Jess Martin
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#Spoutible is full of #Canadians and while we love them now, @Hereforthepopcorn and I know war between #Canada and the #RestOfTheWorld is inevitable due to their takeover of this site.

Poll: What should the war hashtag be against 🇨🇦 ? Derp, dolt etc. are welcome variations.

Have a nice day!

Canadont

Canadork

Canaduh

Other - write below

35 votes — 09:56 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Paige Robertson
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In response to Jess Martin.
Oh dear, do we have to burn down the White House again? /s
11:18 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Paige Robertson.
Yes. Stench of 45 is still there.
11:20 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Diane Turner
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In response to Jess Martin.
So how we feeling here @JessMartin ? The Canaduhs have by poll but is that your feeling too?
10:25 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Diane Turner.
It’s oscillating…it was “Other” a couple of hours ago. I suppose we could do #canaduh for now and switch to others for the next skirmishes. It’s good to have some variety.

You want to do the next poll?
10:27 PM - Apr 23, 2023 (Edited)
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Minnie the Pooh
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In response to Jess Martin.
I’m not sure how this will scan written out cuz it’s an oral thing. But you know how their silly anthem is called O Canada. So I’m suggesting #OhCanada - but it’s said like when you bring home a cute little puppy and he pees just a tiny bit on your floor. You shake your head and say “Oh Canada.”
06:41 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Sesheta Mallorn
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In response to Jess Martin.
"I'll just sneak past you" - from Canada the Conqueror
If you know, you know.
02:16 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Sesheta Mallorn.
No, I don't know.

What is it you know that I don't know that you know that we should all know?
07:02 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Angie is Supercalifragilistic…
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In response to Jess Martin.
I like Canadont because it feels more playful to me 🤷🏽‍♀️
02:15 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Diane Turner
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In response to Angie is Supercalifragilistic….
Mine too. I suggested Canaderp as well but it didn’t make the poll
03:45 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Angie is Supercalifragilistic….
Yes, but the respondents said no to #Canadont .
07:05 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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EdwardA(callmeEd)Peterson
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In response to Jess Martin.
Well, obviously, it should be # CanadianBacon. Why is this even in question?

https://www.imdb.com/title...
01:52 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to EdwardA(callmeEd)Peterson.
Maybe when there's a #FoodWar we can do some food-related #Canadian hashtags.

That will bring in #MapleSyrup #Poutine #moose etc.
07:00 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Larry Henson
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In response to Jess Martin.
Fearing Canadians? Why? I don't understand it? Can we not share the same values as human beings? Is this cyber world to be divided up into colonies where one group may meet while another is excluded? I don't get it? Why fight at all? Why can't we be friends?
https://youtu.be/5jnZMW8C6...
War - Why Can't We Be Friends? - YouTube

album Why Can't We Be Friends? (1975)track 901 - Don't Let No One Get You Down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsPVcqA7ezg02 - Lotus Blossom: http://www.yout...

12:24 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Albert Errington
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In response to Larry Henson.
We Canadians are passive-aggressive which is why Canadian standoffs are real.
12:34 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Larry Henson.
Yes, we'll be friends after the war.

But I need a hashtag! Hashtag!
06:57 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Frank Schumacher
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In response to Jess Martin.
Uhboot time
12:21 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Frank Schumacher.
Is that your hashtag?
06:58 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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David James
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In response to Jess Martin.
Simply “not Americans”?
12:15 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Greg Dickson
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In response to Jess Martin.
You do know that the USA & Canada & Britain were at War in 1812. This conflict began when the United States declared war on Great Britain, & Canada was still a British colony at the time.

It might have been in jest without knowing you & context it’s inappropriate to incite negative hashtags
10:59 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Diane Turner
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In response to Greg Dickson.
Greg you do realize we are friends with many of the Canadians here and this is all in fun. It’s a silly teasing sparring and not meant to disparage Canadians but get them to respond w their famous sense of humor.
11:18 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Greg Dickson.
Yes, I was discussing 1812 with @minnie and @hereforthepopcorn the other day.

However, an American expressed her extreme disappointment that #Canada and Justin failed to send down Mounties over #January6th

I suggest this "airing of grievances" be part of #Festivus in #Canamerica
06:56 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Dwayne Tuck
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In response to Jess Martin.
I'm sorry you feel this way...er...I'm sorry for saying I'm sorry...umm...
10:28 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Dwayne Tuck.
This will never get old…
10:34 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Diane Turner
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In response to Dwayne Tuck.
Not sorry enough!
11:19 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jeff Mistina 🐻
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In response to Jess Martin.
Splashtag {#id:336781#}

🙃
10:27 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Claudia Hall Christian (She/Her)
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In response to Jess Martin.
No war! No war!
10:24 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Claudia Hall Christian (She/Her).
We need to start one first then you can you have your protests…
10:25 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Diane Turner
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In response to Claudia Hall Christian (She/Her).
Well ma’am when the children are swimming in vats of maple syrup instead of pools and wanting to join the curling team you’ll wished you supported this noble effort.
10:30 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Anthony Lee
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In response to Jess Martin.
I once thought of a term for Canadian idiots: "Canidiots." 🙂
10:09 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Anthony Lee.
Oooh…that’s a fighting hashtag. I’m glad I’m going to sleep soon lest war happens.
10:10 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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dani
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In response to Anthony Lee.
* bookmarking for later
10:12 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Josef Konrad
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In response to Jess Martin.
Canadahhh! (accompanied by a Wilhelm scream)
10:00 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Josef Konrad.
Wer ist Wilhelm?
10:06 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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James Leroux
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In response to Jess Martin.
Me and the rest of the Canadians in the national apology reactionary force will be waiting.
10:00 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Diane Turner
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In response to James Leroux.
😂🤣😂
10:22 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Scott Cudmore
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In response to James Leroux.
National Apology Reactionary Force
10:45 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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Jess Martin
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In response to Jess Martin.
Other suggestions from @Hereforthepopcorn are included below because the poll has only four options.

If there are too many suggestions, we’ll do another poll until we get the best war hashtag against #Canada !

https://spoutible.com/thre...
09:58 AM - Apr 23, 2023
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