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Million Dollar Babies/2

For context, a genuine Billionaire's personal lawsuit the TOTAL legal cost might be 1 million dollars for the WHOLE TRIAL

But Trump burns through money at rate of 1 million dollars PER WEEK. This trial ran 6 weeks & 4 days. That was $6.8 million he just flushed down toilet
01:29 PM - May 31, 2024
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Million Dollar Babies/4

Trump is probably right now setting the WORLD RECORD for most money paid to lawyers by any individual (criminal companies like Microsoft spend hundreds of millions in legal fees)

You WOULD expect his lawyers are thus 'the best of the best of the best'

THE most spent EVER
01:43 PM - May 31, 2024
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Million Dollar Babies/1

So then about Trump legal team of court room clowns. Trump pays* his lawyers one million dollars PER WEEK. He has paid near $100M to his lawyers so far!

* by "Trump pays" I mean he is broke, it is Trump CAMPAIGN that foots all legal bills for Trump, not Trump personally
01:25 PM - May 31, 2024
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Time to open the big one
05:11 PM - May 30, 2024
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Sally O'Malley
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T Dawg always told us this day would come. Thanks for talking through years of this and keeping me sane.
05:15 PM - May 30, 2024
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On Trump Verdict of guilty on all 34 counts

CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors

This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts

Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)

GREAT JOB!!!
05:37 PM - May 30, 2024
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Robert Mueller

Today this Manhattan jury verdict of Trump guilty on all counts... is your vindication

It was YOUR decision to send FBI to raid Michael Cohen's office. You discovered THIS crime

When your crooked boss Bill Barr tried to stop you, you sent this crime to New York

THANK YOU, SIR
05:46 PM - May 30, 2024
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Donald Trump has been to court over 4,000 times (and lost nearly every time) but NEVER in criminal court before now

Trump will be sentenced to PRISON

More than anyone else, one person is responsible for his downfall

She was there ALONE

It is Stormy Daniels

THANK YOU STORMY

You are a hero!
05:51 PM - May 30, 2024
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SUPER TROOPER
Abba

They found me guilty, guilty
That's what they just told me
Guilty on all counts
Jury found no doubts
Bigly guilty on all counts

I was sick and tired of everything
when I farted there in that courtroom
All I do is sit and sit and stare
At these witnesses spelling my doom...
06:08 PM - May 30, 2024
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Consider the biggest criminals in US history, Jesse James, Dillinger, Al Capone, John Gotti, Bernie Madoff etc

One decade from now when we count the 20 biggest US criminals of all time, Trumpomobster gang will have more than HALF of those, including the Top 3. This chart includes 8 of 20 biggest
06:40 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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In response to Lolafromthe D.
which part you had not heard. ALL of this has been reported
09:23 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Donald Trump does not read. He stole 212 classified documents. He does not understand those documents. It was Mark Meadows who read EVERY document (or skimmed it) to decide which are WORTH stealing to sell to our enemies. He is a total traitor monster. He would have faced the death penalty
08:40 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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The only reason I can think of as to why Americans cannot process this verifiable fact is the media and the narrative, they push is that Democratic policies are job killers. I leave it to others to figure out why
09:11 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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My Funny Valentine - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupMy Funny Valentine · Ella FitzgeraldEssential Ella℗ 1956 UMG Recordings, Inc.Released on: 1994-10-01Producer: Nor...

11:49 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Tomi T Ahonen Your Battery Shark
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Think about this please

This is the nominee for President of the Republicans. Trump lawyer argued under oath in front of SUPREME COURT, that Trump cannot govern unless he is given full immunity - AND on ASSASSINATION he wants right to assassinate his political rivals

This is a 'Republican'
Jack Brown @DrJackBrown
" 'The assassination of a political rival as an official act.'

Understand what the Trump team is arguing here. Take it seriously and at face value.

This is not a game."

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
04:35 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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In response to Rosa delasDunas.
...until May :-)
06:43 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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04:10 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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P. Audrey Rickards
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Democratic Rep. Tom Suozzi, who replaced George Santos in what may be the biggest upgrade in congressional history, quickly shut down the MAGA nonsense on the House Floor.
06:16 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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06:15 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Tomi T Ahonen Your Battery Shark
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Your T Dawg cannot spell

... I blame Obama!

So for the record, the singing syllables need the correct word, malodorous, or the song doesn't work. So here, corrected Sheena Easton and For Your Eyes Only the Trump Nose Edition (corrected)
02:44 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Tomi T Ahonen Your Battery Shark
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More help is coming

It is sad that American domestic politics caused such a long delay on this package President Biden had promised, but now USA is sending more military assistance to help Ukraine

Slava Ukraini
Heroiam Slava
#SlavaUkraini #HeroiamSlava
04:04 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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As we laugh at Trump farting in criminal court, and we take delight in the end of Trump as he will be convicted to prison this year, we cannot ignore the REAL CANCER

Look at those numbers! One QUARTER of the House of Representatives are owned by Vladimir Putin. He is extorting them via Kompromat
04:31 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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So I told you, after Jan, Feb & March each were successively worst month of Trump's life, April would be worse. And it was. Trump has never been more miserable for a week as this past week, forced to sit in criminal court

Next week TESTIMONY starts, the PROSECUTION witnesses! Trump will HATE that
05:45 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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ROTFLMAO
am DED

Via my friend and follower Randy Dyck at Mastodon

(Trump farting on Manhattan in Judge Merchan court)
01:33 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Yes!!
02:17 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Tomi T Ahonen Your Battery Shark
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Now this from the American Ghost And Poltergeist Association

Remember our little cool ghost loan out of Chicago, that Barbara Jones found in February and told Judge Engron? Well... that $50 million fake loan is Trump tax evasion over 10 years worth $120M plus interest

Now became criminal complaint
02:10 PM - Apr 18, 2024
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And today we are 5 weeks from the day we can change from calling him Defendant Trump, to calling him Convict Trump

Five weeks. The Jury has been selected on Manhattan, Monday we get opening statements

Five weeks from today Friday, we can expect a unanimous jury verdict: "Guilty as charged"
02:20 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the AFFA

The American Flatulence and Farts Association remains tight-lipped about news that their twice-impeached former chair, Sleepy Don, has been farting in the courtroom

In unrelated news, Trump attorneys are pleading with the EPA for gas masks
02:30 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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With attorneys like Alina Habba Dabba Do, who needs enemies?

It seems Trump team wrote emergency appeal to NY Appeals Court while knowingly misleading the Appeals Court. This kind of thing is ... let's say unadvisable

Alina will be disbarred too
07:49 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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Do you think Ivana’s coffin blew out of the ground spewing classified documents and a Goya bean geyser?
08:04 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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