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Yes, my son has long hair. No, he doesn't need a haircut. Good talk.
12:12 PM - Feb 26, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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If you like my spout I'm gonna folllow dat azz, them's the rules
01:31 PM - Feb 08, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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Alexa, give me one million dollars I know you have it
08:12 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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That Mom Tho
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I love that super intelligent people evolved technology to the point that I could stay up all night watching objects get crushed by a hydraulic press
08:58 AM - Feb 12, 2023
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Kirby
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Wanna sit in the gym parking lot and eat fries w me?
05:41 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Steve Marmel
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Congratulations all you people who thought you had the worst possible square in your superbowl pool.
#SuperBowl
10:20 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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Any weekend can be three days if you just forget what day it is
06:47 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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Jessica Calarco
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Watching the game, my 5-year-old suggested: "It would be a lot less dangerous if they hit each other with pillows instead of tackling." And honestly, that's a sport I'd like to see.

#SuperBowl
07:12 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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Cat English
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In response to Devonian Stone.
These things here are how I know I’m in the right place. Def my type of humor profile!!
03:56 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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Devonian Stone
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let me tell you about some spooters who are guaranteed to be a fun follow (or your click back!)

thie first #FunFollow is the aquatic jokester who just started hauting our shores

believe me, when i realized @Sharky was here i was just like
03:53 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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mean things I say to myself
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I was dating this guy who took me home to his parents' house for the weekend and his mom was learning taxidermy and I slept in a room with all her practice chickens
01:00 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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Devonian Stone
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In response to Sharky.
now that's what I AM talking about

wooooooooo sharky! woohooooo

glad to see ya
02:52 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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Chuck Wendig
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HELLO HOOMANS. Welcome to SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM 422, part of OPERATION BIRDCAGE. This one feels good, so fingers crossed. Say hi, intro yourself, and if this one fails, I'll see you on SNAXXX, a pivot-to-video snack influencer clothing-optional microblog app -- like OnlyFans but with Fancy Doritos
11:43 AM - Feb 12, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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my attention span is like getting stuck in a revolving door on a ferris wheel
10:15 AM - Feb 12, 2023
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Devonian Stone
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In response to Sharky.
failshark?
is that you?
10:18 AM - Feb 12, 2023
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Adam H
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Inflation: *happens*

Me: I can’t even afford a double cheeseburger anymore. Now what am I supposed to do, maintain a healthy weight
11:20 PM - Feb 11, 2023
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Jennifer Gunter
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The lemon meringue pie was a success!
09:21 PM - Feb 11, 2023
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Notorious P.I.G.
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*has stage fright*

*passes out*
10:17 AM - Feb 11, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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Asking people if they have a moment to discuss our Lord and Savior, then telling them all about Spoutible
10:30 AM - Feb 08, 2023
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mean things I say to myself
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My weekend plans? Make like a solitary Lil Smokie and lie around dead inside and made of meat in my own sweet and spicy sauce mostly
10:45 AM - Feb 11, 2023
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Al Gray
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Snow (Hey Oh) - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by Warner RecordsSnow (Hey Oh) · Red Hot Chili PeppersStadium Arcadium℗ 2006 Warner Records Inc. for the U.S. and WEA International Inc. ...

10:49 PM - Feb 10, 2023
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Kirby
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Cooking bacon naked just so I can feel something again
05:21 PM - Feb 10, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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In response to Sharky.
I'm so excited to see you in the water here 😍
11:23 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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DemDem
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In response to Sharky.
🌼Good morning
11:04 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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Shelby Kent-Stewart
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In response to Sharky.
11:09 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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In response to Sharky.
Sadly I never even got ice cream, I just pissed myself and left :(
10:36 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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I wave like Forrest Gump at people who are waving at someone behind me
09:41 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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Things seem a little serious around should I tell you guys about the time I peed my pants in a baskin robbins? I was only 12 but should have known better
09:16 AM - Feb 10, 2023
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