And on Thursday we will see if Trump was able to sell enough of his overpriced Bibles to pay the reduced bond in the Engoron ruling about Trump fraud he ran at his businesses... this could go either way...
04:31 PM - Mar 30, 2024
Beware of any incredible news items today... April's Fool may get you today, this is particularly dangerous day for any hoaxes
But Trump's Annus Horribilis has gone from his worst ever month January, into worse February, to even worse March, leading now into April, yet again worst month of his life
But Trump's Annus Horribilis has gone from his worst ever month January, into worse February, to even worse March, leading now into April, yet again worst month of his life
08:33 AM - Apr 01, 2024
Let's talk a little bit about Grest Misinformates Buden Disinformates
When Trump has multiple vocabulary malfunctions he signals some horrible news he just received
Last time he had three on one day, was June 6, 2023 when he learned he will be indicted by Jack Smith on espionage (June 9)
now FOUR
When Trump has multiple vocabulary malfunctions he signals some horrible news he just received
Last time he had three on one day, was June 6, 2023 when he learned he will be indicted by Jack Smith on espionage (June 9)
now FOUR
06:14 PM - Apr 01, 2024
With Trump admitting to court he can't pay the bond to appeal..
FIRE SALE: Head ornament
Well worn head ornament of indefinite age. Considerable wear, sold as 'damaged'. May contain head lice. Makes excellent hairpiece for scarecrow or lining for nest of small bird. 50 cents or best offer
FIRE SALE: Head ornament
Well worn head ornament of indefinite age. Considerable wear, sold as 'damaged'. May contain head lice. Makes excellent hairpiece for scarecrow or lining for nest of small bird. 50 cents or best offer
03:44 PM - Feb 28, 2024
With Trump admitting to court he can't pay the bond to appeal..
FIRE SALE: Son
40 year old male, somewhat dim, but mostly house-trained. Tendency to steal from cancer kids & run financial frauds. Pedigree impeccable from thoroughbred Busey bloodline. Will consider exchange for woman with big tits
FIRE SALE: Son
40 year old male, somewhat dim, but mostly house-trained. Tendency to steal from cancer kids & run financial frauds. Pedigree impeccable from thoroughbred Busey bloodline. Will consider exchange for woman with big tits
03:57 PM - Feb 28, 2024
TRUMP: Ivanka dear, could you ask Jar Head if he could lend me about $450 million, just for a few months..
IVANKA: New phone, who dis?
IVANKA: New phone, who dis?
04:43 PM - Feb 28, 2024
How's your day?
We've passed 400,000 dead soldiers
Oh shit. That's more than we lost in Vietnam. Can you still win it?
No fucking way. Ukrainians are too strong. How's your day?
I got hit by $453 million by Engoron
Oh shit. Can you pay it?
No fucking way. I think I'm gonna start to sell shoes
We've passed 400,000 dead soldiers
Oh shit. That's more than we lost in Vietnam. Can you still win it?
No fucking way. Ukrainians are too strong. How's your day?
I got hit by $453 million by Engoron
Oh shit. Can you pay it?
No fucking way. I think I'm gonna start to sell shoes
09:30 PM - Feb 17, 2024
If you consume the news and it has you questioning whether or not you're going crazy, it's not you. The media has lost the plot
12:09 PM - Feb 13, 2024
Told you
Am not taking a victory lap on news Trump's confessed serial larcenist accountant Allen Weisselberg is 'in negotiations' to flip against Trumpo.. But he is
I'll take the victory lap when it is official he HAS flipped & rats him out. As he will.
Still perfect on my calls in #RatBingo
Am not taking a victory lap on news Trump's confessed serial larcenist accountant Allen Weisselberg is 'in negotiations' to flip against Trumpo.. But he is
I'll take the victory lap when it is official he HAS flipped & rats him out. As he will.
Still perfect on my calls in #RatBingo
Biden/Harris 2024 @ZrimmyTrump’s Former Finance Chief in Negotiations to Plead Guilty to Perjury07:01 PM - Feb 01, 2024Ex-Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg in perjury plea talks, sources say - KVNU - News for Northern Utah and Southern Idaho
Former Trump Org. Chief Financial Officer Allen Weisselberg is in plea talks with the Manhattan district attorney’s office to resolve a potential perjury charge, sources familiar with the matter confirmed to ABC News. If the negotiations succeed, Weisselberg would plead guilty to lying on the ..
11:06 PM - Feb 01, 2024
GROUNDHOG DAY AT THE COURTHOUSE
(part 3 of 4)
LETITIA JAMES: About this $48 million dollar 'ghost loan' Mr Trump had in Chicago, you said that's a tax dodge
WEISSELBERG: Yes
LETITIA JAMES: How do you know it was tax evasion & not accounting error?
WEISSELBERG: Because I created it as a tax dodge
(part 3 of 4)
LETITIA JAMES: About this $48 million dollar 'ghost loan' Mr Trump had in Chicago, you said that's a tax dodge
WEISSELBERG: Yes
LETITIA JAMES: How do you know it was tax evasion & not accounting error?
WEISSELBERG: Because I created it as a tax dodge
05:32 AM - Feb 02, 2024
Here at the INTERMISSION of our Broadaway play Groundhog Day At The Courthouse, the actors are hogging their wares, selling T shirts and Magahats - Make Actors Great Again - and this wonderful collection of Engoron Carols. Get yours today!
(T DAWG! We want PART 4, the ENDING to the play!)
(T DAWG! We want PART 4, the ENDING to the play!)
06:23 AM - Feb 02, 2024
GOOD MORNING TO MY TWEEPS
If you missed it, WE HAVE A PLAY !!!
Last night, while you were asleep, some little elves went and wrote a PLAY. A four part play, and published it HERE into my timeline. It is called GROUNDHOG DAY AT THE COURTHOUSE and the reviews have been BRUTAL
Scroll down about 10
If you missed it, WE HAVE A PLAY !!!
Last night, while you were asleep, some little elves went and wrote a PLAY. A four part play, and published it HERE into my timeline. It is called GROUNDHOG DAY AT THE COURTHOUSE and the reviews have been BRUTAL
Scroll down about 10
08:15 AM - Feb 02, 2024
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 83.3 million bucks, fork it over, fuckface ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how sad for Donald Trump
04:44 PM - Jan 26, 2024
Rudy Giuliani: - $150M
Fox: - $787M
Alex Jones: - $1.1B
Elon Musk: - $25B
Trump: - $83.3M and about to lose Trump Org
Should have gone woke
Fox: - $787M
Alex Jones: - $1.1B
Elon Musk: - $25B
Trump: - $83.3M and about to lose Trump Org
Should have gone woke
06:23 PM - Jan 26, 2024
Dear Friend
I've run into some minor issues with my series of tremendous court victories. Melina Habba is not quite up to the job & Joey Taco abruptly had to depart. Would you be a competent attorney or paralegal? I could pay you when I am back in the White House, or alternately assassinate one of
I've run into some minor issues with my series of tremendous court victories. Melina Habba is not quite up to the job & Joey Taco abruptly had to depart. Would you be a competent attorney or paralegal? I could pay you when I am back in the White House, or alternately assassinate one of
06:07 PM - Jan 26, 2024
Celebrations! A VERY bad day in Trumpoworld. Hezbollah Harry just lost $83 million dollars for his stupid attacks on E Jean Carroll at the CNN Town Hall. Eventually Trumpo will learn (he has not yet). This will sting Syphilis Boy, Trump doesn't have anywhere near that kind of cash or liquid assets
05:08 PM - Jan 26, 2024
Donald Trump "There is going to be so much winning, you'll get tired of all the winning"
Syphilis Boy was hit with $5 million dollars for his sexual assault of E Jean Carroll. Hezbollah Harry was such a Stable Genius he went to defame her again on CNN Town Hall. Now slapped with $83 million MORE
Syphilis Boy was hit with $5 million dollars for his sexual assault of E Jean Carroll. Hezbollah Harry was such a Stable Genius he went to defame her again on CNN Town Hall. Now slapped with $83 million MORE
04:52 PM - Jan 26, 2024
Spoutible is full of people who know what it's like to be an outcast, for whatever reason.
I think it's one of the reasons we take such good care of each other here.
And today, thank you for taking care of me and not letting me feel weird about being weird.💙💙
I think it's one of the reasons we take such good care of each other here.
And today, thank you for taking care of me and not letting me feel weird about being weird.💙💙
07:13 PM - Jan 25, 2024
PS what do I mean that I only called 7 of these 8 flips by December 2022 for you (on the Dead Bird site, all calls are still there). Evan Corcoran only flipped in March 2023 and I called that flip too, the moment he finished testifying to Jack Smith
NOBODY ELSE MADE ALL THESE 8 CALLS
Nobody
NOBODY ELSE MADE ALL THESE 8 CALLS
Nobody
09:00 AM - Jan 25, 2024
SRSLY, The jury tomorrow will hit Trump with an enormous fine. It could well be $100 million. They will consider, how much will it take to make him stop defaming E Jean Carroll
But it gets worse
Next week 31 Jan, Judge Engoron dissolves Trump business & slaps HIS fines on Trump. Likely around $1B
But it gets worse
Next week 31 Jan, Judge Engoron dissolves Trump business & slaps HIS fines on Trump. Likely around $1B
03:41 PM - Jan 25, 2024
By the time the NY AG and E. Jean Carroll cases are done, Trump may not have a penny or a property left.
"Carroll Tower" has a nice ring to it, yes?
"Carroll Tower" has a nice ring to it, yes?
04:51 PM - Jan 17, 2024
Donald Trump Legal Dream Team
Giuliani, unpaid
Eastman, unpaid
DiGenova, unpaid
Tosensing, unpaid
Gowdy, unpaid
Wood, unpaid
Powell, unpaid
Trusty, unpaid
Bobb, unpaid
Corcoran, unpaid
Parlatore, unpaid
Clark, lost his pants & unpaid
Joey Tacopenis, unpaid
John Sauer-Puss imagines he'll be paid
Giuliani, unpaid
Eastman, unpaid
DiGenova, unpaid
Tosensing, unpaid
Gowdy, unpaid
Wood, unpaid
Powell, unpaid
Trusty, unpaid
Bobb, unpaid
Corcoran, unpaid
Parlatore, unpaid
Clark, lost his pants & unpaid
Joey Tacopenis, unpaid
John Sauer-Puss imagines he'll be paid
04:05 PM - Jan 15, 2024
CORRECTION
This Twitter feed (or whatever!) issues correction
I have repeatedly called Trump Legal Clown & alleged attorney Joey Tacopenis a 'moron lawyer'. It now emerges that my mocking decription wasn't accurate
Tacopina is rather, as described by Trump fellow Court Jesters: a "dumb loudmouth"
This Twitter feed (or whatever!) issues correction
I have repeatedly called Trump Legal Clown & alleged attorney Joey Tacopenis a 'moron lawyer'. It now emerges that my mocking decription wasn't accurate
Tacopina is rather, as described by Trump fellow Court Jesters: a "dumb loudmouth"
05:29 PM - Jan 15, 2024
Dear Friend
I seem to have run into temporary staff shortages with my tremendous court victories. Joey Taco had to depart & Johnny Sauerbrain seems a bit too homicidal, if you know what I mean. If you happen to be a competent lawyer or paralegal, I could pay you when I am back in the White House
I seem to have run into temporary staff shortages with my tremendous court victories. Joey Taco had to depart & Johnny Sauerbrain seems a bit too homicidal, if you know what I mean. If you happen to be a competent lawyer or paralegal, I could pay you when I am back in the White House
06:20 PM - Jan 15, 2024
KISE: Tacopenis is a dumb loudmouth
TRUMP: Because he calls the judge an asshole?
BLANK STARE: yes, you have to replace him
TRUMP: What do you think, Boris?
BORIS THE MENACE: Putin says Da
TRUMP: Ok I'll find someone less insane
[LATER]
JOHN SAUER-PUSS: Your honor, Trump will assassinate you
TRUMP: Because he calls the judge an asshole?
BLANK STARE: yes, you have to replace him
TRUMP: What do you think, Boris?
BORIS THE MENACE: Putin says Da
TRUMP: Ok I'll find someone less insane
[LATER]
JOHN SAUER-PUSS: Your honor, Trump will assassinate you
07:09 PM - Jan 15, 2024
So Iowa Relevance?
Your T Dawg gave the Iowa Caucus January 2025 analysis...
...four YEARS ago in Januacy 2021, on another platform that has since turned into Xcrement
I said on Jan 27, 2021 that if Trump runs for nomination, he's unstoppable. I said he "easily" wins the nomination, not just Iowa
Your T Dawg gave the Iowa Caucus January 2025 analysis...
...four YEARS ago in Januacy 2021, on another platform that has since turned into Xcrement
I said on Jan 27, 2021 that if Trump runs for nomination, he's unstoppable. I said he "easily" wins the nomination, not just Iowa
12:52 PM - Jan 16, 2024
Party of 'family values'
Nikki Haley wants Republicans to ignore rape. It is a distraction
GOP is run by WORMs and rest are WINOs
WORM = White Old Racist Men (could also be 'Rapist')
and the women who love them
WINO = Woman In Name Only
Nikki still campaigning hard to become Trump's Veep
Nikki Haley wants Republicans to ignore rape. It is a distraction
GOP is run by WORMs and rest are WINOs
WORM = White Old Racist Men (could also be 'Rapist')
and the women who love them
WINO = Woman In Name Only
Nikki still campaigning hard to become Trump's Veep
déjà vu @AnonymNikki Haley refuses to condemn Trump’s sexual abuse of E Jean Carroll. Former UN ambassador said the various legal battles ex-president is facing are ‘distractions’ from more pressing national issues02:35 PM - Jan 17, 2024
02:56 PM - Jan 17, 2024
MAGA 2.0
For the post-Trumpian dystopia that #Cult45 has created with their magamadness
Now comes the Hate Barbie
Nikki Hatey: Slavery was not the cause of the Civil War. America has no history of racism
also
Nikki Haley: The issue of rape doesn't matter, it is a distraction
#LetTrumpBeTrump
For the post-Trumpian dystopia that #Cult45 has created with their magamadness
Now comes the Hate Barbie
Nikki Hatey: Slavery was not the cause of the Civil War. America has no history of racism
also
Nikki Haley: The issue of rape doesn't matter, it is a distraction
#LetTrumpBeTrump
03:09 PM - Jan 17, 2024
That sound you're hearing of that bankrupted drunk, laughing hysterically at the back table of Four Seasons Total 24 Hour Breakfast At Denny's And IHOP
...is Sir Buttdial McRudypants, America's Mayonaise. Giuliani is yelling at the TV delirious that he is no longer dumbest attorney in America
...is Sir Buttdial McRudypants, America's Mayonaise. Giuliani is yelling at the TV delirious that he is no longer dumbest attorney in America
05:01 PM - Jan 17, 2024