pro tip: if the whole fucking world is laughing as they giddily share your mug shot, it means that somewhere along the line, you have spectacularly fucked up
05:26 PM - Aug 25, 2023
it's Saturday, which mean it's time for "this week in stupid: August 26 edition" Penny's in a pan, Kristi's doing the best she can, and so much more. thanks for reading, and please sign onto my mailing list to make sure you never miss a post —
12:16 PM - Aug 26, 2023
#BREAKING : Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire In Dollar Tree Store in Jacksonville, Florida; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops ...
06:52 PM - Aug 26, 2023
citizens! know your shooter — use this handy guide:
black gunman: RACE WAR
brown gunman: MS-13
Muslim gunman: JIHAD
white gunman with a racist manifesto, a MAGA hat and swastika-covered military-grade weapons: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF
black gunman: RACE WAR
brown gunman: MS-13
Muslim gunman: JIHAD
white gunman with a racist manifesto, a MAGA hat and swastika-covered military-grade weapons: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF
09:15 PM - Aug 26, 2023
I wrote a thing: "welcome to the United States of Sweeping It the Fuck Under the Rug." holding Donald Trump accountable came this close to not happening. thanks for reading, and please do sign up for my newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
10:42 AM - Aug 27, 2023
welcome to America, the only country where "maybe Nazis shouldn't have access to weapons of mass death" is a controversial statement
10:22 AM - Aug 28, 2023
I wrote a thing: "holy fuck, Vivek Ramaswamy sure says a lot of stupid shit." oh, to be blessed with the serene self-confidence of the mediocre man. thanks for reading, and please sign onto my mailing list to make sure you never miss a post —
12:12 PM - Aug 28, 2023
pro tip: if you can't denounce a white supremacist mass shooter because doing so would anger your base, congratulations, you're on the wrong fucking side
12:45 PM - Aug 28, 2023
DeSantis slammed by FL state rep.: ‘He had a lot of audacity to come there after he lit the match’ - YouTube
Ron DeSantis getting booed at a vigil for the Jacksonville shooting victims is discussed by Florida St. Rep. Angela Nixon, who stood next to the Florida gove...
12:26 AM - Aug 29, 2023
You can do that in a small town but not in Atlanta lololo
Trump lawyers leave court today and find their cars got the boot.
Trump lawyers leave court today and find their cars got the boot.
11:54 PM - Aug 28, 2023
Insulting Canadians is not a good look here or anywhere.
12:38 AM - Aug 29, 2023
Trump loses to Jack Smith again: Coup evidence bomb goes off in March 2024 trial - YouTube
The federal judge overseeing a criminal case against Donald Trump for interfering with the 2020 election has set a trial date of March 4, 2024. The decision ...
01:01 AM - Aug 29, 2023
@StevenBeschloss “Fulton County inmate No. P01135809 emerged from his motorcade at the Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta airport with lights set up for his close-up.” ☺️
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Sunset Boulevard, 1950 film.
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." Sunset Boulevard, 1950 film.
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Steven Beschloss @StevenBeschloss"The behavior of these public figures makes clear the depth of their arrogance. They act as if the rule of law does not apply to them, that they are above the law, that their treatment is an indignity, an unjust attack, a scandal." https://america.substack.com/p/the-depth-of-arrogance11:24 AM - Aug 25, 2023
08:02 PM - Aug 25, 2023
open.substack.com
August 28, 2023 - by Heather Cox Richardson
After making it clear that she would run her courtroom in the interests of justice without reference to the 2024 presidential election, U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan has set March 4, 2024, as the start date for former president Trump’s trial on four criminal counts for his efforts to overturn th..
01:40 AM - Aug 29, 2023
03:36 PM - May 05, 2023
I’m touched and somewhat speechless that my little whale actually made it, folks. 🥹
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy📢I want to congratulate @Strandjunker , the winner of the Spoutible logo contest! 🎉
25,159 people voted, and @Strandjunker received 10,017 votes!
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03:48 PM - May 05, 2023
📢I want to congratulate @Strandjunker , the winner of the Spoutible logo contest! 🎉
25,159 people voted, and @Strandjunker received 10,017 votes!
I would like to convey my sincere gratitude to all the participants who have submitted such exceptional and imaginative designs. You are all amazing!
25,159 people voted, and @Strandjunker received 10,017 votes!
I would like to convey my sincere gratitude to all the participants who have submitted such exceptional and imaginative designs. You are all amazing!
03:02 PM - May 05, 2023
This is all true and easily verified, but no one wants to talk about them. He is also a member of Opus Dei, another far right Catholic religious sect. He is a very extreme, very dangerous man.
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03:52 PM - May 05, 2023
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Clarence Thomas Promises To Adopt Code Of Ethics For The Right Price
WASHINGTON—Telling critics in Congress that if they wanted serious reform they simply needed to make it worth his while, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas promised Friday he would adopt a code of ethics for the right price. “After hearing out the Senate Judiciary Committee’s concerns, I admit..
02:33 PM - May 05, 2023
hey, I wrote the fuck out of a thing about the utterly disappointing settlement between Fox News and Dominion. please read and do sign up for my free free FREE newsletter and you'll keep getting all the good stuff. thanks—
11:20 AM - Apr 19, 2023
Sadly, turning a blind eye at Ohio State is one of the worst.
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Only Love @loveistheanswerSeems like Jordan has gotten away12:26 PM - Apr 12, 2023
with so much in his life, he thinks he
is invincible.
Let's change that.
12:29 PM - Apr 12, 2023
We pushed an update earlier that reduces the load on our database cluster and improves resource usage on mobile devices. Here is a screenshot of our network traffic to one of our databases after we pushed the update.
12:10 AM - Apr 04, 2023
The networks are so thirsty for a second Trump presidency he's going to have to pay them hush money after it's over.
06:53 PM - Apr 03, 2023
REPORT: Marjorie Taylor Greene has fled the scene of her failed protest and is flying to a safe space for losers and fascists in Florida known as Mar-a-Lago
12:15 PM - Apr 04, 2023
Ratings: "60 Minutes" with Marjorie Taylor Greene Down 33% from Last Week, 2nd Lowest Episode of This Season.
https://www.showbiz411.com/2023/04/03/ratings-60-minutes-with-marjorie-taylor-greene-down-33-from-la...
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Ratings: “60 Minutes” with Marjorie Taylor Greene Down 33% from Last Week, 2nd Lowest Episode of This Season | Showbiz411
It's a good news, bad news story for "60 Minutes." Last night's much hyped show with Lesley Stahl's Marjorie Taylor Greene piece, was a success and a failure. It was number 1 for the night among all broadcast shows, but it was the lowest number for "60 Minutes" ..
01:26 PM - Apr 03, 2023
The upshot of my concerns about the timeliness of these charges is this: Everything I know, Alvin Bragg knows, and he knows a great deal more than I do... but everything I'm saying, Trump's lawyers are going to say, and that is going to cause enough delay to get to the election.
08:43 AM - Apr 01, 2023
What baffles me the most about americans is with all that we have seen and are seeing and all that we have suffered, and the threat of fascists taking over the country, we still are out here begging people to vote
11:04 AM - Apr 04, 2023
Mary Trump serves truth to CBS/60Minutes.
https://twitter.com/MaryLTrump/status/1642610039536877575?t=blAAmWzVAhwLniupigsFVQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/MaryLTrump/status/1642610039536877575?t=blAAmWzVAhwLniupigsFVQ&s=19
05:45 PM - Apr 02, 2023
In response to Raafat Rohaiem.
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05:05 PM - Apr 02, 2023
