mom makes.
11:09 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Ken Venet.
The curse of the 300 characters limit. Moon only has 4 while Baker has 5 so I made my choice.
05:29 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Bun the Franky.
How dare you people amuse yourself when I've decided the world is such an unamusing place.
10:56 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Isa-Lee Wolf.
Telekinesis. I couldn't make it through my day without it.
10:35 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Rosetta.
Now try living in my head. It's basically a Terry Gilliam cartoon from Monty Python. Just nonsense flying ever which way.
10:24 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Bun the Franky.
Wipe my own butt? I have people for that.
01:13 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Derek Croucher.
Great. Now I got the jingle from Halloween 3 stuck in my head. With 199 verses!
12:10 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Andrea Loken.
I looked it up. You'd need like 101 of them to make a single coat. Seems like it'd be a bit of a hassle.
08:29 PM - Apr 14, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to dani.
So all of Canada will be cheering on the Oilers in this year's Stanley Cup final?
09:47 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to mr bunnylamakins.
I feel like I should feed that toilet some cookies.
08:56 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Bun the Franky.
Emission Impossible.
An animated movie about a squadron of sperm who are on a mission to escape the sock & fertilize an egg.
08:52 PM - Apr 12, 2024 (Edited)
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter.
Unless the actor in question is Nicolas Cage then you get to delight in whatever weird acting choices he's decided to make in what would otherwise be an unwatchable mess of a film.
06:58 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Inconclusive Laura®️.
Norman Bates loved his mother.
05:07 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Mark Kubert, DC.
You're supposed slice them? All this time I've been eating them like an apple. Guess this explains the funny looks.
03:16 PM - Apr 07, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to dani.
But it inspired the moon walk & moon pies (which I always thought were called wagon wheels, but what do I know).
03:13 PM - Apr 07, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Bun the Franky.
Posts like this make me feel like Dominique Dunne’s character at the end of Poltergeist. Then I move on to silly nonsense before my can brain remind me what happened to Dominique Dunne.
11:59 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Bun the Franky.
I have a framing hammer, ready to go all Oldboy on the gang of robbers in my home. Plus, I have a dog who can be quite fearsome as long as you don’t show him any positive attention. You pet him or call him a good boy, you instantly become his best friend.
01:22 AM - Apr 05, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Bun the Franky.
You're like Bruce Lee. You have to get your hands registered as a deadly weapon.
07:27 PM - Apr 04, 2024
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Jason Cornwell
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In response to Avri.
I'm hoping people get it's a Psycho reference. I actually love my mother. She's my best friend.
05:10 PM - Apr 04, 2024
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