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That feeling when you get a package in the mail, can't remember what it is, get all excited...and open it to find your husband apparently ordered his new rear view mirror shipped to you instead of him.
09:00 PM - Jan 22, 2024
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Currently entertaining my kids (and myself) by giving them empty prescription bottles and telling them to open them
05:24 PM - Oct 28, 2023
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6: who's your favorite president? I'm going to tell you mine by number... 44, 46, 1, 16
07:58 PM - Oct 16, 2023
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Gaslighting my kids by continually miscounting their toes and insisting they have 11.
08:04 AM - Oct 14, 2023
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Mark it down. Today is the day I added "four and a haaaalf" to the count to avoid enacting the consequence I really didn't want to if 6 didn't get upstairs before I counted 5.
08:44 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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I love audacity of 3, climbing into the middle of our bed, pushing me to the very edge, and declaring "I'm not comfortable!" as she elbows me and kicks her brother (“3, stop putting your foot in my armpit!")
08:13 AM - Aug 26, 2023
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3 is joining the Dark Brandon cult!
07:24 PM - Aug 19, 2023
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Orange Sage
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Just changed into this after work for no particular reason today...
@MeidasTouch
05:55 PM - Aug 14, 2023
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Orange Sage
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3: What are you looking at?
Me: The news. Something is happening.
3: Is he in jail? When is Trump going to be in jail? When is Donald Trump going to be in jail?
(For the record, I didn't mention Trump at all today to her but apparently we talk about politics too much in general??)
05:25 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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My dad told me there used to be spiders who lived outside his office window and he enjoyed watching them. Sometimes, he said, he'd go outside and (wait for it) THROW ANTS INTO THEIR WEBS. He decided they were hungry because he never saw them eating, and he said they clearly appreciated the ants.
10:02 PM - Jul 27, 2023
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Orange Sage
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Every time someone says "well, you're smarter than me," I think, "yup." #grammarnerd
07:53 AM - Jul 19, 2023
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3: Mommy, you have a fat tummy
Me: Yup.
3: What's in there?
Me: Fat.
3: Maybe broccoli. And zucchini.
04:42 PM - Jul 04, 2023
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Orange Sage
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I hope I'm not ruining any future security questions for him, but turns out 6's favorite number is 2,000,055, in case he tries to make you guess in 10 tries
09:53 AM - Jun 26, 2023
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Let me make this clear:

The target isn't CHRISTIANS > It's Christian Nationalism

The target isn't MEN > It's Patriarchy

The target isn't WHITE PEOPLE > It's White Supremacy

The target isn't HETEROSEXUALS > It's Homophobia

The target is not whole groups of people > Its OPPRESSIVE BELIEF SYSTEMS
04:31 PM - May 03, 2023 (Edited)
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I'm an excellent mother while my kids are letting me nap
07:28 PM - May 14, 2023
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Remember Gea
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Today is Mother’s Day. A wonderful day to remember the precious value of all mothers.If you do not support women having the freedom to choose what happens to their bodies, please refrain from the hypocrisy of wishing any women in your life a Happy Mother’s Day.We make our own decisions.Thank you 💜
12:46 PM - May 14, 2023
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6: I know what we cam do for Mother's Day after Nana and Papa leave! We can go to the skate park!
Nana: How is that something for your mom?
6: She can watch us skate!
Nana, as she was leaving: Hope you enjoy all the fun Mother's Day activities you kids have planned ;)
01:39 PM - May 14, 2023
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Professor Kyle
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And I'm sick & tired of privileged whiners who think a Dem party fighting tooth & nail against fascism & bigotry, trying to lift millions out of poverty, trying to save the planet (etc) is "evil." This is sloppy thinking that demonstrates you have nothing to lose, & only helps the actually evil GOP.
01:36 PM - Apr 26, 2023
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Alvin The Chipmunk
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Biden/Harris 2024

Let's GO !!

https://joebiden.com/
07:15 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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Red to Blue
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Let's. Finish. The. Job.
07:19 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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Rep. Ritchie Torres
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I'm with Joe.

Let's finish the job.
Joe Biden Launches His Campaign For President: Let's Finish the Job - YouTube

Follow Joe!Joe’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/joebidenJoe’s Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/joebidenJoe’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joebiden#Jo...

07:32 AM - Apr 25, 2023
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Rep. Ritchie Torres
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Republicans decry “the weaponization of government” yet those same Republicans cheer on Ron DeSantis as he weaponizes government against “wokeness” and declares war against Disney.

Ron DeSantis is a glorified grandstander masquerading as a governor.
06:53 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Michael Stern
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My fellow Democrats, let's not spend time and energy spouting off about whether we'd like Joe Biden or some other Dem to run for president.

Biden is going to run.

Time to circle the wagons and support Biden without hesitation.
07:30 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jeff Tiedrich
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pro tip: if your doorbells rings and your immediate reaction is to reach for your gun, holy fucking shit, turn off Fox News and get professional help
02:49 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Orange Sage
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Dear sir. The correct response to "hi, I'm Orange," isn't "we've met." Clearly you aren't that memorable and I still don't know your name.
01:17 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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We are not going to out-organize voter suppression.
07:38 PM - Apr 21, 2023
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08:52 PM - Apr 21, 2023
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On the one hand it's funny to see DeSantis combust, but it also really sucks for those of us who live in Florida. Aside from the horrors of an abortion ban and open carry to "own the libs," his theatrics are at the expense of solving the very real problems that exist here.
03:48 PM - Apr 17, 2023
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Just saw a Subaru with a "the world is flat" sticker on it and I was trying to figure out if it was somehow ironic, but then I noticed the thin blue line sticker and, well... I mean kudos to Subaru for broadening their target audience, I guess?
11:27 AM - Apr 15, 2023
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Pretty sure 3 only wears pajamas to bed because it delays bedtime by 2 whole minutes
08:12 PM - Apr 03, 2023
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