2 Threaded Spouts
During the House Judiciary Garland contempt hearing this am:
Ga Dem Rep Hank Johnson offers an amendment to include language in the contempt resolution, stating:
"The committee also notes serious concerns about the competency of Donald Trump."👇
Ga Dem Rep Hank Johnson offers an amendment to include language in the contempt resolution, stating:
"The committee also notes serious concerns about the competency of Donald Trump."👇
12:13 PM - May 16, 2024
So:
During last night's House Oversight hearing
MTG came out swinging
Telling Dem Rep Jasmine Crockett
her "fake eyelashes were messing up her reading"
So Crockett then told MTG
she has a “bleach blonde, bad built, butch body”
DURING A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING
Into the historical record
I just..can't
During last night's House Oversight hearing
MTG came out swinging
Telling Dem Rep Jasmine Crockett
her "fake eyelashes were messing up her reading"
So Crockett then told MTG
she has a “bleach blonde, bad built, butch body”
DURING A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING
Into the historical record
I just..can't
07:32 AM - May 17, 2024
Whenever enough time has passed, that we just start to think Mitt Romney is the sane kind of Republican of the past, he says something this idiotic. He is just another lunatic maganutter with slightly better tailoring
Mitt says Biden should have pardoned Traitor Trump, TOT*
* The Orange Turd
Mitt says Biden should have pardoned Traitor Trump, TOT*
* The Orange Turd
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déjà vu @AnonymRomney thinks Biden should have pardoned Trump. He's dead wrong. The conservative mythos around Gerald Ford pardoning Richard Nixon clouds how deeply unpopular and wrong the decision was.04:14 PM - May 16, 2024
05:15 PM - May 16, 2024
Separately, that incident in the hotel room was not consensual sex. Trump an alleged billionaire, promising a deal Stormy a 27 year old young woman could direct an episode of The Apprentice, just sexually assaulted her
That is how Trump operates
There are DOZENS of other such victims of Trump
That is how Trump operates
There are DOZENS of other such victims of Trump
03:05 PM - May 07, 2024
So this criminal trial on Manhattan is not about hush money (block anyone who still says that) it is about FINANCIAL FRAUD committed to hide another crime which was ELECTION FRAUD. It has now been proven multiple times, and will be proven even more next week
Trump conviction will be in 3 weeks
Trump conviction will be in 3 weeks
03:57 PM - May 03, 2024
BUT there is an interesting twist in the plot today, I had missed this in the witness list. The Manhattan DA will call as witness in this case Trump former White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus (no doubt to testify it was election fraud)
I had said Priebus is a flip. That is now confirmed too!
I had said Priebus is a flip. That is now confirmed too!
04:01 PM - May 03, 2024
Grand #Flippathon and #RatBingo
So the Kraken Lady has flipped and rats out (among others) the Russian General Flynn. She is one of Seditious Six. That means Jack Smith has his 4th indictment of Trump ready
This means some serious single malt... I think today is Cardhu 12yo
Cheers!
So the Kraken Lady has flipped and rats out (among others) the Russian General Flynn. She is one of Seditious Six. That means Jack Smith has his 4th indictment of Trump ready
This means some serious single malt... I think today is Cardhu 12yo
Cheers!
06:31 PM - May 02, 2024
#RatBingo proudly presents
Don Snoreleone as
THE FARTFATHER, Part VII
The Evan Corcoran Lies-For-FBI Gang of Trump Mar-A-Lago
Christina Bobb
Jennifer Little
Boris Epshteyn
Ivanka Kushner
Yuscil Tavernas
Walt Nauta
Carlos de Oliveira
Watch all 7 parts of this series!
Collect all 7!
Share all 7!
Don Snoreleone as
THE FARTFATHER, Part VII
The Evan Corcoran Lies-For-FBI Gang of Trump Mar-A-Lago
Christina Bobb
Jennifer Little
Boris Epshteyn
Ivanka Kushner
Yuscil Tavernas
Walt Nauta
Carlos de Oliveira
Watch all 7 parts of this series!
Collect all 7!
Share all 7!
03:01 PM - Apr 29, 2024
As Fred Flintstone's evil Nazi Cousin Bill Barrstone is in the news, telling us that Trump is unfit to be in the White House, and then adding that Barr will be voting for him, I remind us of this random photo from Trump's previous administration:
Caption:
Witness, Witness, Witness, Defendant
Caption:
Witness, Witness, Witness, Defendant
04:54 PM - Apr 27, 2024
So in honor of the history being made, I am working on something... ahem... spectacular for you. Again, if this was Twitter, it would be an epic Thread. This will be a 'novel' Thread substitute but me thinks.. you will want to SAVOUR this one. Hold on, is still at least hours away, comes today
09:16 AM - Apr 27, 2024
I LOVE THIS JUDGE !!!!
I love Judge Merchan! That was why the timing was not morning. Check out how wickedly devious he is. Trump, if you fuck with our witnesses, I will fuck with your schedule REAL HARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love Judge Merchan! That was why the timing was not morning. Check out how wickedly devious he is. Trump, if you fuck with our witnesses, I will fuck with your schedule REAL HARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
05:16 PM - Apr 25, 2024
The AFFA* reminds all in social media, that today, after that one dude set himself on fire, and Trump farting in court, it would be totally inappropriate to do jokes with South Park's Terrence & Philip setting their farts on fire!
Totally inappropriate
* American Flatulence and Farts Association
Totally inappropriate
* American Flatulence and Farts Association
05:37 PM - Apr 19, 2024
There is a REASON Trump wants Scandinavians to be the acceptable 'white' people who would be allowed to immigrate to USA (but why would THEY want to come? They have free healthcare, free education, 6 wks paid vacation..)
It is because they have CONTROL of their FARTS
like this sign from Denmark...
It is because they have CONTROL of their FARTS
like this sign from Denmark...
06:28 PM - Apr 19, 2024
Giuliani: I farted in court once
Jenna Ellis: That's true, I was there
Trump: Once? Hold my beer
Jenna Ellis: That's true, I was there
Trump: Once? Hold my beer
06:41 PM - Apr 19, 2024
LOL I have DA best Tweeps!
via my friend and follower LP Gorman on Mastodon:
via my friend and follower LP Gorman on Mastodon:
05:56 AM - Apr 20, 2024
All of this morning's MAGA yelling & fighting on the House floor feels a bit overdone
Feels like someone might have asked them to do this ..
You know, as a trial distraction
Feels like someone might have asked them to do this ..
You know, as a trial distraction
01:05 PM - Apr 18, 2024
(Edited)
need some good news? Jack Smith just gave immunity to at least two fake electors and now they're testifying against Trump. tick fucking tock, Donny
01:07 PM - Jun 23, 2023
In response to Joe Wiegert.
I saw that it was for new users and that "a small fee" would be charged for liking, replying, etc. Should keep people away in droves.
12:09 PM - Apr 16, 2024
LOL i've seen several versions of jokes like this. Loving it
Note, Trump finds his Pecker has turned, and Trump has lost his Hope. Now his next month seems to be quite... Stormy
Note, Trump finds his Pecker has turned, and Trump has lost his Hope. Now his next month seems to be quite... Stormy
08:58 AM - Apr 15, 2024
I love this judge!
Trump legal clowns had tried to not show their hand, and kept evidence from being shown to prosecution in discovery (for two months). Today prosecutors complained. Judge Merchan said, you have 24 hours to show all evidence to DA, or it does not come in this trial
HAHAHAHAHA
Trump legal clowns had tried to not show their hand, and kept evidence from being shown to prosecution in discovery (for two months). Today prosecutors complained. Judge Merchan said, you have 24 hours to show all evidence to DA, or it does not come in this trial
HAHAHAHAHA
02:11 PM - Apr 15, 2024
In response to kat4obama.
The push back is really starting. I saw three articles this morning saying how wrong it is to limit drug prices because research, you know. If they have money to advertise, they have money to cut their obscene prices and do research too.
10:35 AM - Apr 14, 2024
I am so goddamn exhausted with living through history.
06:23 PM - Apr 13, 2024
#DailyPictureTheme #press
I had to press the chocolate curls, chocolate pearls, dark chocolate covered puffed quinoa, and chocolate sprinkles into the chocolate buttercream on this cake so that they wouldn't fall off. 😊 #SpoutibleBakes #chocolate
I had to press the chocolate curls, chocolate pearls, dark chocolate covered puffed quinoa, and chocolate sprinkles into the chocolate buttercream on this cake so that they wouldn't fall off. 😊 #SpoutibleBakes #chocolate
07:39 PM - Apr 12, 2024
In response to Roger Smith.
He's their abusive father who only comes back home to promise a trip to Disney Land when he needs something from the family he abandoned.
No one with a healthy self of self admires that man. His cult devotees are severely damaged individuals who come from abusive childhoods.
No one with a healthy self of self admires that man. His cult devotees are severely damaged individuals who come from abusive childhoods.
12:49 PM - Apr 12, 2024
When I went to go hear Joe Biden speak to New Hampshire voters, I spotted this kid reporter, standing with the rest of the press. At the time, I remember thinking that Greta Thunberg must've blown her mind. Girl power!
Salem, NH
January 25, 2020 #DailyPictureTheme #press
Salem, NH
January 25, 2020 #DailyPictureTheme #press
07:22 AM - Apr 12, 2024
From last year, an Eastern Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly on Sweet Joe Pye Weed (Eutrochium purpureum). 😊 #NativePlants #Pollinators
06:30 PM - Apr 12, 2024
Mom takes daughter to first visit to New York City
MOM: This was once called Trump Tower
KID: Like the evil man?
MOM: Yes lets walk here, see this is the statue
KID: Oh, she's beautiful. Hey mommy! She has MY NAME
MOM: Yes Stormy, grandma wanted us to name you after the woman who defeated Trump
MOM: This was once called Trump Tower
KID: Like the evil man?
MOM: Yes lets walk here, see this is the statue
KID: Oh, she's beautiful. Hey mommy! She has MY NAME
MOM: Yes Stormy, grandma wanted us to name you after the woman who defeated Trump
02:19 AM - Apr 09, 2024
In any sane political campaign, the party comes TOGETHER
but when did Trump do anything sane?
He is running a series of feuds against Sen Lindsey Graham and Sen Mitch McConnell and ex Rep Liz Cheney and Sen Mitt Romney etc.. Trump is using his campaign to FIGHT AGAINST REPULICANS
(and Dr Fauci)
but when did Trump do anything sane?
He is running a series of feuds against Sen Lindsey Graham and Sen Mitch McConnell and ex Rep Liz Cheney and Sen Mitt Romney etc.. Trump is using his campaign to FIGHT AGAINST REPULICANS
(and Dr Fauci)
01:30 AM - Apr 09, 2024
