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Republicans: "Impeach Biden!"

Democrats: "For what?"

Republicans: "Stuff."

Democrats: "What stuff?"

Republicans: "Impeachable stuff."

Democrats: "Such as?"

Republicans: "You know. Things."
07:27 PM - Dec 04, 2023
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AssiduousRabbit
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An oldie but goodie! A little Language Humor...
01:16 PM - Dec 03, 2023
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Sherri Chance
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Hahahahaha
09:51 PM - Oct 21, 2023
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AprilG Xn+2 = Xn+1 + Xn
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And also, fuck off with that nonsense. Breastfeeding is just a child eating FFS so get over yourself. If you have a problem with it, that's a you problem and you should see to that.
01:45 PM - Oct 13, 2023
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Lola
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I'm having Stove Top stuffing for lunch so nothing can rain on this stuffing parade.
01:50 PM - Oct 13, 2023
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AprilG Xn+2 = Xn+1 + Xn
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If you can manage to call someone by a different last name when they get married, you can manage to call them by their correct pronoun. It's not complicated, you're just an asshole.
01:53 PM - Oct 13, 2023
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SueinAZ
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Words to live by…
Frank the Bunny @ZomBunnyFrank
A floppy stalk is never a good time.
01:46 PM - Oct 13, 2023
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Witlkatt
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In response to Matlock.
Here’s Boomer luxuriating in bliss. Ahhh, to be a cat…😻😸
01:44 PM - Oct 13, 2023
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Dissident Aggressor
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Frank the Bunny @ZomBunnyFrank
I've seen so few people spouting here about the dangers of people giving kids fentanyl on Halloween that I'm starting to think maybe that's not a real thing.
02:01 PM - Oct 13, 2023
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Frank the Bunny
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I've seen so few people spouting here about the dangers of people giving kids fentanyl on Halloween that I'm starting to think maybe that's not a real thing.
02:01 PM - Oct 13, 2023
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Strictly John D. Bleeds H-Town Blue
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SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
The USA Singers @TheUSASingers
A vote for the GOP is a vote for Vladimir Putin.
08:38 AM - Oct 04, 2023
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JeriLynne
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Good morning Spouters. Happy #Caturday . Wishing everyone a beautiful day! 🥰
10:27 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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Judith Z
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Managed to spill the #catnip while trying to fill their toy. They are rolling around and covering themselves in it. #Caturday
10:50 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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Karen Springer
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I often like to thank whomever decided those little beans would be delicious, if you roasted them, ground them up and poured hot water over it. Whomever they were, genius.
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
I’d like to start the day off by saying something clever, amusing, or insightful about coffee.
08:28 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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Sandy Abeyta
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In response to Mark Kubert, DC.
Coffee wakes you up and it calms you down.
10:43 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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10:22 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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Civil Canuck
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In response to CarbonHal.
Ukrainian cats always look like they mean business and could head up a battalion. 😼💙💛
10:35 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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Sandy Abeyta
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Beautiful words. This touched my soul. If you like this poem, give Emory Hall some love on Instagram or buy her new book, “Made of Rivers”.
10:28 AM - Sep 20, 2023
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Lola
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Supposedly cats find it comforting if you brush them with a wet toothbrush because it reminds them of being groomed by their mothers but I just tried it with Shadow and her reaction suggested some deep-rooted mother issues. I have no idea where my cat or the toothbrush are right now.
12:39 AM - Sep 20, 2023
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SirMikeAlot
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The book of love is long and boring…no one can lift the damn thing... #spoutingclassics
The Airborne Toxic Event The Book of Love - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/embed/8vlhwZG7-ng

11:48 PM - Sep 19, 2023
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Dıanna
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The first song of theirs I came across. Instantly hooked
SirMikeAlot @Analogmeat
The book of love is long and boring…no one can lift the damn thing... #spoutingclassics
The Airborne Toxic Event The Book of Love - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/embed/8vlhwZG7-ng

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Curtis Johnson
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All I got to do today is smile.
10:27 AM - Sep 17, 2023
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Frank the Bunny
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It's Adopt A Bunny Night at the Arizona Humane Society, hoping all my little cousins get some happy new homes!
08:21 PM - Sep 15, 2023
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Jeannie (she/her)
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When I'm reincarnated as a bear, I'm gonna steal soooo many pick-a-nick baskets.
Kelly Sedinger @KellySedinger
When I'm a bear I am going to make a point of wandering into the housing development nearest the woods and pooping there, contra the oft-cited jape about the defecation habits of the wild bear.
08:30 PM - Sep 14, 2023
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Cause We've Ended as Lovers - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by EpicCause We've Ended as Lovers · Jeff BeckBlow By Blow℗ 1975 Epic Records, a division of Sony Music EntertainmentReleased on: 1975-03...

09:28 AM - Sep 05, 2023
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Antifa Director of PhysEd
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Sweet dreams. Strawberry mousse cake. Only got one pic before everyone dove in. It was light and airy with a graham cracker crust. Delish. #SpoutibleBakes
10:27 PM - Sep 02, 2023
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AprilG Xn+2 = Xn+1 + Xn
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In response to Bev Turner.
There's a louse in my blouse.
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