If Jim Jordan is elected Speaker of the House, he’ll be as effective as he was at passing the bar, passing legislation, and stopping the sexual assault at Ohio State.
08:33 AM - Oct 04, 2023
A vote for the GOP is a vote for Vladimir Putin.
08:38 AM - Oct 04, 2023
Dennis Hastert served as Republican Speaker of the House for 8 years and was convicted of raping little boys, so Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz are well qualified for the job.
08:52 AM - Oct 04, 2023
Elon Musk should take all the guns, nazis, racists, homophobes, bigots, antisemites, fascists, and money hoarders to Mars and stay there.
10:41 PM - Sep 21, 2023
The GOP is ruled by a grifting twice-impeached lying cheating bigoted antisemitic ferret-headed draft-dodging tiny-handed economy-destroying mass murdering racist rapist moron traitor two time popular vote-losing loser with 91 felony charges, but tell me again how old Biden is.
10:38 PM - Sep 21, 2023
If you’re more worried about a Congressional dress code than you are about Antarctica melting, or kids getting murdered in school, or out of control economic inequality, then you might be a total f’ing a-hole.
10:11 PM - Sep 21, 2023
America needs to scrape the GOP off the bottom of her shoe and walk boldly towards a future filled with equality, diversity, empathy, and progress.
10:00 PM - Sep 21, 2023
3 Threaded Spouts
I'm just going to say this again, Jesus wasn't white, Republican, rich or pro-war. White, elitist, evangelicals have literally missed the boat...as was written. And it's all foretold in that book your shake and cling too.
05:46 PM - Sep 17, 2023
8 Threaded Spouts
Why the fuck were people so desperate to "go back to normal" post-covid? Hell, why is virtually ANY change to the perceived status quo met with knee-jerk rage and hate? What the fuck is so great about the status quo?
11:49 PM - Sep 09, 2023
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8 Threaded Spouts
I get it for the rich, big business owners, and powerful officials- the status quo was by and large working for them. But everyone else? Is it just that people are so afraid of losing even the scraps they have that they see any attempt for better as a deadly threat?
11:51 PM - Sep 09, 2023
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8 Threaded Spouts
I mean what's so bad about more outdoor dining, or better ventilation, or more people working from home instead of spending hours in congested commutes, polluting the air and having accidents and paying more for fuel? Even aside from covid, these were all genuine improvements.
11:53 PM - Sep 09, 2023
8 Threaded Spouts
I mean for Christ's sake, that first year of Covid, we almost eliminated the flu. AND THEN WE BROUGHT IT BACK, because wearing a mask sometimes was too high a price to virtually eliminate a disease that killed tens of thousands a year BEFORE covid.
11:55 PM - Sep 09, 2023
8 Threaded Spouts
We could have used covid as the push to genuinely make a better, healthier, more equitable world. Just like we could by adapting to climate change.
But no, let's fuck it all so we can desperately cling to the illusion of a "normal" that we all hated to begin with. Just like our wealthy masters want
But no, let's fuck it all so we can desperately cling to the illusion of a "normal" that we all hated to begin with. Just like our wealthy masters want
11:56 PM - Sep 09, 2023
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8 Threaded Spouts
Fuck, I didn't even get into the health care crisis.
At the start of covid, health care workers were our heroes. We could have responded with a massive push to better fund health care. Instead, we made them the villains, and placed all the burden on them while leaving them even more underfunded.
At the start of covid, health care workers were our heroes. We could have responded with a massive push to better fund health care. Instead, we made them the villains, and placed all the burden on them while leaving them even more underfunded.
12:17 AM - Sep 10, 2023
8 Threaded Spouts
Covid relief payments could have been the beginning of a genuine basic income, a guaranteed safety net that could have helped largely eliminate poverty. Same for providing housing to get the unhoused out of crowded encampments where the disease could spread.
But no.
But no.
12:19 AM - Sep 10, 2023
8 Threaded Spouts
So much preventable death. So many squandered opportunities. So much pointless waste.
I'm not really a fan of misanthropy, but if ever there's been an argument for it, our collective response to COVID is it.
And we're already moving down the same path on a bigger scale with the climate crisis.
I'm not really a fan of misanthropy, but if ever there's been an argument for it, our collective response to COVID is it.
And we're already moving down the same path on a bigger scale with the climate crisis.
12:22 AM - Sep 10, 2023
I don't wave a Joe Biden flag. I don't wear a Joe Biden hat. I don't have a single item of Joe Biden branded anything. and I sure as hell wouldn't be seen in public with any ridiculous "Biden or Death" banner — because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult
01:52 PM - Sep 07, 2023
yo, I wrote a thing: "fuck around, find out: justice has been working overtime this week" — judges have had just about enough of MAGA’s shit. thanks for reading, and please sign onto my mailing list to make sure you never miss a post —
11:56 AM - Sep 01, 2023
This planet would be so much better if fascists, racists, bigots, misogynists, homophobes, zealots, and money hoarders would evolve into caring, loving, generous, empathetic, compassionate, inclusive, woke people like the rest of us.
12:41 AM - Aug 22, 2023
Sick? Even if your test is negative, it still could be Covid. We need better tests. #CovidIsNotOver #WearAMask
m.timesofindia.com
COVID : Symptoms of Eris variant appear a week before positive test, says report | The Times of India
Just as the world was heaving a sigh of relief from COVID, the emergence of the Eris variant has stirred a new panic. This variant, a mutant of Omicron, is spreading faster. A pattern of occurrence of COVID signs, where the signs were felt but the COVID test came to be negative, is being seen curre..
02:55 AM - Aug 22, 2023
The roots of religion come from Sasquatch eating mushrooms and encountering inter-dimensional machine elves.
09:10 PM - Aug 18, 2023
theonion.com
Pope Francis Appears 40 Years Younger After Finally Masturbating For First Time
VATICAN CITY—As youthful vigor rapidly returned to the supreme pontiff, Pope Francis reportedly appeared 40 years younger Friday after finally masturbating for the first time. “Since finally pleasuring myself after all these years, I look and feel better than I ever have!” said the spry 86-year-old ..
02:10 PM - Aug 18, 2023
In response to Lord Chamberland ☠️.
The camera is an absolute joy to use on set, and the pleasure continues in post: I’m in love 😍
07:31 AM - Aug 08, 2023
I'm directing an advert for a luxury hotel in Taipei tomorrow. We have 42 shots on the shot list, though we'll probably get more in the end. We'll use the BMPCC 6K Pro (my 1st time) with cine lenses.
All of this to say, life could always be better, but not tomorrow, it can't!
All of this to say, life could always be better, but not tomorrow, it can't!
12:36 PM - Jul 13, 2023
RIP to my 10% rating on the other rating system.
I peaked at 11% on the Summer Hot Disruption List before settling in at a solid 10%.
See you later, 10%, you were a comforting friend and companion in the Whale 🐳 waters.
I peaked at 11% on the Summer Hot Disruption List before settling in at a solid 10%.
See you later, 10%, you were a comforting friend and companion in the Whale 🐳 waters.
03:44 PM - Jul 27, 2023
the DeSantis campaign is crashing and burning faster than a Tesla and I for one could not be more fucking entertained
02:28 PM - Jul 25, 2023
Every Canadian conservative I know.
11:43 PM - Jul 22, 2023
holy fucking shit, anyone who thinks that "slavery had its good points" is welcome to live life as an enslaved person and then get back to me about it
09:57 AM - Jul 22, 2023
