Jason Carton
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In response to dani.
They’re so fucking needy.

“Did you do your job?”

“When are you going to do your job?”

“This job needs to get done.”

“Do your job if you want to have a job tomorrow.”
02:16 PM - May 14, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Professor Kyle.
Also has issues with bears. 🤔

https://newrepublic.com/ar...
02:13 PM - May 14, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Carole Tyler.
Umm, is she sitting there in court today?!?
01:43 PM - May 14, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Dr K.
They also have issues with bears.
12:11 PM - May 14, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to RedSqurrl.
And say it out loud.
12:06 PM - May 14, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Owl Pacino.
Rarely is.
08:49 AM - May 14, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Professor Kyle.
BAWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Good one.

😂🤣😂🤣
09:58 PM - May 13, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Angela.
The jacket gave away her plausible deniability.
08:14 PM - May 13, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Salma Typhii.
We’re already emulating your deranged RWNJs.
04:47 PM - May 13, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Salma Typhii.
Student loans, credit card ceilings, airline junk fees, shrinkflation, Joe is taking a sledgehammer to all of their grifts and they are pissed.
02:26 PM - May 13, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Martini C.
Too many pre WWII reenactments for my liking.
12:03 PM - May 13, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Puckarama.
Aston Martin hands down.
10:19 AM - May 13, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Derek Croucher.
MegaDrone
09:39 AM - May 13, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Jacsmoore @.
08:18 AM - May 13, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Karen Springer.
There was a couple military helis at the start of the Oilers game.

Which nobody inside saw.

Or heard, to be honest.

#LetsGoOilers #StanleyCupPlayoffs
09:56 PM - May 12, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to GT InNC.
The kids are alright.
04:07 PM - May 12, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Kayla 🌱 🥋 F 🤿 🦈.
My nightmares.
12:38 AM - May 12, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Phred.
Up?
10:04 PM - May 11, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Fiona Mary.
That’s what I’m blaming for no northern lights here last night.
07:25 PM - May 11, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Shawn Scott.
Even the Gods are mad at his leftist agenda.

🙄sarcasm
06:38 PM - May 11, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to JayTuma1 (She/Her).
The warm of the light on her junk put her right out.
06:24 PM - May 11, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Professor Kyle.
05:50 PM - May 11, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Christopher Bouzy.
04:32 PM - May 11, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Karen Springer.
Like an orange turd
11:53 AM - May 11, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Karen Springer.
Pics were great.

I was so bummed we got nothing here.
08:26 AM - May 11, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Salma Typhii.
Only if it’s aimed at ranch animals.
10:39 PM - May 10, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to aaron.
I’m hoping so bad that we get some tonight.

The kids have never seen them.
10:39 PM - May 10, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Whoa!.
By far the most stressful test I’ve ever taken.
07:50 PM - May 10, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Whoa!.
My weirdest class was a Psyche 101 course.

The final was 150 multiple choice questions. You got one point for a correct answer, lost 1.5 points for a wrong answer, but just one point if you left it blank.

The prof said, “You either know it or you don’t, but you get penalized for guessing.”
07:43 PM - May 10, 2024
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Jason Carton
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In response to Myra Faye Turner.
I’ve barely posted today.
06:45 PM - May 10, 2024
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