10:39 PM - Dec 05, 2023
The new FBI annual report shows crime is down in the U.S., murders are down, and violent crime has fallen to pre-pandemic levels. Stop letting Fox News hacks, local news sensationalists, and social media opportunists spread fake news about a "crime wave."
07:50 AM - Oct 18, 2023
We have masks at home new in packages.
We have spares in our cars and in our backpacks that travel everywhere with us.
We always take spares in our suitcases when we travel.
I do not see a time where we will no longer need to wear them.
We have spares in our cars and in our backpacks that travel everywhere with us.
We always take spares in our suitcases when we travel.
I do not see a time where we will no longer need to wear them.
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Kathryn Obrien @KathyoI keep masks in the car, I take extra when I go to work, I keep them by the front door, I keep them with my keys. In March of 2020 I had a waking dream, and it was that we would be using masks throughout our future. It helped me not struggle or fight.09:32 AM - Sep 21, 2023
09:46 AM - Sep 21, 2023
theonion.com
NFL Introduces New Helmet Designed To Protect Players’ Wives
NEW YORK—Attributing the move to its need to address a long-standing safety concern, the NFL introduced a new helmet this week designed to protect players’ wives. “These new helmets are specially designed to withstand repeated blows and to protect the faces of our players’ wives, girlfriends, mistr..
11:15 AM - Sep 21, 2023
11:15 PM - Jul 12, 2023
I'm sorry you're feeling so crappy. I can't wait until we can send the haters back under their rocks and build a country where people are accepted and assisted and appreciated. Here is a quokka smile for you!
08:48 PM - Jul 10, 2023
In response to Hoi Pollois.
2/ ... COVID hit and my family member needed me. I'm still here.
Florida is hard to love or even like right now. Wish you luck.
Floridians Fighting Fascism and many other groups abound. Rick Wilson will take on a different meaning to you here.
Florida is hard to love or even like right now. Wish you luck.
Floridians Fighting Fascism and many other groups abound. Rick Wilson will take on a different meaning to you here.
11:10 AM - Jul 12, 2023
In response to Frank the Bunny.
Oh, dear. The negative stuff serves a purpose. It validates my feelings.
In February of 2020 I left my beautiful state to visit ... VISIT ... a family member on an island where I'd been going ALL MY LIFE, and even lived 10+ years. The Bush-Bush years. 🙄
(I left for many good reasons.)
...
In February of 2020 I left my beautiful state to visit ... VISIT ... a family member on an island where I'd been going ALL MY LIFE, and even lived 10+ years. The Bush-Bush years. 🙄
(I left for many good reasons.)
...
11:01 AM - Jul 12, 2023
In an effort to save my sanity, I need y'all to stop saying negative shit about Florida. It's not that I love Florida, I don't, not even a little bit. It's the fact that I'm moving there. I don't want to, I *have* to to help my elderly parents, and I'm already sick about it.
10:24 AM - Jul 12, 2023
Many of the people in Florida that hate what's happening in Florida don't have any choice but to be in Florida, so maybe be a little more gracious, people.
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John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️ @John_Boltons_MustacheIn an effort to save my sanity, I need y'all to stop saying negative shit about Florida. It's not that I love Florida, I don't, not even a little bit. It's the fact that I'm moving there. I don't want to, I *have* to to help my elderly parents, and I'm already sick about it.10:24 AM - Jul 12, 2023
10:39 AM - Jul 12, 2023
Just to make it clear:
The average cost of an interstate move in America is $5,000.
The number of people in America with less than $5,000 is savings is 75%.
Do the fucking math. And quit shitting on people who don't have the privilege to make a choice about which state they live in.
The average cost of an interstate move in America is $5,000.
The number of people in America with less than $5,000 is savings is 75%.
Do the fucking math. And quit shitting on people who don't have the privilege to make a choice about which state they live in.
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Frank the Bunny @ZomBunnyFrankMany of the people in Florida that hate what's happening in Florida don't have any choice but to be in Florida, so maybe be a little more gracious, people.10:39 AM - Jul 12, 2023
10:59 AM - Jul 12, 2023
Frank goes out and gets #
Keep in mind this does not include the emotional cost of leaving friends and family behind.
Keep in mind this does not include the emotional cost of leaving friends and family behind.
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Frank the Bunny @ZomBunnyFrankJust to make it clear:10:59 AM - Jul 12, 2023
The average cost of an interstate move in America is $5,000.
The number of people in America with less than $5,000 is savings is 75%.
Do the fucking math. And quit shitting on people who don't have the privilege to make a choice about which state they live in.
11:14 AM - Jul 12, 2023
The GOP 'whistleblower' is revealed to be a Chinese spy facing federal indictment since November, inflation sinks to lowest levels in years, updates from NATO, GOP polling and more! Watch a new Majority 54 with Jason and Diana Kander LIVE at 2p ET/11a PT!
01:42 PM - Jul 12, 2023
In response to Josol.
I don't understand why people jumped to those platforms so quickly. Like you said, we know who those guys are and we know how they do business. Why join them?
08:00 AM - Jul 07, 2023
I really don't want to read complaints about Threads, or BlueSky here. Those guys showed who they were the first time around - it’s is not like things would drastically change with their new site. You chose to go there. I’lI stay here at the warm waters of Spoutible with my wonderful new friends. 💙
07:56 AM - Jul 07, 2023
Yup
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Josol @Josol1626I really don't want to read complaints about Threads, or BlueSky here. Those guys showed who they were the first time around - it’s is not like things would drastically change with their new site. You chose to go there. I’lI stay here at the warm waters of Spoutible with my wonderful new friends. 💙07:56 AM - Jul 07, 2023
12:12 PM - Jul 07, 2023
what's this?
elon musk vowing to embrace "core socialist values?"
when does MAGA start setting their teslas on fire (intentionally. that is)
elon musk vowing to embrace "core socialist values?"
when does MAGA start setting their teslas on fire (intentionally. that is)
01:01 PM - Jul 07, 2023
theonion.com
CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary
NEW YORK—Claiming he could easily fit into a similar position at most companies, local CEO Mike Waltke told reporters Monday that his skill set was transferable to any job that requires an inept dumbass to receive a big salary. “I have the incompetence necessary to effortlessly transition into a rol..
01:57 PM - Jun 26, 2023
theonion.com
Police Warn Of New Scam Of Vulnerable People Being In Need
NEW YORK—Urging the public to stay guarded, the New York City Police Department warned residents Tuesday about a new scam in which vulnerable people were in need. “We’ve seen some cases where scammers will go so far as to lose all their savings and live a life destitute on the streets, just to tug a..
10:19 AM - Jun 27, 2023
11:30 AM - Jun 28, 2023
theonion.com
Couple At Restaurant Obviously On First Breakup
ROSEVILLE, MN—Noting the awkward interaction that was playing out in front of them, sources told reporters Friday that a couple at a restaurant was obviously on their first breakup. “You can tell from the way they’re fidgeting while talking that they’re ending things for the first time,” said fellow..
10:26 AM - Jun 30, 2023
Looked at threads. So far, this is still my favorite alternative. There are a lot of peope there since they could port over an entire IG audience but that's about it
09:49 PM - Jul 06, 2023
See this while it’s still legal … https://thegrio.com/2023/06/28/you-should-visit-south-carolinas-new-international-african-american-m...
06:47 PM - Jun 28, 2023
You weren't supposed to tell anyone that. Now I have to move the aquarium again.
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aaron @beec424010:06 PM - Jul 06, 2023
10:14 PM - Jul 06, 2023
Donald Trump is the Ted Nugent of presidents - a draft dodging pedophile with a couple hits that once drew crowds, but now only excites old white morons.
10:58 PM - Apr 25, 2023
This spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.
12:26 AM - Jul 06, 2023
This spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.
12:44 AM - Jul 06, 2023
In response to ManKillah Fruitface.
Yeah, contrary to what some folk are saying, I don't think *all* those posts were from panicked teenagers who couldn't delete accounts. I think some malicious people used panicked teenagers as cover to be assholes, and to try to make long time users here paranoid about new users. My .02.
08:24 PM - Jul 04, 2023
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