Trump team of Legal Clowns winning streak continues. They ALSO lose in Manhattan criminal trial where Trump wanted the names of everybody so he could go intimidate them. Judge Merchant said, fuck no, asshole. You ain't getting shit. Ok, I may have slightly paraphrased the good judge here...
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Allwftopic @Allwftopicvia Katie Phang05:48 PM - Mar 07, 2024
Judge Merchan has GRANTED Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg’s motion for a protective order shielding jurors' names and personal information from public disclosure during Trump's upcoming criminal trial. https://www.nycourts.gov/LegacyPDFS/press/PDFs/People-v.DJT-Dec-OrderAnonymousJury.pdf
06:11 PM - Mar 07, 2024
TRUMPOMATH
If Trump pays E Jean Carroll on Saturday with interest he needs $83.9M. If waits to Monday morning, is $84.0M
If Trump appeals, must file bond in full amount plus 11% so $92.5M
Trump is deadbeat cannot buy bond, must buy 'surety bond' which costs MORE. Pays $95.7M
Tick tock motherfckr
If Trump pays E Jean Carroll on Saturday with interest he needs $83.9M. If waits to Monday morning, is $84.0M
If Trump appeals, must file bond in full amount plus 11% so $92.5M
Trump is deadbeat cannot buy bond, must buy 'surety bond' which costs MORE. Pays $95.7M
Tick tock motherfckr
08:08 PM - Mar 07, 2024
MONDAY MORNING
Come in
Thank you, your honor
Would you like some coffee?
Oh, thank you, your honor
Now, did you have some paperwork you'd like me to sign early this Monday morning?
Yes, it seems Mr Trump did not pay his fine
Oh dear, so what property would you like to seize first?
His jet..
Come in
Thank you, your honor
Would you like some coffee?
Oh, thank you, your honor
Now, did you have some paperwork you'd like me to sign early this Monday morning?
Yes, it seems Mr Trump did not pay his fine
Oh dear, so what property would you like to seize first?
His jet..
08:43 PM - Mar 07, 2024
AN AIRPORT
I hate this town. That crowd was too small. Get me out of here!
Yes Mr President, come this way. Trump Force One is ready for takeoff
Are you Donald J Trump?
Yes I am, get away from my plane
Sir, I am Sheriff Smith. This plane has been impounded. It now belongs to Ms E Jean Carroll
I hate this town. That crowd was too small. Get me out of here!
Yes Mr President, come this way. Trump Force One is ready for takeoff
Are you Donald J Trump?
Yes I am, get away from my plane
Sir, I am Sheriff Smith. This plane has been impounded. It now belongs to Ms E Jean Carroll
09:14 PM - Mar 07, 2024
Here is my parody lyric about Trump Doorman / illegitimate child, to tune of David Bowie's Starman
I did this maybe 5 years ago on the dead bird site
I did this maybe 5 years ago on the dead bird site
09:29 PM - Mar 07, 2024
A BREAKFAST IN FLORIDA
What are you doing here?
Good morning Donald, I own this place
You can't fire me, I have an iron-clad employment contract! It includes Villa Number 1 as my living quarters benefit
I know that. I want you to introduce me
Ok, I can do that
No. You need to read this script
What are you doing here?
Good morning Donald, I own this place
You can't fire me, I have an iron-clad employment contract! It includes Villa Number 1 as my living quarters benefit
I know that. I want you to introduce me
Ok, I can do that
No. You need to read this script
10:55 PM - Mar 07, 2024
Rest In Power John Lewis. I'm about to cry. I miss him so much!
10:14 PM - Mar 07, 2024
I'm pretty sure that's the best State of the Union address I've ever watched. President Biden showed up and delivered in the clutch. That was a galvanizing call to action and a glittering sermon and a glorious reminder of our potential as a country.
Four. More. Years.
Four. More. Years.
11:06 PM - Mar 07, 2024
Marching orders, people...let's get on that!
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Liz N Is Tired of the Nonsense @knitquiltsewst110:48 PM - Mar 07, 2024
10:54 PM - Mar 07, 2024
President Biden delivered #SOTU with clarity & coherency,
focus, vision & solutions.
Put SCOTUS 6 on notice: change is coming for them.
Great pic from Sec. Deb Haaland
" Grateful for another year with an amazing cabinet dedicated to public service & achieving POTUS ambitious goals!"
focus, vision & solutions.
Put SCOTUS 6 on notice: change is coming for them.
Great pic from Sec. Deb Haaland
" Grateful for another year with an amazing cabinet dedicated to public service & achieving POTUS ambitious goals!"
11:55 PM - Mar 07, 2024
Senator Chuck Grassley R / IA ….
“Welcome to Biden’s America where the fed govt chooses energy dependence over energy DOMINANCE AND INDEPENDENCE”
***Contrary to the Senator’s claim, oil production is at an all time high in the US, hitting a record 13.319 million barrels per day in November 2023.
“Welcome to Biden’s America where the fed govt chooses energy dependence over energy DOMINANCE AND INDEPENDENCE”
***Contrary to the Senator’s claim, oil production is at an all time high in the US, hitting a record 13.319 million barrels per day in November 2023.
02:30 PM - Mar 07, 2024
Can’t believe this needs to be said. Ads are here. They are gonna STAY here. We NEED them. Just like every single other social media platform out there. I am not on Truthless Social, but I imagine his ads include his coins, his superasshole cards, and now his fugly tennis shoes.
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyI am spouting this with the utmost respect and gratitude for this community, but please stop @ me about ads.08:42 AM - Feb 24, 2024
09:08 AM - Feb 24, 2024
We definitely should not spread these photos far and wide.
11:51 AM - May 04, 2023
At this point (February of an election year, three contests in, on a primary nomination fight) the Republicans have already given up
It is the Animal House 'Food Fight!' stage
Unfortunately, a few months later, when we look back to February, we will think fondly of this being the period of calm
It is the Animal House 'Food Fight!' stage
Unfortunately, a few months later, when we look back to February, we will think fondly of this being the period of calm
01:10 PM - Feb 14, 2024
American Fairy Tale Theater Presents:
Republican Magical Thinking
Arizona Repulsicans have a brilliant idea: We will declare Trump the winner of the 2024 primary, regardless of how the voters in this state vote
Please proceed. Oh, would you like some Kari with your Lake? #LetTrumpBeTrump
Republican Magical Thinking
Arizona Repulsicans have a brilliant idea: We will declare Trump the winner of the 2024 primary, regardless of how the voters in this state vote
Please proceed. Oh, would you like some Kari with your Lake? #LetTrumpBeTrump
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Lola Gayle @LolaGayleCRaw Story - Arizona GOP introduces resolution to declare Trump 2024 winner regardless of the vote12:52 PM - Feb 14, 2024
Arizona GOP introduces resolution to declare Trump 2024 winner regardless of the vote - Raw Story
Republicans in the Arizona House of Representatives have introduced a resolution that would seek to declare former President Donald Trump the winner of the 2024 presidential election — regardless of what the voters decide, reported KPNX's Brahm Resnik.The resolution would not carry any force of ..
01:04 PM - Feb 14, 2024
ENGORON is the earthquake
I do not 'know' that Friday is the day for The Engoron
but
When The Engoron happens, that is THE WORST DAY of the life of Trump (so far)
It is BY FAR the biggest political earthquake in US history (so far)
The Engoron is expected in 2 days. All else right now is noise
I do not 'know' that Friday is the day for The Engoron
but
When The Engoron happens, that is THE WORST DAY of the life of Trump (so far)
It is BY FAR the biggest political earthquake in US history (so far)
The Engoron is expected in 2 days. All else right now is noise
08:59 AM - Feb 14, 2024
Next, New York's ranking disgrace, alleged House Rep Elise Lunatik continues her quest to become Trump Vice Presidential nominee
She now files ethics complaint against NY Attorney General about the Trump Org financial crimes
HAHAHAHAHA
Good luck with that Stefanik. You are an idiotik moronik
She now files ethics complaint against NY Attorney General about the Trump Org financial crimes
HAHAHAHAHA
Good luck with that Stefanik. You are an idiotik moronik
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Ronald Alexander @djchefronA good friend called me out for saying that word without saying it and I respect that but this woman...
Is trying my last nerve
Elise Stefanik makes last-ditch effort to disrupt Trump fraud case with ethics complaint06:23 PM - Feb 13, 2024
Stefanik files ethics complaint against NY attorney general over Trump civil fraud case
Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-N.Y.) has filed a bar complaint against New York Attorney General Letitia James (D) over former President Trump’s civil fraud case. Stefanik, the House Republican Conference Chair, confirmed on X, formerly known as Twitter, that she filed a complaint alleging James has ..
08:46 AM - Feb 14, 2024
The Engoron is a feast that only comes once in a lifetime. On this 14th Day of Engoron, in the Advent of Engoron, we hear that the DAY of Engoron shall be this Friday, the 16th
And throughout the land there was much rejoicing
(except in magaland where they wish each other Happy Bankruptcy instead)
And throughout the land there was much rejoicing
(except in magaland where they wish each other Happy Bankruptcy instead)
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D'Abbey B @BJM09:44 PM - Feb 13, 2024
08:35 AM - Feb 14, 2024
This Day In Nepotism
Trump wants his daughter-in-law, Lara Trump to be in control of the Republican national party. She vows to ensure every penny Republican donors send to the party, will end up for Trump - to pay Trump legal fees this year
Smart move GOP, Government of Putin
#LetTrumpBeTrump
Trump wants his daughter-in-law, Lara Trump to be in control of the Republican national party. She vows to ensure every penny Republican donors send to the party, will end up for Trump - to pay Trump legal fees this year
Smart move GOP, Government of Putin
#LetTrumpBeTrump
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Ken Robert @kenandpaperLara Trump said that if she is elected RNC cochair, every penny will go toward reelecting Trump.10:27 PM - Feb 13, 2024
08:31 AM - Feb 14, 2024
Every career that Trump touches, dies. Santos is ousted from Congress. His Republican seat flipped back to Democrat in the special election
Congratulations Congressman-elect Tom Suozzi (D NY)
and yes, as always, #LetTrumpBeTrump - he is wiping out Republican chances up and down the ticket
Congratulations Congressman-elect Tom Suozzi (D NY)
and yes, as always, #LetTrumpBeTrump - he is wiping out Republican chances up and down the ticket
08:27 AM - Feb 14, 2024
In stuff WE HAVE KNOWN
Now some in mainstream media are waking up that
DUH
Trump's CHIEF OF STAFF has flipped! He has a plea bargain with Jack Smith. It is CLEAR. This UTTERLY destroys Trump for Jan 6 (AND for Espionage!)
We've known this! I told you it was monster news
LAST YEAR
duh...
Now some in mainstream media are waking up that
DUH
Trump's CHIEF OF STAFF has flipped! He has a plea bargain with Jack Smith. It is CLEAR. This UTTERLY destroys Trump for Jan 6 (AND for Espionage!)
We've known this! I told you it was monster news
LAST YEAR
duh...
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déjà vu @AnonymReport reveals Mark Meadows likely won’t face charges due to immunity: ex-prosecutor03:13 PM - Feb 13, 2024
Report reveals Mark Meadows likely won’t face charges due to immunity: ex-prosecutor - Raw Story
A former state and federal prosecutor Eric Lisann thinks that a special counsel report indicates that Mark Meadows likely won't face trial for his involvement in the Donald Trump 2020 election trial because he seems to have been given an immunity deal. ABC News broke the story several weeks ago ..
12:26 PM - Feb 14, 2024
(again, I apologize to my Spoutible followers, this next item will not mean much if you can't get to see what Tweet by Laffy I am referencing, from Spoutible. Once I have time, I will try to figure out how to get illustrations to also post here on Spoutible, their tech should be better than this)
03:03 PM - Feb 06, 2024
I DID tell you last week, that the delay by Judge Engoron in announcing his decision, of how many millions does Trump have to pay above $250 million, was not good news. It was related to Weisselberg, and the end result is Trump has to pay EVEN more than Judge Engoron had first decided
01:15 PM - Feb 06, 2024
Judge Engoron demands both sides explain what Engoron should do about Weisselberg flip. And asks whether he should WAIT to hear what Weisselberg flip means
HAHAHAHA Trump is forced to say, no Judge Engoron, do NOT delay this. Rule NOW, hurry, hurry, before Weisselberg has signed his plea bargain
HAHAHAHA Trump is forced to say, no Judge Engoron, do NOT delay this. Rule NOW, hurry, hurry, before Weisselberg has signed his plea bargain
01:27 PM - Feb 06, 2024
Shortly, Trump:
Who? No. Never heard of him. He might have brought me coffee once. I have a lot of accountants. I hear many people say Allen Weisselberg is not even a CPA and can't even count. Besides, I don't pay bookkeepers who first perjure themselves in court and then decide to flip against me
Who? No. Never heard of him. He might have brought me coffee once. I have a lot of accountants. I hear many people say Allen Weisselberg is not even a CPA and can't even count. Besides, I don't pay bookkeepers who first perjure themselves in court and then decide to flip against me
01:40 PM - Feb 06, 2024
In response to Drummer Girl.
So the Appellate Court seems to have made a discretionary ruling to take time away from Trump. If he asks for full 'en banc' ruling, that will NOT delay the criminal trial. So Trump has to SKIP that, and go directly to SCOTUS (by Feb 12) and THEY will deny certiary hahahahahaha...
12:32 PM - Feb 06, 2024
Just a comment
We are in a holding pattern
The Trump immunity decision is imminent but have no idea when it drops. He will not have criminal immunity of course
And the Judge Engoron decision on how much above $250 million will Trump have to pay, could come this week or early next
Hang in there
We are in a holding pattern
The Trump immunity decision is imminent but have no idea when it drops. He will not have criminal immunity of course
And the Judge Engoron decision on how much above $250 million will Trump have to pay, could come this week or early next
Hang in there
09:52 AM - Feb 06, 2024
(Meanwhile I will continue my eternal struggle to not be Elvis)
09:52 AM - Feb 06, 2024
JUDGE: Where's counsel?
ACCUSED: Arrested yesterday
JUDGE: And co-counsel?
ACCUSED: Testifies against me tomorrow
JUDGE: My dear. So who'll be representing you?
ACCUSED: I have to represent myself, your honor
JUDGE: How do you plead Mr Trump, guilty or not guilty?
ACCUSED: I plead I'm Elvis
ACCUSED: Arrested yesterday
JUDGE: And co-counsel?
ACCUSED: Testifies against me tomorrow
JUDGE: My dear. So who'll be representing you?
ACCUSED: I have to represent myself, your honor
JUDGE: How do you plead Mr Trump, guilty or not guilty?
ACCUSED: I plead I'm Elvis
10:09 AM - Feb 06, 2024
Just finished read it. Very dry, very strong, and total obliteration of Team Trump demand that he be granted criminal immunity forever because he is an ex-President. A unanimous decision.
I told you this was inevitable. Of course Trump will not get a cloack of immunity forever to assassinate us
I told you this was inevitable. Of course Trump will not get a cloack of immunity forever to assassinate us
11:24 AM - Feb 06, 2024
