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El Howieson @elhowieson07:36 AM - Apr 30, 2024![Picture]()
07:39 AM - Apr 30, 2024
Ain't much better today....
I go in for yearly woman doc. New doctor and what I get was :
Over an hour wait to see her
She's a bitchy, ruthless ass that without warning hand rapes me and tells me to lose weight. Have I ever considered vegetables and exercise?
Me:
I go in for yearly woman doc. New doctor and what I get was :
Over an hour wait to see her
She's a bitchy, ruthless ass that without warning hand rapes me and tells me to lose weight. Have I ever considered vegetables and exercise?
Me:
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Milla Mélomane @BritpoptartsDiagnoses for women.
Early 20th century: I don't know what's wrong with you, so here's some special lady cough medicine made of cocaine, morphine, alcohol, arsenic and lithium in a uranium glass bottle, plus a vibrator we won't actually call a vibrator. Also, how are your 14 children doing?07:40 AM - Apr 30, 2024![Picture]()
07:45 AM - Apr 30, 2024
Perfection.
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Isa-Lee Wolf @IsaLeeWolfIn case you missed it: Testeria: (noun). The state of men being worked up over women discussing or pointing out misogyny.01:43 PM - Apr 29, 2024
adj: "testerical"
"The testerical men flooded social media to decry women preferring to take their chances with a bear in the woods rather than a strange man."
08:03 AM - Apr 30, 2024
Wishing Spouties a Happy Friday! Super-stoked with this site's growth. However, I seem to have lost engagement with the 1st wave of Spouties...miss y'all! #Spoutible
12:19 PM - Apr 26, 2024
Strong women do not have attitudes;
They have standards and boundaries.
Don’t confuse the two.
They have standards and boundaries.
Don’t confuse the two.
11:25 AM - Apr 26, 2024
Wow. There's a surprise, am I right?
10:12 PM - Apr 22, 2024
After a DM of "trust you are good?" it's a good bet the next line will be, "Have you heard about forex trading?"
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09:08 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Weird, I heard that Jesus wanted to help the poor. My mistake.
09:43 AM - Apr 18, 2024
"A woman who is hemorrhaging on a hospital parking lot is not going to then get on a bus to travel to another state. Thus the republicans' abortion politics are a deliberate murder plan of women. It's really just that clear and plain.
Own it."
—Larry Middleton
Own it."
—Larry Middleton
06:12 PM - Apr 11, 2024
This is a real BFD for the Biden Administration! Expect much pear clutching from the GOP
09:18 PM - Apr 11, 2024
Ok y'all - the interview is today and I need all of you to imagine this person getting off the call with me and saying "Wow, I like her better than all the other candidates! We should make her an offer!"
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🙏🏻🤞🏻❤️🙏🏻🤞🏻❤️🙏🏻🤞🏻❤️🙏🏻🤞🏻❤️🙏🏻🤞🏻❤️🙏🏻🤞🏻❤️🙏🏻🤞🏻❤️
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AprilG Xn+2 = Xn+1 + Xn @fibonaccigirlOMG y'all, I made it to the next round in the interviewing process.05:47 PM - Apr 09, 2024
You ALL did this for me! ❤️❤️❤️
This Thur at 11:30amPT
Keep the good thoughts, vibes, prayers, etc coming!!!
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12:59 PM - Apr 11, 2024
Dear news media:
Stop telling me inflation rose 3.5%, without mentioning corporate profits are up 45% and CEO compensation is up 200%.
Stop telling me inflation rose 3.5%, without mentioning corporate profits are up 45% and CEO compensation is up 200%.
10:38 PM - Apr 11, 2024
Speaking of the patriarchy, white men need to take care of their own issues and shut the fuck up about judging other demographics.
05:54 PM - Apr 11, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
I am ecstatic right now! I got the IT position at the library Ive been gunning for! Still waiting for the full details, but I have accepted and HR has the ball rolling. 🥳🍻🎉
06:26 PM - Apr 11, 2024
I just found out that a boy in my daughter's class has been groping the girls during recess. She's fucking nine. I'm off to deal with that but in the interim...
Teach your sons to keep their fucking hands and dicks to themselves! Period.
Teach your sons to keep their fucking hands and dicks to themselves! Period.
01:51 PM - Apr 11, 2024
O.J. Simpson’s murder trial marks a pivotal moment in the decline of American broadcast news. It accelerated in our media environment an unapologetic centering of flash over substance, spin over good faith, and provocation over consideration. And it’s never recovered.
12:23 PM - Apr 11, 2024
76% of those opposed to abortion are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant. — These numbers tell the whole story, sisters.
01:15 PM - Apr 11, 2024
Repeat after me:
It’s not a hush money case — it’s an election interference case.
It’s not a hush money case — it’s an election interference case.
It’s not a hush money case — it’s an election interference case.
It’s not a hush money case — it’s an election interference case.
It’s not a hush money case — it’s an election interference case.
It’s not a hush money case — it’s an election interference case.
09:32 AM - Apr 11, 2024
A friendly reminder to new Spouters, it's not cool to send a private message right after your follow request has been ok'd.
It makes one suspicious, especially if it follows troll like behavior.
No, I don't want a date, buy bitcoin, buy whatever you're selling, nor be saved.
It makes one suspicious, especially if it follows troll like behavior.
No, I don't want a date, buy bitcoin, buy whatever you're selling, nor be saved.
01:04 PM - Apr 10, 2024
Priceless:
Higgins: He said the founders never anticipated this volume of illegals.
Raskin: There was no immigration law when the constitution was adopted. In fact, the only illegals in the country, at least according to the native population, were the people writing the constitution.
Higgins: He said the founders never anticipated this volume of illegals.
Raskin: There was no immigration law when the constitution was adopted. In fact, the only illegals in the country, at least according to the native population, were the people writing the constitution.
02:42 PM - Apr 10, 2024
Donald Trump talks about "abortion up to and even beyond the ninth month."
Yes, America does indeed have abortion beyond the ninth month.
It's called a school shooting.
Yes, America does indeed have abortion beyond the ninth month.
It's called a school shooting.
07:51 PM - Apr 08, 2024
An appellate bond normally says that the underwriter will pay the judgment if the defendant loses the appeal and cannot or will not pay.
Trump's appellate bond says that the underwriter will not pay anything.
Trump's appellate bond is not a real appellate bond.
It's a sham.
Trump's appellate bond says that the underwriter will not pay anything.
Trump's appellate bond is not a real appellate bond.
It's a sham.
07:52 PM - Apr 08, 2024
