So, uh I think I want to get a flight into Newark now, because these people are GENIUSES.
10:07 PM - Sep 21, 2023
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
12:18 PM - Sep 21, 2023
Fun Fact:
100% of rules that nonvoters in America complain about were decided for them by voters, and the people they elected.
If you don't vote, or throw your vote away by voting 3rd party in a 2 party system - you're abdicating your freedoms and quality of life to those who did vote.
100% of rules that nonvoters in America complain about were decided for them by voters, and the people they elected.
If you don't vote, or throw your vote away by voting 3rd party in a 2 party system - you're abdicating your freedoms and quality of life to those who did vote.
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Brian Karem @BrianKaremEvery single time I hear someone bitch about government I ask, "Do you vote."01:45 PM - Sep 20, 2023
I am still amazed at the large number who say "NO" and justify their inaction as a form of civic pride.
Just vote people. Just vote.
10:39 AM - Sep 21, 2023
This won't last long.
Violation of the Full Faith and Credit Clause of the Constitution.
Violation of the Full Faith and Credit Clause of the Constitution.
06:01 PM - Jul 06, 2023
So - did you sign up for #Threads yesterday?
Did you decide after a few hours rhat maybe it wasn't for you, and now you want to delete your Threads account?
It looks like it will cost you your Instagram account to do so...
Did you decide after a few hours rhat maybe it wasn't for you, and now you want to delete your Threads account?
It looks like it will cost you your Instagram account to do so...
03:55 PM - Jul 06, 2023
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Emily Suess @EmilySuessBeetlejuice. Been watching it since third grade.10:17 PM - Jul 05, 2023
10:19 PM - Jul 05, 2023
Friendly reminder: For the 1st 12 months of its existence, the most common view people had of Twitter was the Twitter Fail whale.
11:38 AM - Jul 02, 2023
The reason for diversity in military leadership is simple: it's because it makes that leadership more capable in dealing with the enlisted personnel, which is also a diverse cross-section of society.
Pence is an idiot. You NEED that diverse life experience for better decision making.
Pence is an idiot. You NEED that diverse life experience for better decision making.
09:47 AM - Jul 02, 2023
[me reading this before heading out to mow my lawn at 0730, because it'll be almost 90 degrees outside by 9]
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kym @tsukastarWHO THE FUCK MOWS THE LAWN AT 7AM WHAT THE HELL IS MY NEIGHBORS PROBLEM07:18 AM - Jul 02, 2023
07:22 AM - Jul 02, 2023
#Twitter AND Skype going down on the same day, a day that just happened to be #canadaday ..
Coincidence?
I think not.
(yes it IS a coincidence, I'm just making a joke)
Coincidence?
I think not.
(yes it IS a coincidence, I'm just making a joke)
07:05 AM - Jul 02, 2023
For every civilian, #memorialday is a day to recognize the sacrifice of servicemembers.
For veterans, Memorial Day is a day to remember fallen friends.
Every combat veteran doesn't just see a set of blank dogtags - they see a name on them, etched in steel and in their hearts.
For veterans, Memorial Day is a day to remember fallen friends.
Every combat veteran doesn't just see a set of blank dogtags - they see a name on them, etched in steel and in their hearts.
02:09 PM - May 29, 2023
Goddammit, once...JUST ONCE...I'd like them to prove me wrong.
But today is not that day.
https://www.rawstory.com/g...
#GeorgeSantos
But today is not that day.
https://www.rawstory.com/g...
#GeorgeSantos
03:59 PM - May 10, 2023
An R-authored bill that at first glance is actually something that would benefit people?!?
Fetch me my fainting couch.
Fetch me my fainting couch.
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Congressional Bill Bot @FedBillBotH.R.1329
To amend title 38, United States Code, to provide for an increase in the maximum number of judges...
SPONSOR: Rep. Keith Self (R), TX-3
№ CO-SPONSORS: 3
STATUS: Introduced
#HR1329
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02:05 PM - Apr 25, 2023
Texas: [drafts bill that mandates posting a document on the wall that includes the word "adultry"]
Also Texas: [drafts bill that forbids teachers from any conversation with explaining what adultery is.]
Also Texas: [drafts bill that forbids teachers from any conversation with explaining what adultery is.]
10:12 AM - Apr 21, 2023
Sorry, but in a knifefight between Ali Alexander and MTG, I'm rooting for the knives.
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Remo @RemomanI can't believe I am saying this, You Go Marge.12:23 PM - Apr 18, 2023
Vicious Feud Erupts Between Marjorie Taylor Greene and 'Stop the Steal' Organizer
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is now in a feud with two one-time allies whom she is implicating in a scheme to sexually prey upon teenage boys. At issue is a series of leaked messages showing “Stop the Steal” organizer Ali Alexander allegedly soliciting teenage boys for nude photos...
12:25 PM - Apr 18, 2023
05:05 PM - Apr 13, 2023
You mean aside from my 2 decades of experience holding clearances, processing them at the recruiter level, and investigating for interims at the unit level?
Sure. How about the DCSA (Defense Counterintelligence and Security Agency), which I'm wagering up until this point in your life you've neve
Sure. How about the DCSA (Defense Counterintelligence and Security Agency), which I'm wagering up until this point in your life you've neve
02:45 PM - Apr 13, 2023
Matt Groening's job is definitely safe from me.
I'm not an artist. At all. I actually hold the distinction of being told at the age of 10 that I should probably pursue other hobbies when I attended an art class.
But it was a fun way to spend the afternoon.
#drawing
#TheSimpsons
I'm not an artist. At all. I actually hold the distinction of being told at the age of 10 that I should probably pursue other hobbies when I attended an art class.
But it was a fun way to spend the afternoon.
#drawing
#TheSimpsons
05:38 PM - Apr 11, 2023
And Biden knew how dangerous he was, even back then.
He voted against Thomas' nomination not only once in committee, but also on the full senate floor.
But the GOP ignored Thomas' Black-ness and put him on the bench for one reason:
he was buyable.
He voted against Thomas' nomination not only once in committee, but also on the full senate floor.
But the GOP ignored Thomas' Black-ness and put him on the bench for one reason:
he was buyable.
10:56 AM - Apr 11, 2023
And in a fit of irony, any attempt by Congress to do so would be ruled by the judiciary as unconstitutional.
05:17 PM - Apr 10, 2023
any running #workout where you can wring the sweat out of your tanktop is a good one.
Today's Workout:
8 min warmup
(1 min/30 sec 8.5 mph/4.5 mph x5
5 minute recovery) x5
Cooldown
Short. Not so sweet. But great for increasing speed and allowing you to find that "kick" at the end of a ru
Today's Workout:
8 min warmup
(1 min/30 sec 8.5 mph/4.5 mph x5
5 minute recovery) x5
Cooldown
Short. Not so sweet. But great for increasing speed and allowing you to find that "kick" at the end of a ru
01:35 PM - Apr 07, 2023
Reminder for those who try to boycott an end product thats already been purchased by your grocery store at wholesale: you're wasting your time, because the only company who would be effected is the store, not the manufacturer.
Also
Also
01:12 PM - Apr 05, 2023
Today is my GFs #Birthday !
We decided to spend it out picking strawberries, and it was a picture-perfect day for it.
And the berries were ripe and juicy.
Topped it off with a scoop of fresh-made ice cream.
We decided to spend it out picking strawberries, and it was a picture-perfect day for it.
And the berries were ripe and juicy.
Topped it off with a scoop of fresh-made ice cream.
11:41 AM - Apr 05, 2023
me: [absolutely obliterates legs and core yesterday, opts for an upper body workout today]
#TRX trainer: "I know you guys skipped leg day, so even though this is an upper body workout, we're also going to do one legged squats, jumping lunges, and 10 sets of ab work!"
me:
#TRX trainer: "I know you guys skipped leg day, so even though this is an upper body workout, we're also going to do one legged squats, jumping lunges, and 10 sets of ab work!"
me:
11:44 AM - Apr 04, 2023
Brings a whole new meaning to this GIF:
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Ed MB @EdMBNLI don't know what #DinoPorn is, but now I have the unsettling mental image of an X-rated remake of Jurassic Park.02:51 AM - Apr 03, 2023
Thanks for that.
06:59 PM - Apr 03, 2023
Well, that was a unique #cooking fail. I've made so much fresh food recently that I ran out of large containers to store it.
But on the plus side, that means I get to eat yummy Caprese pasta salad, so I'm surprisingly good with it.
But on the plus side, that means I get to eat yummy Caprese pasta salad, so I'm surprisingly good with it.
06:11 PM - Apr 03, 2023
