Knit Wit
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In response to Liz N Is Tired of the Nonsense.
I could eat
12:17 AM - Mar 30, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to Whoa!.
My rep is the dick with the gavel. 🤮
10:46 PM - Mar 19, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to Professor Kyle.
Although it is the same interstate, in southern California it is THUH 5, and in Oregon it is EYE 5.
11:39 PM - Mar 14, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to aaron.
Aaron I hope you get all the time and lasagna you need. Thank you for being honest and vulnerable again after everything.
08:36 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to dani.
It was a smashingit good time!
03:00 PM - Jan 27, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to Bev Turner.
That would be smashing if smashingit made the cloud
03:04 PM - Jan 26, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to Mc Crispy.
Sounds very zen. Happy clicking
08:19 AM - Jan 24, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to Mc Crispy.
Some projects require concentration and some are zen. Maybe you needed something different than what your WIPs were doing for you?
04:59 AM - Jan 24, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to ⚾️Dane Pereslete⚾️.
Check the couch cushions
11:41 PM - Jan 23, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to Timara (she/her).
I'm leaning towards Wendy's frosty rn
11:33 PM - Jan 23, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to Ted Dixon Jr..
Cheese or mustard or ranch or honey mustard or chocolate milkshake
11:32 PM - Jan 23, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to Ike K.
Thank you for your service, all hail the glorious cat 🐈
10:10 AM - Jan 21, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to Mc Crispy.
I have an antique tea cup with a permanent patina, and I refuse to do anything about it. My coffee mugs, no
01:50 PM - Jan 20, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to Peggy Stuart #FirstWave.
I migrated from the dead bird as well, so I get it. I'll follow brand-new spouters recruited by their buddies, in order to show welcome. But someone who has been on for months with nothing to say? No thank you
11:37 PM - Jan 17, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to J.Nasty Flaming Queer.
Because they're cooking the kidney beans wrong. Louisiana knows how to cook kidney beans. Only they call them red beans and eat them with rice.
10:29 AM - Jan 14, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to aaron.
That was a wild ride. Thanks for the story, Aaron
10:49 PM - Jan 11, 2024
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Knit Wit
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In response to Nikki Norman.
Mardi Gras tree, valentine's tree, cinco de mayo tree...
12:46 PM - Dec 26, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to Evolve Undefined.
I keep thinking of that saying "cut off their nose to spite their face." But it's so much spite they're aiming for decapitation instead.
10:41 AM - Dec 16, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to Upma Singh.
I started with stripes. The purl side shows puts a loop of the old color over the new color, but the knit side has a clean line. I really like the Hue Shift Afghan pattern, I've made it twice now. Some colorblock patterns in Mason Dixon Knitting, basically knit quilts. Good luck!
12:11 AM - Dec 15, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to Carole Tyler.
As soon as they figure out how to charge us?
11:35 AM - Dec 12, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to Melody Pond (they/them).
But I don't wanna break up
09:09 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to Carla Reid + Chilla.
My extended family agreed to do second hand or handmade gifts one year. We shopped at thrift stores, yard sales, church bazaars. It was a lot of fun. I made lemon sugar and bacon salt. We had lots of fudge and cookies. I highly recommend a Nothing New gift exchange
10:15 AM - Dec 08, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to Liz Adams.
" Do you mind" as a phrase is too confusing and needs to go away. Either yes or no as an answer can mean the same thing depending on tone of voice or body language which is BS
03:32 PM - Dec 07, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to LD Jones.
Yes venti is 20 oz but that's nowhere on the menu or cup. Grande is large, but there's nothing for comparison as a medium or small, and grande is arguably a medium sized drink as there are 2 larger sizes. It's not that any of the names are bad on their own as much as the whole sizing system
01:26 PM - Dec 07, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to Jeannie (she/her).
Short, tall, grande, venti. None of those are sizes, starbucks
12:24 PM - Dec 07, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to Milo Velimirović.
TLDR spritz a little water in when you grind the beans.

Per article the water cuts down on static electricity which makes the grounds (and apparently half the flavor?) cling to the sides of the grinder. Without the static all the grounds/flavor makes it into the coffee.
08:48 AM - Dec 07, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to Laurie Neronha.
Good morning! I take my coffee seriously 😏

Usually just black, but I love a good dessert coffee
07:44 AM - Dec 05, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to eanybean.
09:04 PM - Dec 02, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to Avery.
Saved!
01:39 AM - Dec 02, 2023
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Knit Wit
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In response to Read aBannedBook.
Things I hate*
1. Lists
2. Stolen jokes
3. Replies

* @JokeDecider
08:25 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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