How’s my #newyearresolutions going?
Me: I’m having ice cream
My 14yo: Mom said you can have the small bowl
Me: Life is too short for the small bowl. Pass me a big bowl
My 14yo: Your life will be too short because of the big bowls
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Me: I’m having ice cream
My 14yo: Mom said you can have the small bowl
Me: Life is too short for the small bowl. Pass me a big bowl
My 14yo: Your life will be too short because of the big bowls
😡😡😡
05:54 PM - Jan 14, 2024
congratulations to Steve Bannon, the most-recent graduate of the University of Fuck Around and Find Out
01:47 PM - May 10, 2024
Friday night dance party
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Kristin N @BabyBluJayFriday night dance party GREASE06:45 PM - May 10, 2024![GIF-Image]()
06:58 PM - May 10, 2024
Trump's attorney wrongfully assumed Stormy Daniels was dumb and beneath her, but Stormy gave her a masterclass in FAFO.
06:38 AM - May 10, 2024
In 1964 a writer & producer named Gene Roddenberry was trying to sell a pilot for his TV show, "Star Trek" He got turned down several times but someone eventually believed in him. She bought the rights and produced it under her own production company. She was Lucille Ball. That's why I love Lucy,
12:55 AM - May 10, 2024
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✨Witchy Woman✨ @wicked_wiccan76Man two L's in one day? he's always breaking records that one08:39 PM - May 09, 2024
08:43 PM - May 09, 2024
My brother just sent me this. I laughed out loud in a public space!! 🤣
07:07 PM - May 09, 2024
Spoutible is leading the way to fight mis/disinformation on social media.
11:43 AM - May 08, 2024
My hometown took a pretty good hit last night. Luckily only one minor injury reported.
https://www.dailyadvocate....
https://www.dailyadvocate....
05:41 PM - May 08, 2024
COOOOOL!
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Waldo Grace @waldograce'Underwater bicycle' propels swimmers forward at superhuman speed #SeaBike #NewAtlas
https://newatlas.com/marin...11:35 AM - May 08, 2024
'Underwater bicycle' propels swimmers forward at superhuman speed
French company Seabike has developed a swimming device that uses your own leg power to accelerate you through the water at superhuman speeds. This crank-driven pusher prop looks a bit like an underwater unicycle... We'd love to take one for a spin!
05:03 PM - May 08, 2024
Donald Trump is a national security danger. And Judge Aileen Cannon is complicit.
09:32 PM - May 07, 2024
Never let him forget or enjoy his retirement
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Ronald Alexander @djchefronIn a just world this would be on the Turtle's headstone09:08 PM - May 07, 2024![Picture]()
09:10 PM - May 07, 2024
I think part of the problem is that admiration for an artist's or athlete's work bleeds over into admiration of the person.
Lacking other data, we tend to assume that a person who excels in their field must be good in other ways, too.
Lacking other data, we tend to assume that a person who excels in their field must be good in other ways, too.
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Anton Brakhage @Anton_BrakhageNever did much care for Spacey myself, but I know the feeling.02:33 AM - May 08, 2024
JK Rowling.
Joss Whedon I always kind of knew was a dick but just not how much.
Johnny fucking Depp.
And too many more.
Maybe it's safer not to admire people in general.
04:56 AM - May 08, 2024
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Milla Mélomane @BritpoptartsDarn, forgot.10:32 PM - May 07, 2024![Picture]()
10:34 PM - May 07, 2024
Jack Smith will not be outmaneuvered by a rookie like Judge Cannon.
He’s gonna drop the hammer and take this to the 11th circuit, and/or indict Trump in DC & NJ.
Either way, Trump is going down for treason.
He’s gonna drop the hammer and take this to the 11th circuit, and/or indict Trump in DC & NJ.
Either way, Trump is going down for treason.
08:21 PM - May 07, 2024
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Clarke @TheOldGuy08:07 PM - May 07, 2024![Picture]()
08:33 PM - May 07, 2024
Ray Harryhausen with one of the zombie warrior figures from "Jason and the Argonauts," 1963
06:18 PM - May 07, 2024
Y'all know that Jack Smith is going to go to the 11th and say "Listen, Cannon is interfering in our rights to hold a trial." and they will not only agree, but they will lambast her harder than they did the last two times.
05:58 PM - May 07, 2024
I’m having a day, and it’s only 10:37 in the morning. Felt like spouting this one again.
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10:38 AM - May 07, 2024
MSNBC execs don't give a shit about democracy. Some of the anchors do. Having David Plouffe on regularly (he's on often now) will be an attempt to normalize "alternative facts."
That's a sobering and sickening reality. Cable news is entertainment.
That's a sobering and sickening reality. Cable news is entertainment.
08:55 PM - May 06, 2024
In case it wasn’t clear to everyone: if you’re an American, stay out of Russia. It doesn’t matter if you’re civilian or military, innocent or guilty, know the language or don’t — none of that matters. They’ll frame you on fake charges and use you as a bargaining chip.
05:11 PM - May 06, 2024
Rusted Root - Send Me On My Way (Official Music Video) - YouTube
REMASTERED IN HD!Rusted Root's official music video for 'Send Me On My Way'. Listen now to more Rusted Root:https://Stream.lnk.to/RustedRootRevisit more 90's...
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Professor Kyle @blackcatproseYou get the car
I'll get the night
Off You'll get the chance
to take the world apart
Figure out how it works
Don't let me know what you find out05:52 PM - May 06, 2024![Video]()
Car - YouTube
Provided to YouTube by Sub Pop RecordsCar · Built to SpillThere's Nothing Wrong With Love℗ 1994 Up RecordsReleased on: 1994-09-13Producer: Phil EkComposer: B...
05:54 PM - May 06, 2024
Many people in Washington DC believe Mr. Jeffries is on a trajectory to be the next greatest US House Congressional Leader in history after Nancy Pelosi. Do you agree?
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Lipsticktraces @lipsticktracesHouse Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries: The 60 Minutes Interview - YouTube12:48 AM - May 06, 2024![Video]()
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries: The 60 Minutes Interview - YouTube
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries answers questions on Israel, Republicans in Congress, the stakes of the upcoming election and more during a wide-rangin...
06:44 AM - May 06, 2024
My friends and I would BMX bike for miles across our small town. Our moms had a “call tree” to cycle through to figure out where we were. Dinner was usually 6ish, and you better be on your way home before the phone rings, or they’ll be hell to pay.
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Whoa! @WhoaYes. When I was sub 10, I had to be within earshot of my dad's voice so I could hear when he called me to come home (that was pretty far). After that, they had no idea where I was most of the time.03:01 PM - May 05, 2024
03:08 PM - May 05, 2024
In response to Carole Tyler.
Instead of being afraid of potential violence, let's prepare. We vastly outnumber the fascists. #BlueWave
01:12 PM - May 05, 2024
Now THESE protestors have skin in the game, and they want Bibi and his enablers out and in prison.
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JayTuma1 (She/Her) @JayTuma1👇🏼05:30 AM - May 05, 2024
05:34 AM - May 05, 2024
"May The Fourth Be The Day A Make-Believe Defender Of The Galaxy Met A Real-Life Defender Of Democracy"
—Mark Hamill
#MayTheFourthBeWithYou
—Mark Hamill
#MayTheFourthBeWithYou
10:34 AM - May 04, 2024
Use a GIF to describe your Sunday mood
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08:27 AM - May 05, 2024
