Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Avery.
Anarchy.

Cereal in and then you pour in the milk on one side, just enough milk to cover the first half inch. Then you eat THAT cereal first, letting the other cereal fall into the milk a little bit at a time. The last cereal you eat was on top, out of the milk, at the beginning.
07:02 PM - Jul 26, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Thurgood Du Bois.
I was on the other app this morning flinging their 💩 back at them. I never was very good at that "turn the other cheek" thing even before I gave up pretending to believe in sky daddies.
03:53 PM - Jul 26, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Patty Lopez.
I can't we're in line to board and he's somewhere behind me. I'm looking back
12:25 PM - Jul 25, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to AuDHDeepDive.
I'm in the Phoenix Airport right now, waiting for my flight to Indianapolis.

This is what the phone says is going on outside the glass
12:12 PM - Jul 25, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to FirstAmendmentGirl.
Dan Patrick is a fucking snowflake. He can't take even the mildest criticism.
12:07 PM - Jul 25, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to EdwardA(callmeEd)Peterson.
Gah. No. Some places think "cardboard" and "thin crust" are the same thing. You gotta know where you can order thin crust and where you can't.
11:43 AM - Jul 25, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Tee Lew.
It doesn't help that I was trying to buy a sammich and a drink. I'm HANGRY.

And the gift cards I bought for my vacay are all tapped out. So I'm stuck. I don't even know if I'll be able to pay for my parking when I get to the airport.
11:33 AM - Jul 25, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Goose.
The fire is STILL burning, FFS. It might be of interest to people.
11:26 AM - Jul 25, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Thurgood Du Bois.
Smallest generation. We grew up feral. We just want to be left the fuck alone. Mess with us at your own peril. We can dispose of bodies like fucking undertakers.
06:59 AM - Jul 25, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Liz N Is Tired of the Nonsense.
My lock-picking skills are a little rusty. Gimme a minute.

But, yeah, butter and saltines with Vienna sausages is a FEAST.
06:55 AM - Jul 25, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Crafty Miss B.
Yep. I LURV Supernatural. I skipped all the doofy singing/animated episodes. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Just not my thing. If I rewatch, I'll skip them again.
06:46 AM - Jul 25, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Tristan Snell.
This is an accurate assessment.
06:44 AM - Jul 25, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to ManKillah Fruitface.
They'd freak out if they read my book. I start sentences with and, but, or, so, though, basically any old way I want to. Sometimes I start in the middle of a sentence. It all makes sense. Eventually.
09:28 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Jade In NM.
They're...syncing it? Something. Idk what but Chris said it would be wonky for a bit
09:25 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Bun the Franky.
As long as it isn't a food FIGHT.
09:01 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Middle Age Riot.
He's also limiting the number of tweets you can see in a day if you don't pay him. Because the advertisers LOVE stupid shit that drives *down* engagements.
08:58 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to f r e d k i p t e r.
According to some dipwad on the 🐦 app, 95% of women are a "net drain" in the countries.

I had to screen shot the sheer...arrogant misogyny bc nobody would believe me.
08:41 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Crafty Miss B.
Eh. I'm not a big fan of musical episodes but then I'm not a musicy person. If other people like it, more power to them. I'll just watch something else. Or skip the episode. 🤷🏼‍♀️
08:36 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to EdwardA(callmeEd)Peterson.
Not together, please. I prefer pineapple and ham.
08:34 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Myron Clifton.
Now I'm laughing bc it's pictures of roses from the Rose Test Garden in Portland.

Roses.
08:32 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Myron Clifton.
Myron, is there a secret to posting photos? I've tried several times to post pics from my vacay and Spoutible keeps saying they don't pass the safety checks.
08:28 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Peter G Mitchell 😎.
I just laugh-snorted and scared the pigeons foraging for crumbs next to me.
07:46 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Heidi Yanulis.
Gets me every time.
07:45 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Mc Crispy.
There's a YouTube channel, Knitting with Suzanne Bryan, that has some suggestions for closing that gap. I don't know if you're a visual learner, like I am, but Suzanne has helped me so much.
07:17 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Mc Crispy.
That's so exciting! I haven't actually completed sock yet. Just fingerless gloves and mittens. And you made TOES. You set the bar high, my friend.
04:57 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Angelina Ballerina (yes really).
So now I'm super stressed. And pissed off. Thanks, a whole lot, for running my last day in my future home town.
02:28 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Angelina Ballerina (yes really).
I'm in Portland, Oregon and yesterday I visited the Rose Test Garden.

Behold

Well, it looks like a photo I took from my own phone can't be posted on Spoutible.

Sorry folks.
01:04 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Victor Shi.
Hi! At least here, I won't have to wade through a mile of trolls every time you spout.
12:50 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Jax Persists.
Well, I don't call him Señor Squeaky-Voice for nothing.
12:31 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Angelina Ballerina (yes really)
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In response to Ami Thibedeau.
Rockstar makes me laugh until I'm cross-eyed.
12:30 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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