People have to stop thinking that Joe Biden picked Kamala Harris because she could be "groomed" for further success as President. As any of us who latched on to her in 2019 understood, SHE WAS ALREADY READY TO GO. Joe picked a PARTNER, like he was to Barack Obama. THAT is what makes them powerful.
11:14 AM - Jan 24, 2024
Here on Spoutible, we just throw them overboard. Ain’t no one gonna sink this ship.
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Laira Vieira @LairaVieiraBe careful who you let on your ship, because some people are capable of sinking the entire ship just because they can't be the captain.12:02 PM - Apr 30, 2024
Tenha cuidado com quem deixas entrar no teu navio, porque algumas pessoas são capazes de afundar o navio inteiro só porque não podem ser o capitão.
06:59 PM - Apr 30, 2024
Open since 1933, Sloppy Joe's bar in Key West, Florida is famous as the favorite watering hole of Ernest Hemingway during his time on the island. I visited last fall and I can see why it is still popular to this day.
08:14 PM - Apr 30, 2024
07:34 PM - Nov 13, 2023
Be careful who you let on your ship, because some people are capable of sinking the entire ship just because they can't be the captain.
Tenha cuidado com quem deixas entrar no teu navio, porque algumas pessoas são capazes de afundar o navio inteiro só porque não podem ser o capitão.
Tenha cuidado com quem deixas entrar no teu navio, porque algumas pessoas são capazes de afundar o navio inteiro só porque não podem ser o capitão.
12:02 PM - Apr 30, 2024
I wasn't sexually abused by a bear. So, I'm going with a bear...
12:08 AM - Apr 30, 2024
The fact that women aren't even the tiniest bit surprised that men are just doubling down rather than taking a breath with this whole bear thing…
10:03 PM - Apr 29, 2024
This coming Thursday, I'm back y'all. Completely Unserious comes rolling through and we're gonna be talking all the awesome stuff about fandom, shipping, fanfic, Star Wars crossover AUs...however much magic we can squeeze into a very magical hour. Come with me, loves. 9:15 EST, as always.
10:57 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Late to the convo, but just wanted to say there's no man on earth who doesn't understand exactly why women would choose the bear. Anyone claiming otherwise is gaslighting.
01:06 AM - Apr 30, 2024
Trump apologist Katy Tur gets red-faced and defensive when Nancy Pelosi raises her eyebrows and says "maybe that's your role but it ain't mine."
Tur: "I don't think anyone can accuse me of THAT!"
Someone just did. Two someones.
Step away from your ego for a minute.
Maybe rethink your role, Katy.
Tur: "I don't think anyone can accuse me of THAT!"
Someone just did. Two someones.
Step away from your ego for a minute.
Maybe rethink your role, Katy.
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyWhen I criticized Katy Tur several years ago, some folks tried to drag me, but Nacy Pelosi knows what's up.04:45 PM - Apr 29, 2024
06:57 PM - Apr 29, 2024
Every late Spring before the hot weather sets in I clean out the dust on the fan I sleep with. There was a ton of dust I cleaned out and the fan is running fast again.
03:28 PM - Apr 29, 2024
I never had to stop 5 #bears from pulling a drunk woman who couldn’t walk into a van, outside the bar I worked security for in 2008 #bear #toxicmasculinity #rapeculture #ThoseKindOfMen
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SoundNFury @MValenciaI have never had to step into a ladies' restroom to confront a #bear that was attempting to sexually assault a woman acquaintance of mine.02:57 PM - Apr 29, 2024
03:29 PM - Apr 29, 2024
When it does happen, I will make sure to say "I told you so."
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Ocean Moon @Ocean_MoonFlorida ain't happening. I wish it was, but it's not.12:33 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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03:32 PM - Apr 29, 2024
He could have just gone on about his life. Did some tv stuff. Had books ghost written. Sold hats & collected money from his stupid fans.
But nope. He actively wanted to harm the nation, the military, & the intelligence community.
Trump is the worst traitor in American history
But nope. He actively wanted to harm the nation, the military, & the intelligence community.
Trump is the worst traitor in American history
12:56 AM - Jun 10, 2023
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Great response to the whining racists, misogynists, ableists, homophobes & other -ists who are finally feeling some of the weight of their bigotry, hate & oppression that we all carry b/c of them, in society! Maybe they’ll finally dump it, if it gets too heavy, eh??
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Evolve Undefined @EvolveUndefined“You can’t say anything anymore”…. My response is “more than ever before in history you can can literally say whatever you want - we are now expecting you to bear the accountability for saying it…. Sorry this is new for you-01:21 PM - Apr 29, 2024
Get used to it”
03:12 PM - Apr 29, 2024
I knew an elderly gentleman who liked to say “Hush. Men are talking.”
Now I’d like to apply a version of that to the #MenOfSpoutible :
When women are sharing their lived experience, and the odds are that you NEVER went through ANYTHING like it:
HUSH! Women are talking!
Now I’d like to apply a version of that to the #MenOfSpoutible :
When women are sharing their lived experience, and the odds are that you NEVER went through ANYTHING like it:
HUSH! Women are talking!
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Isa-Lee Wolf @IsaLeeWolfThere is a weird tenet of patriarchy in which men try to make a joke out of horror in one way or another.03:06 PM - Apr 29, 2024
There is no comedic side to a man trying to cut a brake line or the true assessment that a bear won't do that.
03:11 PM - Apr 29, 2024
I have never had to pay for an unlisted number because of a bear.
I have never had to pick up my mail at my parents' house and not my mailbox because of a bear.
Bears don't cut car break lines either.
#Bear
I have never had to pick up my mail at my parents' house and not my mailbox because of a bear.
Bears don't cut car break lines either.
#Bear
01:45 PM - Apr 29, 2024
In response to ✨Witchy Woman✨.
Did someone say “Biden” and “Parks & Recreation”?
Leslie Meets Joe Biden | Parks and Recreation - YouTube
'HE IS PRECIOUS CARGO!'From Parks and Recreation is streaming now on Peacock: https://pck.tv/3XjpSJy From Season 5, Episode 5 'April tries to get Lot 48 turn...
05:30 PM - Apr 26, 2024
In response to ✨Witchy Woman✨.
Google 'young Joe Biden' and daaaammmmmnn. (I seem unable to upload a photo or I'd save you the time)
05:11 PM - Apr 26, 2024
In response to Hoon Seong Teo.
I only bring up her magazine covers bc of the hypocrisy. These same ppl constantly cry about "how do I explain this rainbow flag to my kids" well how the fuck did you explain the President of the United States' wife being naked on a magazine cover??? It's the hypocrisy I can't stand.
05:26 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Can't say the NY Times doesn't deserve this shade. They fully deserve it & have no one to blame but themselves.
Their poor journalistic choices have consequences. 🤷♀️ Don't know why that surprises them.
My guess is that Megan Coyne had a hand in this. 👏 She's such an asset.
Their poor journalistic choices have consequences. 🤷♀️ Don't know why that surprises them.
My guess is that Megan Coyne had a hand in this. 👏 She's such an asset.
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Socio-gen @JennieKinPAI'm not sure Biden and his team could have found a better way to say 'eff off' to the NYT.
🤣03:00 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Biden hands Howard Stern live interview as NY Times melts down over apparent brush-off - Raw Story
President Joe Biden gave a nearly-unannounced, last-minute, live exclusive interview Friday morning to Howard Stern, the SiriusXM radio host who for decades, from the mid-1990s to about 2015, was a top Trump friend, fan and aficionado. But the impetus behind the president's move appears to be a ..
03:07 PM - Apr 26, 2024
03:09 PM - Apr 26, 2024
In response to MEAction NOW.
My first thought: that kid will grow up forever empowered by the moment the knife entered their father’s body. As an adult survivor of 8 yrs of childhood SA, I’ve wished for such a satisfying moment. Don’t @ me unless you’ve grown up living the nightmare. You can’t even imagine it.
10:53 PM - Apr 25, 2024
If we get through 2024 without an all out civil war and the Dems keep the White House and Senate and take the House, they better spend 2025 impeaching and expanding SCOTUS.
GIF ID: Moira Rose raises her hand and says, "All in favour say aye."
GIF ID: Moira Rose raises her hand and says, "All in favour say aye."
10:45 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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"More Pecker than Trump Can Handle" should be the headline. Not "completely faller (sic) apart" as Trump claims.
11:05 PM - Apr 25, 2024
