Ben East
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In response to Jess Martin.
Not for me ta. I have never seen the appeal of either the giving or receiving of pain between the sheets.

If that makes me a #VanillaFrotter I am happy to hear the hashtag.
11:46 AM - Apr 18, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Jess Martin.
I feel that your need to include cats on the list of dating exclusions says more about you than it does about Maggie, Jess.

I feel that quite strongly.
11:25 AM - Apr 18, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Jess Martin.
Is there an acceptable portmanteau for Yank Spanking? Because ‘Yanking’ has its own connotations, you know.
11:24 AM - Apr 18, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Jess Martin.
I mean, the Yanks are still going on about the Boston Tea Party 250 years later. We're mere minnows in the tea grudge pond.
10:07 AM - Apr 18, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Claudia Citro.
Naw, I was just being cheeky: all the fun kids have always been Trekkies 🖖
03:59 AM - Apr 18, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Connie Hewitt.
Yeah I’ll admit to preferring Trekkies myself, if only because it sounds like it doesn’t take itself as seriously as Trekkers. Guaranteed to bring the fans out of the woodwork though 😁
03:54 AM - Apr 18, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Claudia Citro.
*cof* I think you’ll find the preferred nomenclature is Trekkers. *sniff*
06:51 PM - Apr 17, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Lily W.
I’m never going to get that dang finger trap at this rate.
10:20 AM - Apr 12, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Lily W.
I’m split down the middle, if I’m honest…
05:35 AM - Apr 12, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Nicole.
They grow up so fast. *sniff*
06:01 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Diane Turner.
Madam, I would not presume to even GLANCE at your jeans let alone comment 😮😘
02:50 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Diane Turner.
Look at us now. Great white whales.
02:48 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Susan.
Thank you! She certainly had her moments 😁
02:47 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to RA.
As a Brit, I agree.
04:01 AM - Apr 11, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Minnie the Pooh.
I did warn you.
06:14 PM - Apr 09, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to dani.
You realise this is going to define both of us. When Chris de Burgh shuffles off this mortal coil, we’ll be forced to write the obituaries.
04:09 AM - Apr 09, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Minnie the Pooh.
I’m a complex and horrid boy, is all I can say.
07:00 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Sally Hathaway.
@ewecote Oh I hope she starts spouting! One of my faves from The Other Place.
03:13 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Jess Martin.
Look. You can either have the finest DinoPorn known to humanity, or you can have a fully inclusive tag list. Which is it to be, hmm?

I was relying on the good offices of @MishaInTheCloud to pass the word along.
11:02 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Jess Martin.
One does what one can in one’s own small way x
09:48 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Ann Draulans.
Excuse. I was hamstrung by the character count. I could barely @ a soul for part 3.
05:19 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Ann Draulans.
You astound me. *cof*
04:57 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Jess Martin.
Look, you just prepare the necessary forms and tell me where to sign. And let’s try to leave the blood out of it if at all possible. It’s a bugger to scrub out of the sheets.
04:56 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Ann Draulans.
‘Tis but a trifle, Madam.
04:53 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Mimi K.
Thank you Mimi! Much appreciated 🖤🙏🏼
04:18 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Ben East.
#DinoPorn sonnet 3/3 @MishaInTheCloud etc

But thy eternal hotness shall not fade
Not even when the hairy mammals boast
That they have left us dinos in their shade
When in the comet’s flames we come to roast.
So long as palaeontologists can dig
They’ll find the proof that once we dinos frigged.
06:52 PM - Apr 06, 2023 (Edited)
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Ben East
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In response to Ben East.
#DinoPorn sonnet 2/3 @MishaInTheCloud Maggie_C @JessMartin @Minnie

Sometime too hot appears thy reptile heinie
And often is its bold erection rimm’d
Though sometimes your advances I decline(y)
Because I’m chasing after mammoth trim.
06:49 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Joanna.
That seems like a really healthy process. I’ll keep it in mind for the future. ☺️
06:12 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to Joanna.
Aw Joanna- my turn for (very belated) condolences 🖤
01:04 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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Ben East
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In response to dani.
I’m just concerned I’ve inadvertently discovered a new kink and am encouraging you to indulge it 😳
12:54 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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