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Things I never thought about until I joined Spoutible:

1. Tech bros
2. Raisins
12:05 AM - Jul 30, 2023
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dani
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200+ years of scientific data that shows that vaccines have been an objective good for society.

Next.
01:41 AM - Jul 30, 2023 (Edited)
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dani
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It seems incumbent upon me to clarify my position as to avoid further conflict (and to decrease the amount of times I'm being tagged in raisin related content)

1. Raisins are fine in sweet foods.
2. I do not like them in savory foods.
3. They deserved a better life as wine.

Thank you,
Dani
09:56 AM - Apr 18, 2023
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Nathaniel Missildine
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A good thing about being a writer is that your love language is language.
05:44 PM - Jun 26, 2023
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Paul Levinson
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Deeply honored that my short story, "It's Real Life," made into a radio play, won The Mary Shelley Award given by the Media Ecology Association on Saturday! https://media-ecology.org/...
05:44 PM - Jun 26, 2023
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dani
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In principle, this isn’t that different from fairy bread or hagelslag.

One of my favourite memories from elementary school was the day I forgot my lunch and the administrator made me hagelslag. My little French Canadian tummy had never experienced something so delightful.
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Dr.XVI is the Wrong Crowd
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Years ago, my mother told me that to be sexy, one didn't need to be good looking. Her example was Mick Jagger.

Then she got me music lessons...

I took the hint.
12:28 AM - Jun 12, 2023
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Jason Cornwell
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Things I do at an ATM
Take money out.
Check my balance.
Deposit a cheque.

Things the person in front of me does at an ATM
I have no idea what they're doing, only that whatever it is, it'll take them forever to do it.
05:10 AM - Jun 08, 2023
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Jason Cornwell
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Hey brain. If you're going to have a song stuck in my head all day, why did you pick Norwegian Wood? You and I both know we don't know the lyrics to that song.
10:11 PM - Jun 11, 2023
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Karen D-B
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"I'm teeming with emotions that chatbots wouldn't begin to understand... I've noticed Theater Writer has been pushed progressively further down the food chain. Writers are the sharp end of the creative inverted pyramid. And with the exception of ballet, without a script we're all basically flummoxed
10:42 PM - Jun 11, 2023
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Martha O'Neill
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Still not used to the “no-dial-tone-on-cellphones” thing.
06:43 PM - May 12, 2023
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Martha O'Neill
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Getting ready for the weekend like:
07:23 PM - May 12, 2023
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(laura) elsen
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SHOW TUNES MY CAT FINDS ACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO SING AT HER, hedwig & the angry inch edition:
1. origin of love (1st half)
2. wicked little town
3. the long grift
4. in your arms tonight

UNACCEPTABLE:
1. angry inch
2. freaks
3. midnight radio
4. wig in a box
5. origin of love (2nd half)
6. sugar daddy
08:59 AM - May 12, 2023
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ToddDa
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*jumps in front of speeding Calgon truck
08:50 PM - May 12, 2023
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Danielle DuGré
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Spoutible: the place where American people are as nice as Canadians
03:22 PM - May 11, 2023
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Jane George
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The second I hear the words “child-bearing hips” I break into a run.
10:59 AM - Apr 26, 2023
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Jane George
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Listen, sometimes adulthood is sitting on the sofa eating pecans and drinking tequila.
08:06 PM - Apr 26, 2023
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Evan Kessler
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I may never be able to afford to buy a home, but I am a proud avocado toast owner.
04:41 PM - Apr 26, 2023
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Dee Bradley Baker
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Become a magnet: The question isn’t, “How do I find opportunity, representation and work?” It’s, “How do I get good enough so that opportunity, representation and work find me?”
12:39 PM - Apr 26, 2023
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Brent Butt
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If I'm being honest with myself...
I'm a little scared/embarrassed of how easily I know I could be brainwashed and cultified.
04:01 PM - Apr 16, 2023
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Brent Butt
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SNEAK PEEK: My next guest on #TheButtpod podcast is hilarious comedian JACKIE PIRICO! Full audio episode goes up Apr.26, but in the meantime here's a video sneak peek: https://youtu.be/Q2MAGoozf...
Jackie Pirico thebuttpod brentbutt - YouTube

Brent Butt chats with his guest, comedian JACKIE PIRICO, in this sneak peek of Episode 21 of The Buttpod podcast. Full audio episode goes up April 26, 2023.

12:51 PM - Apr 20, 2023
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Scott Johnson
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Never quite understood this logic
10:47 AM - Apr 21, 2023
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ToddDa
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Today, I'd have to borrow from a swear jar, to pay a swear jar.
03:14 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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ToddDa
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I'm more than just soup, he said to himself.
06:17 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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ToddDa
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#GuessMySoup
Rules are simple:
•Guess the soup I had for lunch
•Soup is a Progresso variety
•Max 3 guesses, specificity counts
•Rules are made up, trophy is fake, its super dumb, but kinda fun.
04:46 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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JeriLynne
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Good morning Spouters. Wishing everyone a wonderful day. 😊
11:14 AM - Apr 13, 2023
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Ami Berger
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...and the curtain comes down on Act III of the Great TN GOP Self-Own
06:05 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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