Sit.
Sit, Trumpo.
SIT.
Sit, Trumpo, sit!
Good doggy.
Give paw, Trumpo..
Judge Merchan has house-trained the ill-behaving toddler puppy Von Shitzenpants. Trump is now obeying his gag order
(and I told you Judge Merchan will succeed)
Sit, Trumpo.
SIT.
Sit, Trumpo, sit!
Good doggy.
Give paw, Trumpo..
Judge Merchan has house-trained the ill-behaving toddler puppy Von Shitzenpants. Trump is now obeying his gag order
(and I told you Judge Merchan will succeed)
04:23 PM - May 03, 2024
19 days to the Von Schitzenpants criminal trial jury verdict: "Guilty as charged" on all 34 counts
Under 3 weeks left to go, and we change from calling him Defendant Trump, to calling him Convict Trump
Under 3 weeks left to go, and we change from calling him Defendant Trump, to calling him Convict Trump
11:39 AM - May 04, 2024
#dogsofspoutible
So Pixie went to the groomer for the first time today!! She actually liked it! 🤷♀️
So Pixie went to the groomer for the first time today!! She actually liked it! 🤷♀️
05:50 PM - May 04, 2024
Spring flowers after the showers 🌼
06:55 PM - May 04, 2024The Harlander ✅ @Hdw
07:11 PM - May 04, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
may benefit from mental counseling to better manager her response to pain.”
Fuck doctors
Fuck the medical system
Fuck insurance companies
I just hate them all
Fuck doctors
Fuck the medical system
Fuck insurance companies
I just hate them all
05:03 PM - Apr 29, 2024
And a mighty goody bigly morning for my Tweeps
Trump just had his worst week ever, and April has been the worst month he has ever had, and April has not ended yet
Then comes May, which will be the worst month Trump has ever had
...I think I am enjoying Karma
Trump just had his worst week ever, and April has been the worst month he has ever had, and April has not ended yet
Then comes May, which will be the worst month Trump has ever had
...I think I am enjoying Karma
11:25 AM - Apr 28, 2024
If you missed it, go get the videos of the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Dark Brandon was brilliant, he is really hitting his stride this year, mixing comedy with politics, and in that speech, mixing a bit of politics, and incredible respect to journalists, with his humor
DARK BRANDON RISING
DARK BRANDON RISING
01:10 PM - Apr 28, 2024
Someone's not sure what to think of me sitting out here making poor attempts at whistling... #SpoutibleKomori
09:00 PM - Apr 12, 2024
Note on Fani Willis GA trial of Trump, Giuliani & 13 other Trumpomobsters
Fani has achieved FOUR FLIPS of 19 defendants. That is VERY good prosecution work! It dooms the conspiracy totally
She signalled she was nearing MORE plea bargains when this smear campaign started
Will we see more #RatBingo
Fani has achieved FOUR FLIPS of 19 defendants. That is VERY good prosecution work! It dooms the conspiracy totally
She signalled she was nearing MORE plea bargains when this smear campaign started
Will we see more #RatBingo
11:58 AM - Mar 15, 2024
Friday night = pizza + Star Trek: TOS 🍕🍿
I bought the blu-ray season sets, which include both the remastered episodes and the original broadcast versions. About to watch my favorite episode, the way it looked when I watched it way back when: The Doomsday Machine
I bought the blu-ray season sets, which include both the remastered episodes and the original broadcast versions. About to watch my favorite episode, the way it looked when I watched it way back when: The Doomsday Machine
09:34 PM - Mar 15, 2024
Pretty thrilling to see there are 1,500 folk following me already.
I am grateful and when this Whale gets up to full speed and power, I promise I'll be here all day and night entertaining you with hot takes, teen daughter stories, and horrible doll photos lololo.
No, really - thank you!
I am grateful and when this Whale gets up to full speed and power, I promise I'll be here all day and night entertaining you with hot takes, teen daughter stories, and horrible doll photos lololo.
No, really - thank you!
01:54 PM - Feb 02, 2023
Good people make horrible mistakes; horrible people revel in it.
03:31 PM - Mar 12, 2024
I am hearing the telex machine making telex-ey noises. I think we are receiving a telegram.. hold on..
[checks header]
this is coming from the Home Office of the PMBAA. I think this might be important...
[checks header]
this is coming from the Home Office of the PMBAA. I think this might be important...
11:28 AM - Mar 09, 2024
In response to Myron Clifton.
It is hard to see all of the leaders go about their business day after day of dismantling democracy and freedom with no legal consequences.
11:14 AM - Feb 26, 2024
13 Threaded Spouts
Yes we will vote. Yes he will lose.
Those facts do not change what we are witnessing with the failure of the legal profession to deal with america's biggest most dangerous criminal enterprise since the civil war.
Those facts do not change what we are witnessing with the failure of the legal profession to deal with america's biggest most dangerous criminal enterprise since the civil war.
11:04 AM - Feb 26, 2024
13 Threaded Spouts
If you've ever been abused or witnessed abuse. If you've rescued someone being abused or treated them
You've heard all of that and more and worse
That is who we are right now. We're hoping our voting saves us again
Voting didn't save us from Jan 6th. But we have to try again
You've heard all of that and more and worse
That is who we are right now. We're hoping our voting saves us again
Voting didn't save us from Jan 6th. But we have to try again
11:02 AM - Feb 26, 2024
13 Threaded Spouts
We are abused by republicans/trump and as a country we are making excuses for our abuser
We have stopped calling the police
We are depending on a "stay away order"
We are telling relatives we hit our heads or fell on the stairs
We are saying he will be better this time
We have stopped calling the police
We are depending on a "stay away order"
We are telling relatives we hit our heads or fell on the stairs
We are saying he will be better this time
11:02 AM - Feb 26, 2024
Remember, just on Friday, Trump lawyers were begging the federal judge in E Jean Carroll verdict to lower that payment - which is one FIFTH the size that is due at Engoron, suggesting Trump can't even come up with the $83 million owed to E Jean Carroll
This 'intention to appeal' is likely PR stunt
This 'intention to appeal' is likely PR stunt
11:58 AM - Feb 26, 2024
Defendant Trump, step away from the Mercedes. You have the right to remain bankrupt. Anything you say will be held to ridicule, and against you in courts of law. If you cannot afford an attorney, you will have to use Giuliani. This is a real badge, and Sister Tammy O'Honey here is a real nun.
01:49 PM - Feb 25, 2024
The muchacho love for Liam Nissan over on the dead bird is lovely.
09:38 PM - Feb 18, 2024
Only followers of this user (Canyonsfan) can see their posts
In response to B Saucy Now.
This can very well turn out to be worst week in Trump's life (so far) and if we have the feast of Engoron this week, then Trump may be bankrupted by the time this month of February is over... :-)
02:46 PM - Feb 12, 2024
Ok, this is now officially weird
So today there are totally normal 'ex parte' hearings at Judge Cannon office in Florida. It's about the redacted documents
But WHY IS TRUMP suddenly attending a routine meeting of his attorneys?
Trump is scared of something big. He is wasting his day on THIS?
So today there are totally normal 'ex parte' hearings at Judge Cannon office in Florida. It's about the redacted documents
But WHY IS TRUMP suddenly attending a routine meeting of his attorneys?
Trump is scared of something big. He is wasting his day on THIS?
02:02 PM - Feb 12, 2024
Shortly, Trump:
Who? No. Never heard of him. He might have brought me coffee once. I have a lot of accountants. I hear many people say Allen Weisselberg is not even a CPA and can't even count. Besides, I don't pay bookkeepers who first perjure themselves in court and then decide to flip against me
Who? No. Never heard of him. He might have brought me coffee once. I have a lot of accountants. I hear many people say Allen Weisselberg is not even a CPA and can't even count. Besides, I don't pay bookkeepers who first perjure themselves in court and then decide to flip against me
01:40 PM - Feb 06, 2024
Spoutible is about to get big time BUSY!
Glad to be here, the view is lovely. ❤️
Happy Indictment Weekend!!!
Glad to be here, the view is lovely. ❤️
Happy Indictment Weekend!!!
10:44 PM - Mar 31, 2023