In response to Tomi T Ahonen.
It’s not syphilis Tomi, it’s bottle burn. Apparently he’s been hurling ketchup from the giant bottles for weeks now. His shoulder’s so tender, they’ve had to build him a catapult. Poor darling.
07:25 PM - Jan 26, 2024
In response to George Steffanos.
Oh my word, that’s so beautiful that I thought it was a painting.
06:53 PM - Jan 02, 2024
In response to Ordinary Magic.
Well doesn’t he look pretty in pink, but I’d much rather see him in orange.
https://youtu.be/zBn5aIfZE...
https://youtu.be/zBn5aIfZE...
Sam Cooke - Chain Gang (High Quality) - YouTube
Sam Cooke's classic 1960 single on RCA Records.More info on Sam Cooke can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_CookeNote:For Promotional Purposes ...
06:17 PM - Jan 02, 2024
In response to Ordinary Magic.
No. 4 - The MAGA Awakening
One can only dream.
One can only dream.
06:24 AM - Jan 02, 2024
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In response to MEAction NOW.
Concealing his:
Computer chip?
His one brain cell?
His teeny weeny sense of humour?
His wife’s tracking device?
I could go on, and I often do, but I’m in the UK and it’s time for brekkie. X
Computer chip?
His one brain cell?
His teeny weeny sense of humour?
His wife’s tracking device?
I could go on, and I often do, but I’m in the UK and it’s time for brekkie. X
04:54 AM - Dec 23, 2023
In response to Larry Henson.
Aaah, thank you. I was hoping that one would hit the spot.
TBH, I’m not religious, but some of my family are. Would love to have seen their faces when they saw my nazi baubles. Sadly, they’re completely out of stock. Apparently, RFK Jr bought the last 50 boxes. Oy veh.
TBH, I’m not religious, but some of my family are. Would love to have seen their faces when they saw my nazi baubles. Sadly, they’re completely out of stock. Apparently, RFK Jr bought the last 50 boxes. Oy veh.
03:38 PM - Dec 16, 2023
In response to Larry Henson.
I’m Jewish (don’t tell Kanye), but I’ll have a few boxes. I ordered one of Melanomas red Christmas trees last year (so pretty), and these lovely baubles will set it off a treat.
Thanks for the heads up.
Thanks for the heads up.
01:21 PM - Dec 16, 2023
In response to Tomi T Ahonen.
Oh Tomi, why four lots? That’s crazy. Anyway, my two lots of complete crap aren’t due till next week. I’m praying that at least the two locks of mugshot toupee are genuine. Will keep you updated.
What next? Trump branded orange jumpsuits? The must-have attire for the next insurrection.
What next? Trump branded orange jumpsuits? The must-have attire for the next insurrection.
03:48 PM - Dec 13, 2023
In response to Tomi T Ahonen.
Blooming heck Tomi, are you trying to tell me the pieces of rag from his mugshot suit might not be genuine? I’ve just ordered two lots! Cost me a fortune.
They even agreed to include two locks of hair from his mugshot toupee. I bet they’re not genuine either.
Oh my, what have I done.
They even agreed to include two locks of hair from his mugshot toupee. I bet they’re not genuine either.
Oh my, what have I done.
01:58 PM - Dec 13, 2023
In response to VanHelsing.
Gotta say, I’m not gay, but I’d consider it if you’re handing out gold coins. Ha ha. Your ldr’s a lucky fella.
Looking forward to receiving my star. No rush. X
Looking forward to receiving my star. No rush. X
04:16 AM - Dec 13, 2023
In response to ItsTimeToSpeakTheTruth.
You’re so right, that is a brilliant piece by Ed Yong. I can’t thank u enough for giving me access.
My fear right now, is that most gov’ts are putting economy ahead of health & that can only end badly. I’m a Brit, but worry this could scupper Biden’s re-election & that would be a nightmare for all.
My fear right now, is that most gov’ts are putting economy ahead of health & that can only end badly. I’m a Brit, but worry this could scupper Biden’s re-election & that would be a nightmare for all.
03:33 AM - Dec 13, 2023
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In response to VanHelsing.
That’s so sweet. Are you sure though, as that’ll leave you with just 1081 gold stars?
02:14 AM - Dec 13, 2023
In response to Christopher Bouzy.
I did that very thing yesterday Christopher, but it just felt wrong. So I deleted my spout and re-typed it almost immediately*.
Do I get a gold star?
*I think it’s quite fun, so I pinned it.
Do I get a gold star?
*I think it’s quite fun, so I pinned it.
01:51 AM - Dec 13, 2023
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In response to Professor Kyle.
Yes, that’s all well and good Professor Kyle, but Joe Biden did stutter twice in early February 2022. I hear that’s the real crux of his possible impeachment, and rightly so.
12:12 PM - Dec 12, 2023
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In response to Tomi T Ahonen.
Oh dear, it’ll be ketchup-a-go-go at Mar-a-Lago tonight.
06:59 PM - Dec 11, 2023
In response to Tomi T Ahonen.
So you’re basically saying he could be looking at over 3,000+ years in pokey? Well he’ll never survive that, especially if his bone spurs start giving him gyp again. Hey ho.
04:00 PM - Dec 11, 2023
In response to Tomi T Ahonen.
I needed cheering up today Tomi, and you came to the rescue.
It occurred to me, that even if your predictions are just 20% spot on*, the orange man will still get at least 150 years in pokey. That’ll do nicely.
So thanks.
Jan
*As if
It occurred to me, that even if your predictions are just 20% spot on*, the orange man will still get at least 150 years in pokey. That’ll do nicely.
So thanks.
Jan
*As if
02:50 PM - Dec 11, 2023
In response to Steven Beschloss.
Watched a video earlier of CNN’s Brianna Kielar make mincemeat of James Comer. She made him look just like the idiot he is. It was a thing of beauty. Well done Brianna!
08:56 AM - Dec 09, 2023
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In response to Tomi T Ahonen.
Indeed I do Tomi. I Googled the pics. Big mistake. I’ve been in therapy for months.
10:18 AM - Nov 27, 2023
In response to Dıanna.
Sam Cooke - Chain Gang (High Quality) - YouTube
Sam Cooke's classic 1960 single on RCA Records.More info on Sam Cooke can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_CookeNote:For Promotional Purposes ...
11:40 AM - Nov 26, 2023
In response to Virginia Crochets and Stuff.
Whale I’ll be darned, that is gorgeous.
04:44 PM - Nov 25, 2023
In response to Janice.
@tomiahonen
P.S. I promise I won’t tell anyone else that you used to be a Chippendale. Honest.
P.S. I promise I won’t tell anyone else that you used to be a Chippendale. Honest.
12:24 PM - Nov 25, 2023
In response to Tomi T Ahonen.
Pleased to hear it Tomi. You made me laugh so hard on Space Karen’s platform and I really miss that.
Miss making YOU spill your covfefe too. Not sure I can match my fantasy of Trump’s personal prison guards wearing his confiscated toupees, but here’s hoping.
Hope you’re keeping well. X
P.S. I pro
Miss making YOU spill your covfefe too. Not sure I can match my fantasy of Trump’s personal prison guards wearing his confiscated toupees, but here’s hoping.
Hope you’re keeping well. X
P.S. I pro
12:11 PM - Nov 25, 2023
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In response to Christopher Bouzy.
Jeez, what have we done to deserve Rupert, Space Karen, Putin & Herr Trump on this planet at the same time?
I long for the day they all get their comeuppance. Please let it be soon.
I long for the day they all get their comeuppance. Please let it be soon.
06:00 AM - Nov 18, 2023
In response to Steve Marmel.
Marilyn Monroe 'Some Like it Hot' Scene - YouTube
'Some Like it Hot' Scene
05:28 AM - Nov 12, 2023
