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BOO!!!
10:19 PM - May 14, 2024
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Mike Taylor
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I haven't been on twitter in a very long time.
That has been very good for me.
As an added bonus I haven't been supporting a fascist propaganda network.
10:38 PM - May 14, 2024
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Bessie The Travelling Cow
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I’ve enjoyed my two days in Albuquerque, New Mexico - here I am in front of the historical sign. Tomorrow I move on to Roswell. Hopefully I won’t get abducted!
08:43 PM - May 12, 2024
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Sneaky Burrito
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Here are the towels I dyed today with indigo. They started as plain white. They're still wet in this picture so they may dry a bit lighter.
09:18 PM - May 12, 2024
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Jinxy's staff
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Cat gave me a lovely Mother's day pressie.
I stepped on it.
A wet hairball on the living room carpet. A big one.
Really fresh.
My family were horrified & amused, in equal measure. #CatsOfSpoutible #BlackCatsRule #adoptdontshop #naughtypetsclub
03:10 PM - May 12, 2024
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Dave Plus Coffee (he/him)
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Good name? Honor? Does he have a concussion? He's hallucinating.
Alexander Nevrmind @Jmarkbuc
Clarence “Dolla dolla bill” Thomas actually said this…

“They don’t bomb you, necessarily, but they bomb your reputation or your good name or your honor“

Gimme a Fkn break.
08:08 PM - May 10, 2024
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Participation Trophy Wife
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So yeah, we are better off now than we were #FourYearsAgoToday
09:30 PM - May 10, 2024
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Lynn Holland
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Six of the nine Sioux tribes in South Dakota have banned Kristi Noem from their territories for equating them with drug trafficking, delaying assistance during a winter storm, and accusing them of failing their children. That's 16% of the state she governs.
09:38 PM - May 10, 2024
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BetterDays
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I told a friend of mine I stopped watching network news she said how can U not keep up. I told her there is nothing more I need 2 hear or learn about tramp & the seditious caucus because there is nothing worse than what we all seen on 1/6.
09:51 PM - May 10, 2024
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✨Witchy Woman✨
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is 45 too old to suddenly decide to get my entire lower half of my body covered with tattoos of scales so it looks like a mermaid's tail???

I hate being an adult - so lame
09:51 PM - May 10, 2024
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Bessie The Travelling Cow
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Not the prettiest view, in front of the fence, but you can definitely see the Grand Canyon behind me from my visit in 2011.
09:05 PM - May 07, 2024
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(laura) elsen
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was just informed by my 5-year-old niece that farts smell worse in space yes worse than the worst fart you could ever smell on earth and this is a hypothesis i will gladly test should i ever be invited for a ride on jeff bezos' space penis because scientific discovery is important no matter the cost
12:56 PM - May 07, 2024
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Carole Tyler
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"Shoutout to Stormy Daniels for making "adult film star" a more respected job title than "former president of the United States"."

—The Volatile Mermaid
12:29 PM - May 07, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Which Civil War General most liked a good time?

Robert E. Whee.
06:52 AM - May 06, 2024
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Ernest Clark
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Sara’s time in phlebotomy school was not all in vein.
07:42 AM - May 06, 2024
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Char
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In response to Virginia Crochets and Stuff.
I think we all are, Piper. I feel ya.
09:15 AM - May 06, 2024
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Virginia Crochets and Stuff
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Good morning! Piper is genuinely shocked that it’s Monday already. #Dogs #DogsOfSpoutible
09:06 AM - May 06, 2024
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Bessie The Travelling Cow
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Open since 1933, Sloppy Joe's bar in Key West, Florida is famous as the favorite watering hole of Ernest Hemingway during his time on the island. I visited last fall and I can see why it is still popular to this day.
08:14 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Lee Dawnwalker Baron
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10:13 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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Professor Kyle
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Ugh. According to the NY Times, juror number two gets their news from Truth Social (& X). That should have been disqualifying – they're going to tank the whole trial.
08:16 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Bessie The Travelling Cow
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Happy Earth Day everyone! This planet is a beautiful place and we should keep it that way. In 2021 I visited Monument Valley in the northernmost part of Arizona. It was desolate and amazingly beautiful. There was a sign placed by the Native Americans that said "Respect Mother Earth." I hope we do.
08:25 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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Middle Age Riot
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Matt Gaetz is terrible at blackjack because he always hits on 16.
05:04 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Middle Age Riot
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"[Aid to Ukraine] wouldn't have passed without Donald Trump." - Lindsey Graham, somehow speaking while simultaneously kissing Trump's ass and gargling his balls
05:05 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Sneaky Burrito
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It's raining so I took my dog out only to the back yard instead of going on a full walk and we have an enormous amount of pokeweed back there this year.

Now to convince my husband not to cut it down so I can collect the berries for dyeing in 4-5 months.
08:06 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Middle Age Riot
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Does cry laughing count?
07:19 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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Bessie The Travelling Cow
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Yesterday I shared with you a photo from Frankfort, Michigan from February of last year. How's about one now from July? Personally, I'm more of a summer (stuffed) cow. Winter isn't really my thing! But Frankfort is a quaint little town right on Lake Michigan and it has something to offer all year!
08:39 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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Sarah Apfel
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#GoodMorningSpoutible . Wishing everyone a happy day except for Mike Johnson: Excruciating hives, kidney stones, and a long prison sentence are just a few of the things I wish for this seditious christofacist prick.

Enjoy your day!
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Max Prophet
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The political origins of student loans/debt.
08:50 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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Derek Croucher
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Goose eating poutine
09:02 AM - Apr 11, 2024
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Later
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I’m still worried about the Y2K problem.
09:06 PM - Apr 03, 2024
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