Matlock
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In response to Salma Typhii.
i thought i logged into a different website for a second here
09:00 PM - May 03, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Matlock.
good timing
05:20 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Andrew Garrison.
I tend to agree with this. Even if you could show that it's a morally correct move or something, it's at the very least an optics failure.
07:54 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Nancy M.
Mosquito #1 : should we bite that woman over there?

Mosquito #2 : uh, sir, she's holding an egg-covered spoon to her eyeball, we should avoid her at all costs

Mosquito #1 : correct, notice how everyone else is also avoiding her
04:26 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Whoa!.
Ah, some classical music
01:42 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Acey Deecey 🚀🚀.
happy birthday to you
12:41 AM - Apr 20, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Ground Control.
True. JQA seemed to be the guy to have the right opinion all the time and yet had a Congress who was committed to always doing the opposite.
10:38 AM - Apr 03, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Matlock.
fuuuuuuuuuuck I forgot the alt text: here's the pic again with alt text
10:29 AM - Apr 03, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to k hola (she/her).
Let chaos reign
07:18 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Salma Typhii.
thoughts and prayers
11:39 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Acey Deecey 🚀🚀.
core memory unlocked (traumatic scene from a movie)
05:03 PM - Mar 28, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Myra Faye Turner.
"Potato salad has 3 ingredients"

*Lists three ingredients, none of which are potato.

Nice try
03:54 PM - Mar 28, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Kristin N.
Well, he's a cat, so it's not a matter of what he's allowed to do so much as what you can stop him from doing
04:51 PM - Mar 25, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to mr bunnylamakins.
Dog whistles sounding more like foghorns now
04:36 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Michiru.
Tears of the Kingdom is sooooo good best of luck
12:37 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Hester Prynnecess, beat reporter.
I bow before his superior Covid-destroying blood
10:35 AM - Mar 09, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Sabine.
I did this and now I can see ur spout so I guess that helped
10:28 AM - Mar 09, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Klobby L.
Not yet but I definitely haven't cleared my cache in a while, probably a good idea to do that anyway
10:25 AM - Mar 09, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Alexander J. McKinley, QBE.
TERF means Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist. Began as people who branded themselves as feminist but their entire ideology centered around believing that trans women are akshually predatory men, and trans men are poor lost women. Something is "terfy" if it fits into that ideology. Broadly speaking
11:53 AM - Mar 06, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Adele Not the singer.
Ah, the Death By a Thousand Cuts type of year
01:09 PM - Mar 05, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to ⚛️Shawn Athan.
1. Run for President
2. Tell everyone nobody even knows who you are
3. ????
4. Acceptance speech
07:52 PM - Mar 03, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to ⚛️Shawn Athan.
Literally infuriating.
11:59 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Jack Jeng.
I thought I was being a clever boy by doing exactly that but then the chicken wasn't as done as I thought so I ended up cooking it for like ten minutes in oil. Ah well
12:27 AM - Mar 02, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Nancy C.
That is true. It has overpowered my apartment and will soon take over the whole complex.
12:25 AM - Mar 02, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Matlock.
It's not perfect but I like what they're going for. The main issue for me is performance. The game was released a couple weeks ago and they're still trying to fix performance issues.
10:16 AM - Feb 29, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to Matlock.
This isn't like a specific subspout or anything it just seems to be the default social media experience
04:30 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to T. Naught.
aww ty
06:19 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to (laura) elsen.
ur welcome 😌
05:08 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to will.
he needs to keep his promises 😔😔😔
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01:22 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Matlock
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In response to EliseKress.
I have not. I don't even have the Romanian folk dances... yet.
01:51 AM - Feb 15, 2024
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