a haiku for Kevin McCarthy
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ha ha ha fuck you
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ha ha ha fuck you
06:45 PM - Oct 03, 2023
Shamed coming in. Shamed going out. What a mess.
08:45 PM - Oct 03, 2023
theonion.com
NFL Introduces New Helmet Designed To Protect Players’ Wives
NEW YORK—Attributing the move to its need to address a long-standing safety concern, the NFL introduced a new helmet this week designed to protect players’ wives. “These new helmets are specially designed to withstand repeated blows and to protect the faces of our players’ wives, girlfriends, mistr..
11:15 AM - Sep 21, 2023
Glad to have never been arrested .. no mugshot no nothin except the occasional bad and/or tasteless joke or, worse, dad jokes.
Every year on this day will be trump mugshot day.
I love this journey for him.
Every year on this day will be trump mugshot day.
I love this journey for him.
11:16 PM - Aug 24, 2023
There is nothing remotely shocking about the collapse of Ron DeSantis.
Rarely has the world seen a presidential candidate so painfully uncomfortable in his own skin. DeSantis has less charisma and personality than an AI model like ChatGPT.
Rarely has the world seen a presidential candidate so painfully uncomfortable in his own skin. DeSantis has less charisma and personality than an AI model like ChatGPT.
10:43 PM - Aug 22, 2023
8 Threaded Spouts
My god, we only have one functioning political party.
09:20 PM - Aug 23, 2023
It's happening.
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NewsBot News from the Internet @NewsBotA sealed indictment was delivered to a D.C.-based magistrate judge that did not include any names.
It was presented to the judge by an individual believed to be the foreman of the grand jury investigating Trump's efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
#breakingnews05:29 PM - Aug 01, 2023
05:31 PM - Aug 01, 2023
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump indicted in federal probe over effort to undo election loss and subvert transfer of power in run-up to Jan. 6 riot.
05:33 PM - Aug 01, 2023
Justin Walters on Pix11 called out Billy Eppler’s gaslighting bullshit about the #Mets not being doing a fire sale, nor is it a rebuild. I wish we could fire Billy Eppler 🙄
05:43 PM - Aug 01, 2023
The simple truth is Republicans would have a lot fewer interactions with the Department of Justice if they stopped committing crimes and covering for people who commit crimes.
06:36 PM - Jul 30, 2023
I try not to play keyboard GM, especially when the #Mets front office makes moves, but wtf is this trade of David Robertson for two minor leaguers who aren’t even pitchers?
Gif of Emily Gilmore asking, “What was the reasoning? How on earth did you justify it to yourself?”
Gif of Emily Gilmore asking, “What was the reasoning? How on earth did you justify it to yourself?”
12:13 AM - Jul 28, 2023
My father didn’t pass away.
He was assassinated.
A 1967 poll reflected that he was one of the most hated men in America.
Most hated.
Many who quote one #mlk line, tweet egregious AI photos of him, and evoke him to deter justice actually despise #TheInconvenientKing .
He was assassinated.
A 1967 poll reflected that he was one of the most hated men in America.
Most hated.
Many who quote one #mlk line, tweet egregious AI photos of him, and evoke him to deter justice actually despise #TheInconvenientKing .
10:33 PM - Jul 18, 2023
Gravity - YouTube
Provided to YouTube by Aware/ColumbiaGravity · John MayerContinuum℗ 2006 Aware Records LLCReleased on: 2006-09-11Drums, Producer: Steve JordanKeyboards, Orga...
06:59 AM - Jul 17, 2023
If you click on clickbait stories, you are partly to blame. If you fill your feed with stories about crooked GOPers, and not what Democrats are achieving, this is on you, too
The national media is addicted to drama. Think if you are, too.
The national media is addicted to drama. Think if you are, too.
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Shawn Stuckey @The_Shawn_Stuckey“Journalists prefer stories filled with conflict, finding them more compelling and more likely to generate clicks. Biden’s strong economic record doesn’t fit the bill.”07:31 AM - Jul 17, 2023
Ah the ol’ perceived value of the CTR.
07:50 AM - Jul 17, 2023
One year after it's inception, over 80% of adults are still unfamiliar with the existence of the 988 crisis line. We must continue to educate, encourage, and empathize with one another to stop this epidemic of the mental health stigma. #mentalhealth #mentalhealthawareness
09:03 AM - Jul 17, 2023
Complaining about "Congress" rather than Republicans is another way to suppress the vote.
People declare "a pox on both their houses" and stop paying attention, making them ripe for persuasion by grifters promising to "shake things up."
Point out the real problem: The GOP.
People declare "a pox on both their houses" and stop paying attention, making them ripe for persuasion by grifters promising to "shake things up."
Point out the real problem: The GOP.
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1 Angry Grandpa @yubetPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, I beg you.08:09 PM - Feb 22, 2023
You must change your language when you complain about Congress not doing anything, thats the EXACT SAME NARRATIVE AS THE MEDIA.
It's not Congress, ITS CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS. They block EVERYTHING.
PLEASE RESPOUT!!
08:17 PM - Feb 22, 2023
Trump is plotting a fascist takeover of the United States government. Read this and understand the stakes of the 2024 election. #MeidasTouch
10:22 AM - Jul 17, 2023
I care more about the Secret Service being unable to find their text messages from Jan. 6 than them being unable to find who left a small bag of cocaine in an area where visitors left their belongings before going on tours in the WH.
12:49 AM - Jul 14, 2023
#SpoutingClassics 80s&up
1991. 🇬🇧. Londonbeat
1991. 🇬🇧. Londonbeat
Londonbeat - I've Been Thinking About You - YouTube
Music video by Londonbeat performing I've Been Thinking About You. (C) 1991 Geffen Records
07:07 AM - Jul 14, 2023
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10:52 AM - Mar 03, 2023
"Despite Successes"
NYT coverage of the Biden years wrapped in two words.
NYT coverage of the Biden years wrapped in two words.
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Reet Petite @rsbarnes99Biden just completed a constructive NATO meeting. The NY Times headline read:
“Despite Successes at NATO Summit, Divisions Remain”
What if that headline had read:
“Despite Divisions, NATO Summit Achieves Successes”?
Or:
“NATO Summit Features Both Divisions and Unity”?
#journalism #media04:30 PM - Jul 13, 2023
04:46 PM - Jul 13, 2023
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Civility has its virtues, BUT civility does not = true peace
Kindness matters, BUT kindness does not = justice
Be careful not to try to substitute civility and kindness for true peace and justice
Or to try to hinder true peace and justice with calls for civility and kindness.
Kindness matters, BUT kindness does not = justice
Be careful not to try to substitute civility and kindness for true peace and justice
Or to try to hinder true peace and justice with calls for civility and kindness.
06:15 PM - Jul 05, 2023
