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In response to Remo.
Or maybe Post Mortems? That might sound too zombie-ish. Ex Post Factos?

I think your Post Grads label works better than either of my suggestions. Gets my vote!
06:20 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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In response to Ernest Clark.
And some rock & roll puns are flirtin’ with disaster.
07:12 AM - Apr 28, 2024
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In response to Christopher Bouzy.
And if anyone would like to follow that article’s author—Bryan Ruby—he’s @bryanruby here on Spoutible.
09:22 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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In response to Nancy M.
I’m pretty sure the ad directs you to use a knife to kill the person who cleans your house and bleach to get rid of the evidence.
07:33 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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In response to R H.
And in case anyone thinks this can’t possibly be true:
https://www.history.com/ne...
07:00 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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In response to Myron Clifton.
I believe that position is call “The French Horning”. Requires special fingering. And if there’s an additional partner, it’s a “Double French Horning”.
06:22 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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In response to Professor Kyle.
“Sure gets funny thinkin' 'bout money
Makin' my daily bread,
The more you make, the more they take
You never seem to get ahead,
You break your backs just to pay your tax
Then you don't like the way that it's spent,
Somewhere back we jumped the track
This isn't what the governmeant.”
This Isn't What the Governmeant - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by Elektra RecordsThis Isn't What the Governmeant · BreadBaby I'm-a Want You℗ 1972 Elektra Entertainment Group Inc.Unknown: Armin Steiner...

07:45 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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In response to Derek Croucher.
In my best Jack Nicholson impression: “You can’t handle the tooth!”
07:23 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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In response to R H.
You can add Arkansas to the list as well.
A page on their Secretary of State website titled “How Did Arkansas Get Its Name?” states: “The word ‘Arkansas’ came from the Quapaw Indians, by way of early French explorers.”

A Quora post claims it’s 28 states. Either way, it’s a huge number.
08:05 PM - Apr 02, 2024
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In response to Ernest Clark.
Totally understandable since a big part of their job is likely telling callers to just “shove it up your ass”.
09:45 AM - Mar 29, 2024
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In response to Inconclusive Laura®️.
A very cool history of computers meets “desktop publishing” anecdote. Thanks for sharing this!
06:11 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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In response to The Salt Lake Tribune.
Not surprising coming from a guy named Lie-man.
04:40 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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In response to R H.
Pluto is the Shingles of our solar system.
07:47 AM - Mar 22, 2024
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In response to Bren.
Here it is:

Springtime,
laughing loudly,
runs past my weary heart
then stops, looks back, and beckons me
to come.

I find it mildly humorous now, in my late middle age, that my 13-year-old self was burdened by a “weary heart”. In my youth, I felt very much like an old soul.
09:14 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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In response to Bren.
A kindred spirit! My lit crush on Emily Dickinson started in middle school and my first published poem (at age 13) was a cinquain. I wasn’t introduced to William Carlos Williams (and Imagism more broadly) until college.
11:02 AM - Mar 19, 2024
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In response to Jack Mcgraw.
You could say he really knows how to bring the heat.
11:03 AM - Mar 16, 2024
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In response to FunnyEnough.
Maybe it’s time for a reboot? Change the song lyric slightly and it could co-star Donald Trump:

“The Devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin’ for some votes to steal”
11:00 AM - Mar 16, 2024
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In response to Pamela.
So the oil and natural gas industry killed Jesus? Or are they just claiming to be responsible for the resurrection part? We need Congress to launch an investigation pronto!
10:26 AM - Mar 16, 2024 (Edited)
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In response to Mary Locker.
I believe the “Taming of the Shrew” you were in was probably the 1997 season with John Neville-Andrews directing for the first time. I saw it (and Much Ado About Nothing that same season). Enjoyed both immensely!
09:58 PM - Mar 13, 2024
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In response to Mary Locker.
Very cool! Reminds me of Michigan Shakespeare Festival’s early days. First held in 1995 as an outdoors event at Ella Sharp Park in Jackson MI. In 1996, when my wife was the Festival’s lead costumer, a replica of The Globe was built on the park grounds. Now indoors: good but not the same experience.
08:09 PM - Mar 13, 2024
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In response to Emily Provenzano.
So, do you get to have cake AND pie?
07:40 PM - Mar 13, 2024
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In response to Milo Velimirović.
I propose Jenny Jenny Days, three separate days: Aug. 6th, July 5th, and March 9th. All together: 8-6, 7-5, 3-09.
07:24 PM - Mar 13, 2024
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In response to Lynn Daniello.
Not completely gone.
02:42 PM - Mar 10, 2024
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In response to Shawn Harris.
“Hope not built on reason brings disappointment only.”
—Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
07:08 AM - Mar 08, 2024
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In response to Billsabum.
I’m pretty sure he never wrote a poem or short story about a dildo, though.
09:14 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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In response to Myles Higgins ?.
There’s no doubt that Poe has inspired entire genres of literature…and plenty of obsessed (or maybe just obsessive) fans. Case in point:
09:12 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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In response to Derek Croucher.
But with Trump, the U.S. has the Loonier.
08:29 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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In response to Read aBannedBook.
Dumb as a box of rocks with all the smart rocks taken out.

(Substitute dumb/smart with other word pairs for endless fun. For instance: “Pick up the pace…you’re as slow as a box of rocks with all the fast rocks taken out!”)
10:19 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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In response to Happy4uu&u.
Not only is it ok to “take a break” from Spoutible (and social media in general), it’s healthy.

In a recent “Working It Out” episode, comedian Jimmy Carr makes the following offhand comment that resonated with me: “A couple of times a day, your head should be in the same place as your feet.”
Jimmy Carr | The World Ordered A Comedian | Mike Birbiglia’s Working It Out Podcast - YouTube

Jimmy Carr is one of the most successful comedians in the entire world. On the heels of playing Carnegie Hall and heading out to hundreds of concert dates ac...

07:37 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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In response to Whiskerchops von Fuzzybutt.
And “WiskerChopsFuzzyButt” is a great substitute for “Sugar Pie, Hunny Bunch” in the Four Tops’ hit “I Can’t Help Myself”.
Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) (Lyric Video) - YouTube

Four Tops "I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)" was released as a single in 1965 on Motown Records and was a #1 hit on both the Billboard Hot 100 an...

07:42 PM - Feb 19, 2024 (Edited)
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