Sarah Apfel
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#GoodMorningSpoutible ! Even here @ JFK wtng 4 flight 2 #Barbados , doing my civic duty:

1) Got restaurant 2 turn off Fox.

2) Told a group of frat bros to STFU about Biden's age coz if they somehow ever get laid, under TFG they'd have to pay for paternity instead of legal abortion.

Later! 😘
08:24 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Arrgee Reyy
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Jedi Master.
02:05 AM - Mar 05, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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😏😌 Working on it!
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Caryl D
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Enjoy!
01:35 AM - Mar 05, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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Thank you! 💛
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Julie BlueWave
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Well, Sarah, that's some #GoodTrouble !
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Sarah Apfel
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😇😈😊
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f r e d k i p t e r
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🍹🍹🍹
11:14 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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🧉🍹🍸️🍺
11:20 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Kim Mmmm
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Sarah! Way to hold it down at the airport this morning! 😀 I hope you had a good flight and have so much fun🎪🤾‍♀️😎 in the sun!
11:13 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Barbara Reid
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You rock, Sarah! Have a wonderful time; 🧡💛
10:43 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Barbara Reid.
Thank you! I plan to! 💛
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Zaya Rose ⛧
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Putting in the good work
10:26 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Zaya Rose ⛧.
I try 😈 💕
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Myra Faye Turner
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In response to Sarah Apfel.
I'm jealous.

Enjoy yourself, ma'am. Stay outta trouble!
07:35 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Myra Faye Turner.
Aw, sorry I couldn't fit anyone in my suitcase. And believe it or not, I WILL be good! Too old to get into too much trouble anymore. Having the bathroom to myself is about as excas it gets for me these days. 😆😢
07:53 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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André Ware
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👊🏾😤❤️
07:12 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to André Ware.
😈😘💕
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just alex
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LOL! 🤭
Most excellent…! Enjoy your vacation!
06:44 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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Thank you! I surely will 🥂
06:45 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Jennifer Wolf
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Awesome! I’m so proud of you. Have a great time.
05:59 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Jennifer Wolf.
Thank you! I felt super self-righteous when I did that, but in a good way 🤣
06:46 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Roxy Meloni
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Have a wonderful trip ✈️⛱️
05:49 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Roxy Meloni.
Will do, and thank you! 💛
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05:30 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Rosetta.
Internet is bad today so I can't send a GIF, dammit! But I'm curtseying 😂😘
06:48 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Lisa Moorman
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Love that you educated and slayed those kids in one fell swoop.
05:29 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Lisa Moorman.
Thank you! I was pretty proud of myself- could have been the 7am wine lol
06:49 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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9Gen
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This is how we do it. Wish I could buy you a drink. Enjoy.
Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It (Official Music Video) - YouTube

REMASTERED IN HD!Music video by Montell Jordan performing This Is How We Do It. (C) 1995 Def Jam Recordings#MontellJordan #ThisIsHowWeDoIt #Remastered

05:28 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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🥰 Thank you! Wish I could send YOU one!
06:49 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Diana Beach
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Well done!!
05:08 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Diana Beach.
Thank you. I try my best 😈😇
07:23 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Diana Lukasik
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In response to Sarah Apfel.
Have a great trip, Sarah!
You are the absolute best! 🤣❤️
05:04 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Diana Lukasik.
Dammit I am blushing here - tho it could be the rum. 🤔 Thank you! 😘
06:50 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Christine Cook
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In response to Sarah Apfel.
Well done Madam!
04:58 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Christine Cook.
Thank you so much! 💛
06:50 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Carmen Derbedrossian
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Carmen Derbedrossian.
Thank you so much ! 🤩😍
06:51 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Susan McBride
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In response to Sarah Apfel.
Aw, Sarah, you're the best! Keep up the great work!
02:30 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Susan McBride.
Aw, thank you! Internet is bad today so I can't send a GIF but if I could it would be a curtsey. 🥰
06:52 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Kathleen Rupnow
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Excellent!
02:26 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Kathleen Rupnow.
😍🥰😘
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Richard
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Going back? Wave as you fly by and enjoy yourself.
09:20 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Richard.
I DID! Was watching the flight path thinger & we flew RIGHT OVER! Guess you were busy😆
06:53 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Elektra 🖖
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GIF: Presidential mic drop
09:18 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Elektra 🖖.
Thank you! I'd love to send a GIF back but internet is bad today, but trust me, it would have been a good one 😅😚😍
06:54 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Julie Hughes
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In response to Sarah Apfel.
(Bows head obsequesly) We are not worthy.....
09:18 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Julie Hughes.
Ah, sure you are! ☺️
06:55 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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indie perfume lover
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You are fire! Have a wonderful time and safe travels all around 💜
09:16 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to indie perfume lover.
Thank you thank you I sure hope so! 🥰😘
06:55 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Michigander
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😆❤️
09:10 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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😆😘
06:56 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️
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In response to Sarah Apfel.
You fucking rock.

Safe travels!
09:07 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️.
Thank you! I do have my rock moments lol. And so do you! 💕
06:56 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Cathi Turner
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In response to Sarah Apfel.
Those bros should have paid to upgrade you to a double in thanks for that free education 👏👏
08:58 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Cathi Turner.
🤔 You know what? You're right! Thank you! 💛
06:57 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Elena
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In response to Sarah Apfel.
Well done! Very productive day.
08:50 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Elena.
I try, ma'am. I try. 💛
06:57 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Lisa W FirstWave
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In response to Sarah Apfel.
Awesome! Enjoy!!!
08:49 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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In response to Lisa W FirstWave.
Thanks, and I fully intend to! 💛
06:57 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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