Jeff Tiedrich
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🚨🚨🚨 HOLY SHITTING FUCK, Tucker Carlson is OUT at Fox News. 🚨🚨🚨

help, I think I'm overdosing on schadenfreude
11:40 AM - Apr 24, 2023
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Jeff Tiedrich
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first they came for Tucker Carlson, and I didn't speak out— because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't catch my breath
11:45 AM - Apr 24, 2023
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John Fugelsang
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The best part of the Tucker texts is that after years of lying in public, he’s fired for speaking truth in private.
02:59 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Jeff Tiedrich
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pro tip: if your doorbells rings and your immediate reaction is to reach for your gun, holy fucking shit, turn off Fox News and get professional help
02:49 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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John Fugelsang
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The Ten Commandments will be in TX classrooms.

None are abt abortion/being gay

One’s abt adultery
One’s abt lying
One’s abt stealing
One’s abt coveting goods
One’s abt coveting other men’s wives

Bc it's never too soon to learn your Trump-supporting adults are spiritual frauds.
09:20 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Jeff Tiedrich
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need a laugh? Missouri set up a hotline for snitching on trans people and it was so overrun with pranksters clogging it with fake reports and random bullshit that they had to shut it the fuck down
12:07 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Selena Maranjian
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2 good old tweets:

squirrel74wkgn
I don’t know who used the seashell shaped soap in the bathroom, but my gramma is about to lose her shit.

@fro_vo
ok son i've checked everywhere and didn't find any monsters so you should be good unless they can shape-shift into a bed. goodnite

#Twitter #funny
06:57 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Steve Marmel
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this is your last day to enter the #PanhandlePutinPizzaContest .
i’ve had a Disney Balloon floating on my ceiling since 3/24. What deflates first: DeSantis’ Presidential dreams or the balloon?
Pick a date for it to fall. see rules below. Guess the right date you could get two pizzas shipped to you!
Steve Marmel @Marmel
This #Disney balloon has been on my ceiling since 3/24! Will it last longer than DeSantis' presidential run?
Either way, it's time for the #PanhandlePutinPizzaContest !
Reply with your guess date, add the hashtag and one correct person will get #Goldbelly #Pequods pizza!
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Shannon Fisher
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I feel like Twitter has become a world of bot-like people, perched for attack, reading their timeline just WAITING for something to offend or anger them so they can go off on someone. It's sad--because I once LOVED that site. Now, it's just a toxic cesspool. Meanwhile, Spoutible is friendly like...
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Sherry Stanley
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