11 Threaded Spouts
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There once was a boy. He was a bit of a brat, but generally good hearted. He had a stuffed tiger. It was smart, brave and loyal. However, the real big deal about these two is that when no one was looking the stuffed tiger became a real live tiger. Then one day, it all stopped.
There once was a boy. He was a bit of a brat, but generally good hearted. He had a stuffed tiger. It was smart, brave and loyal. However, the real big deal about these two is that when no one was looking the stuffed tiger became a real live tiger. Then one day, it all stopped.
12:13 PM - May 16, 2023
12:10 PM - May 17, 2024
I'm just saying do we really want that massive chandelier hanging above the audience? How about we put it in the main lobby so people will be impressed when they first walk into the theatre. It just seems wildly distracting in the auditorium & if it ever fell during a performance.
05:16 PM - May 16, 2024
01:11 PM - May 16, 2024
You'd have to be blind not to see who Natasha Lyonne is going to play in the Fantastic Four.
07:54 PM - May 15, 2024
Vancouver fans. You sweet little babes in the woods. You think because the rest of Canada isn't cheering for your team, they must be behind the Oilers. Don't you understand? They don't want either team to win the Cup. The only Canadians that want the Oilers to win the Cup are Oiler fans.
05:05 PM - May 15, 2024
I know our games start extra late, but what if we found a way to win that'll keep our fans amped up for another hour, so they get even less sleep.
Society should be grateful my job doesn't have lives depending on me being awake & alert, because being an Oilers fan is exhausting.
Society should be grateful my job doesn't have lives depending on me being awake & alert, because being an Oilers fan is exhausting.
01:24 PM - May 15, 2024
09:30 AM - May 15, 2024
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)
An enjoyable continuation of the modern trilogy, as we follow a new generation of apes. It does draw a fair bit from the original Kingdom, but it does quite a bit with the intriguing idea that the apes have completely forgotten the role humans used to play.
An enjoyable continuation of the modern trilogy, as we follow a new generation of apes. It does draw a fair bit from the original Kingdom, but it does quite a bit with the intriguing idea that the apes have completely forgotten the role humans used to play.
07:25 PM - May 14, 2024
Some people are the engine of the train, pulling us to a better tomorrow.
Some people are passengers, perfectly happy to benefit from the work of others.
Some people try to derail the train because they don't like where it's heading.
Some people ride the bus because they hate metaphors.
Some people are passengers, perfectly happy to benefit from the work of others.
Some people try to derail the train because they don't like where it's heading.
Some people ride the bus because they hate metaphors.
12:14 PM - May 14, 2024
10:55 AM - May 14, 2024
10:55 AM - May 13, 2024
No one loves their Mother more than me ... except maybe Oedipus.
Happy Mother's Day Mom.
Happy Mother's Day Mom.
05:41 PM - May 12, 2024
#Dribble
I understand that you like to use exotic ingredients in your confectioneries, but the latest label on your Wonka Bar states "99.9% Gloop free". This makes it sound like Gloop is something one wouldn't want in their #chocolate bar. I must insist you answer my question. What is Gloop?
I understand that you like to use exotic ingredients in your confectioneries, but the latest label on your Wonka Bar states "99.9% Gloop free". This makes it sound like Gloop is something one wouldn't want in their #chocolate bar. I must insist you answer my question. What is Gloop?
03:50 PM - May 12, 2024
02:32 PM - May 11, 2024
01:08 PM - May 10, 2024
#Dribble
Abandon us in this shopping monstrosity. Oh look a book shop. There's one with me on the cover. What an #intriguing read after Bill & Ted send me back home. Find out how the war ends & what I get up to after my Presidency. And it fits perfectly in my hat. Just call me light-fingered Abe.
Abandon us in this shopping monstrosity. Oh look a book shop. There's one with me on the cover. What an #intriguing read after Bill & Ted send me back home. Find out how the war ends & what I get up to after my Presidency. And it fits perfectly in my hat. Just call me light-fingered Abe.
01:18 PM - May 09, 2024
12:48 PM - May 08, 2024
12:46 PM - May 07, 2024
11:58 AM - May 07, 2024
#Dribble
I'm so sorry Carly, but they've decided to go with Diamonds are Forever. I know. I thought #Anticipation did a better job capturing the idea of Connery's return, but what do I know. Now you're stuck with this weirdly titled song. We promise to never do this to you again.
I'm so sorry Carly, but they've decided to go with Diamonds are Forever. I know. I thought #Anticipation did a better job capturing the idea of Connery's return, but what do I know. Now you're stuck with this weirdly titled song. We promise to never do this to you again.
10:40 AM - May 06, 2024
Thanks to the efforts of Boston Pizza I can feel the entire country pulling for my Edmonton Oilers to win the Stanley Cup. It’s really quite amazing.
09:19 AM - May 06, 2024
The Fall Guy (2024)
Gosling & Blunt are at their charming best which really helps to sell the romance element of this film. There's also some impressive stunts which makes this a nice tribute to them. However the villains are almost too cartoonish & the plot device driving them is beyond silly.
Gosling & Blunt are at their charming best which really helps to sell the romance element of this film. There's also some impressive stunts which makes this a nice tribute to them. However the villains are almost too cartoonish & the plot device driving them is beyond silly.
08:24 PM - May 05, 2024
You would think the passage of time would extinguish the fire, but he was mentioned again recently & I realized this flame will never go out. I fucking hate Wesley Crusher.
04:03 AM - May 05, 2024
Not a #Spoutories
You killed all those kids, took part in the destruction of Alderaan & you killed me, but because you stopped someone from killing your own child, you get to be a good force ghost? It just seems a little unfair. Hey, get back in line. No that's all we do. We just stand here.
You killed all those kids, took part in the destruction of Alderaan & you killed me, but because you stopped someone from killing your own child, you get to be a good force ghost? It just seems a little unfair. Hey, get back in line. No that's all we do. We just stand here.
03:12 AM - May 05, 2024
Happy May the 4th everyone. Live long and prosper.
11:42 AM - May 04, 2024
Not a #Spoutories
Yeah. I thought the spray was going to come out of his hands, but this is so much better. Watch this. Here comes He-Man & there's Stinkor. And he turns around & blam. It's like a super fart. Oh look how upset He-Man is. This is the greatest video ever! Play it again. Play it again.
Yeah. I thought the spray was going to come out of his hands, but this is so much better. Watch this. Here comes He-Man & there's Stinkor. And he turns around & blam. It's like a super fart. Oh look how upset He-Man is. This is the greatest video ever! Play it again. Play it again.
06:41 AM - May 04, 2024
Hey Spoutible. If you keep sanding off the rough edges you're going to end up with a pretty bland product. Perfectly safe though.
07:14 PM - May 03, 2024
Look at me with all my jokes & razzle-dazzle, but the only people walking into the door of my shop are these zero spouting weirdos.
01:09 PM - May 03, 2024
And then Kim Jong Un said “You killed your dog for doing what? Who does that?”
12:07 PM - May 03, 2024
Not a #Spoutories
Doc. Since we know you can get a message to yourself in 1950, why don’t we send another note telling you to put a couple jerry cans of gasoline in the DeLorean.
Marty. I have a whole plan involving a train & some exploding energy logs. It’s all very exciting. Your way is boring.
Doc. Since we know you can get a message to yourself in 1950, why don’t we send another note telling you to put a couple jerry cans of gasoline in the DeLorean.
Marty. I have a whole plan involving a train & some exploding energy logs. It’s all very exciting. Your way is boring.
11:54 AM - May 03, 2024