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Haiku the News: Elon's Loving His Troll's Paradise

Toxic Twitter's Where
Ism, schism and jism
are the three wise men

Where journo-sloths scoop
Only what's handed them by
Elon, Vlad and Don

Swim in disinfo
Sunbathe in venality
Blather, rinse, repeat

#haiku #HaikuTheNews
#disinform
07:28 AM - Mar 21, 2023
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Jerf
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Haiku the News: Former Firefighter Guilty of Assault and Irony

Ironic crime-ing
Fire extinguisher flings a
Fire extinguisher

#haiku #HaikuTheNews #SpoutibleHaiku
#Jan6 #January6th #Insurrection
08:36 AM - Apr 12, 2023
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Jerf
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Haiku the News: Murdoch Lied, Actually Is a Fox News Officer...Angers Judge in Dominion Case

Fox News liars lied
This time to the judge. Oopsies!
Bring the hammer down.
#haiku #HaikuTheNews #SpoutibleHaiku #FoxNews #RupertMurdoch #DominionvFox
08:11 AM - Apr 12, 2023 (Edited)
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Lisse (she/her)
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I hate to link to the X platform, but the support that #RepJustinPearson and this entire movement has inspired, is amazing!

You are looking at a LEADER! As #JustinPearson would say, “You can stop a leader, but you can’t stop a movement!” ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

#ReseatRepPearson
#IStandWithTheTennesseThree
02:40 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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Steve Marmel
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You’ve heard of the owner’s box?
This is the OWNED BY box.
02:43 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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Jerf
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Blooming blue agave, blue cacti and blue skies.
12:19 PM - Mar 11, 2023
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Mary OContrary
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💥Breaking News:

TN Rep Justin Pearson is REINSTATED to his legislative seat after the Shelby County Board of Commissioners voted UNANIMOUSLY!

A heartfelt congratulations to EVERY black American celebrating this victory!

#JusticeMatters
#TennesseeTwo
02:54 PM - Apr 12, 2023 (Edited)
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phil_lewis_
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The Shelby County Commission votes unanimously to reappoint Tennessee state Rep. Justin Pearson
02:53 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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watertigernyc
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Eat it, Tennessee racists!
03:11 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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Jerf
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Haiku the News: Rent-to-Own Justice

Judge pubes loves his rubes
Hangs out behind the Walmart
To hear him tell it

Supreme driftwood slab
Clarence super-yacht Thomas
Just "regular stock"

Purchased with "free" trips
Never declared on tax day
That's how we do, right?

#HaikuTheNews
04:35 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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Jerf
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Haiku the News: Supreme Disorder in the Court

Clarence Thomas soaks up
Millions in luxury trips
No one's the wiser

Not John Roberts, who's
Getting a crick in his neck
from looking away

#HaikuTheNews #SpoutibleHaiku #scotus
#ClarenceThomas #Corruption #propublica
11:38 AM - Apr 06, 2023
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Lola
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On Twitter I was followed by an account purporting to be Dr. Bradley Schaeffer, a podiatrist on a TLC Show called My Feet Are Killing Me and it appears there are a lot of Twitter pretenders. These are just some of them. If only there was a way of knowing... some kind of verification system? Alas...
03:41 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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Politicus USA
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Hello Spoutible. Senate Democrats are requesting a DOJ investigation into the expulsion of two of the TennesseeThree from the state legislature.
03:33 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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County officials voted Wednesday to return Justin J. Pearson to the state legislature, less than a week after he and a colleague were expelled. 👏🏽
03:14 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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Chris Reid
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On April 12, 1981, STS-1 (Space Transportation System-1) known as Columbia, was the first orbital spaceflight of NASA's Space Shuttle program. Columbia orbited the earth 37 times, and returned on April 14, 1981. #OnThisDay
03:45 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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GOOD NEWS!

Judge Paul Friedman sentences former Pennsylvania firefighter Robert Sanford to 4 years prison for January 6th assault on capitol Police using a fire extinguisher 🧯

#Jan6th
02:30 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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Simon Sands
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242 TO THE WORLD 🥇🥇🥇
02:24 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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David Birney
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It's so funny watching older movies and realizing that the plot would be completely ruined now because of cell phones. Currently watching Commando. So many spots where a cell just ends it.
06:53 AM - Apr 08, 2023
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My kitty, Neuman, requires that I talk to him. He's my first talkie kitty. He's so funny. 😆
12:02 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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Just toooooo funny
03:18 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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Marissa Ro.
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Thing I Like No. 1: Abbott Elementary. 🏫 This show is such a treasure and I love it for existing. I love seeing teachers just doing their best for their students and also it’s delightfully clever and funny 😆
03:43 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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Jennie Jonzen
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ChatGPT is helping me figure out how to deal with having RW roommates who also enjoy belittling me.
05:56 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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Meghan's life-long work to empower women and girls speak for itself. Congrats. “Meghan will be given the award on 16 May by feminist activist and journalist Gloria Steinem, who was also a co-founder of Ms. Foundation, for her ‘global advocacy to empower and advocate on behalf of women and girls."
05:57 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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Claudia Citro
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Very good first spout. Glad 😀 you jumped in
crbie @crbie
It's my first spout!
05:47 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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Resister
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Of course they plotted out votes ahead of time. Those racist asses hate uppity women just as much as they do black folk.
E Z @innkeeperez
Kinda convinced #GloriaJohnson kept her seat “by one vote,” by fuqin design.
A petty warning…by the petty and hateful racists and their racist benefactors — and by benefactors, I mean fiscal and back-channel racist, multi-generational, systemic racism.
Praying for the blowback.
11:49 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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JeffCO
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The Thomases would very much like us all to focus on the question of whether or not their behavior has been illegal, mostly because it draws our attention away from the objective fact that it is unethical and inexcusable.

Remember when we thought SCOTUS should be held to a higher standard?
05:57 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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jenn ○f many things
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If you know what this is, you are probably due for a colonoscopy.
12:24 AM - Mar 08, 2023
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Alberto Pastor
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About the topic of people with 0 spouts, more or less engagement, etc., I respect everybody's way of doing social media, spouting more or less, echoing more or less, engaging more or less. Please let people be theirselves, don't judge anyone, do your own thing, but be kind 💚 #Spoutible #kind
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